🌻

it's my turn to burn through the rest of these funny days.

[bugsandtears]

they’re on a date

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[pancakeke]

"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.

[starving-shartist]

<currently blogging from inside this idiot's walls>

[pancakeke]

PLEASE help me feed these ethernet cables downstairs or I'm gonna kill myself before you get a crack at me

[starving-shartist]

thread it down here champ, we'll get this installed come hell or high water

[pancakeke]

you are the best scary murderer who could have ever crawled into my walls

[lymphonodge]

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

[snootgaze-deactivated20170620]

is he okay

[lymphonodge]

hes alright but he died

[fwunni]

hamsters are honestly justa dollop of an animal

[fwunni]

whatever. puts him on ur baked potato like sour cream.

[tub-blog]

It Begins

And the ultimate bloging begins

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And the ultimate bloging begins

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And the ultimate bloging begins

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And the ultimate bloging begins

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[landmaster-deactivated20170811]

tub:

And the ultimate bloging begins

[kushblazer666]

tub:

And the ultimate bloging begins

[worldsplitter]

(via tub-blog)

[lem0nsharks]

tap to watch live

[hungwy]

music is stupid

[hungwy]

music is for bad idiots 🫂

[sasuke-thoughts]

So everyone should die?

[hungwy]

Obviously

[hatchetfield-scarecrow]

There’s two ends of the horror spectrum

[ramblesamongstardust]

[swagglessmoth]

These two fuck me up so bad. Read Fool Night

[crabussy]

slightly furious reminder that fish do in fact feel pain and do in fact experience fear and distress when in pain since people seem to love spreading the myth that fish don't feel pain. what is it with people assuming a creature is incapable of feeling pain or emotion just because it doesn't have complex facial muscles. come on gang

[crabussy]

it's everywhere too. I see a video titled "funny fish compilation" and it's just fish being blatantly mistreated and harmed. e.g. being patted like a dog while gasping for breath out of the water. or someone shoving a cigarette into a fish's mouth before dropping it back in the water. any videos like that featuring dogs or rabbits or birds would be met with absolute horror but because it's fish, it gets 500k likes. it just sucks

[crabussy]

your tags made me tear up prev

[valvarads]

If that man isn’t the culprit, then we’ve wasted a lot of time, you know. Don’t worry. If you believe, it’ll definitely end well.

[sunwurm]

i love my scab #myscab . certainly it will stay this way.

[sunwurm]

#myopenwound #mybleeding

[marquisedeserault]

A WALTZ ALONG A RAZOR'S EDGE

[qrbits]

yhk jenga

[k3n999]

A crossover no one asked for...

except me.

[rsmrnn]

His inner adult and inner child