Worlds We Write

Adelia | self-published poet | prose WIP @squinch-cosmokorus || genderfluid | 30s || Omnist | Leo || https://ko-fi.com/adelia

[funstyle]

i wanna smoke with cookie monster so bad.... greening out and he hits u with the "imagine....imagine what me do if moon was cookie.... just imagine" i would lose my freaking mindddd

[funstyle]

He would be looking out the window "you know what moon remind me of..... cookie" and i would be like DUDEEE.. WE SHOULD MAKE COOKIES and he would probably feel so loved

[importantpics]

[mournfulroses]

Julia de Burgos, from a poem titled "That You Love Me," featured in Song of the Simple Truth: Poems

[importantdogimages]

[radicalgraff]

“Merchandise is replaceable, black lives are not" 

George Floyd memorial graffiti seen in Burlington, Vermont

[the-dalm]

So Microsoft just released Microsoft 3d movie maker opensource… how cool!!! I’m so excited to see all the weird shit folks make with it… I think this’ll be the next source filmmaker.

Source: https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/1521698902579159040

Github repo here: https://github.com/microsoft/Microsoft-3D-Movie-Maker

[walkhimdown]

[g1sunstreaker]

[cutecreepycryptids]

new cryptid everyone!

[runcibility]

archive link so you don't have to give wapo clicks

[nightmaretour]

Controversial opinion apparently but a fucking ad should not have control over my phone's volume or the ability to pause anything else that is playing

[peyeter-thinking-out-loud]

Call me crazy, but I don't think I should need to press the "end this ad" button 3 times in order to start the 13s countdown before I can actually press the button to end the ad.

[l0stvegas]

shoutout to the time in 2021 I was having scary seizurelike episodes that sent me to the neurologist, after having barely slept all week due to being a nervous wreck over my symptoms and shit.

when I sat down to describe what I was going through to the (young, very soft spoken) phys assistant taking my notes I started audibly almost crying . The whole time he’s furiously working on a tablet thing that I assumed he was writing my symptoms down on

in the midst of me having a mild nervous breakdown during my monologue he slowly turns the tablet to me after closing whatever program he had open and just fuckin stare-smiles at me all placidly til I notice the wallpaper the laptop is set to— a lovingly decorated collage of Lord Farquaad from Shrek

once I noticed I stopped dead in my tracks and we sat there staring at another for a solid minute til I broke down wheeze laughing, upon which he picked up the tablet and scurried off wordlessly. I just sat there dumbfounded til the doc showed up. 10/10 doctor experience ngl

I didn’t own a phone at the time to get any proof so this my best artistic recreation

[sasukechannel]

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"

[karafina]

hello i have this

[blackpyrefly]

been following a person on instagram recently who is logging into skyrim, doing exactly one thing in the game, then logging out, every day until they defeat alduin. the last week has just been picking up one individual gold coin off a pile of them on a table every single day and everybody keeps voting for them to keep picking up coins instead of moving on. they're calling it Coin Week. it's day 201 right now

[blackpyrefly]

coin week will continue until finances improve

[mynorthernattitude]

rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[theabigailthorn]

water leak in my flat right as i'm going to bed, gonna liveblog it

[theabigailthorn]

intake valve on the toilet blew up right as i was going to bed, thank god it's the intake and not the output!

[theabigailthorn]

called landlord. asleep, obviously

called building manager, he's in a bar in the Canary Islands. lmao

[theabigailthorn]

shut off the water you say? good plan! that was my first idea, unfortunately the stopcock is sealed behind a wooden panel. now that's good design!

[theabigailthorn]

building manager said to call an emergency plumber so i did. god bless them, he did arrive within 30 mins in the middle of the night

[theabigailthorn]

emergency plumber Ts&Cs be like "you owe us a million pounds an hour and your firstborn child" sure man just fix this toilet or the office workers below me are gonna be very soggy tomorrow morning

[theabigailthorn]

I have to pay them with my own money tonight when they're done but I will of course be forwarding the invoice to my landlady and asking her to pay me back. that's not gonna be a nice message to wake up to on monday morning, feel a bit bad - she is nice, i know she'll pay me back

[theabigailthorn]

the emergency plumber is here, he's younger than me and he looks like discount Mister Beast. Mister Least

[theabigailthorn]

"I know it's clean but I have to suck it." hey man we just met

[theabigailthorn]

the girls' group chat is loving all this btw, everyone's suddenly become Professor Plumb

[theabigailthorn]

he just sucked all the water out of my toilet, which has gotta be confusing as hell if you're the toilet

[theabigailthorn]

he's taken the whole toilet off the wall

[theabigailthorn]

"welcome back to Well There's Your Problem, a podcast about engineering disasters with slides"

[theabigailthorn]

this was the fucker that decided to explode right as i was going to bed

[theabigailthorn]

my flat smells like butts

at least the actual leak has stopped though

[theabigailthorn]

i had to put on pants for this, I was fully bedtime pilled and cosymaxxing when this occurred

[theabigailthorn]

my least favourite towel is ruined, but hey should have worked harder to be my favourite towel I guess

[theabigailthorn]

i wasn't invited to the Oscars, I'm doing this instead

The People's Oscars

[theabigailthorn]

part of the problem is the expanding foam that was put back there to stop the mice getting in is getting in the way. bet they're laughing their little mouse asses off now

[theabigailthorn]

of course this would happen after i took my prog so i'm also drowsy and dumb for all of this

[theabigailthorn]

my brain: "I need to pee, I'll just... oh, my toilet's in the hallway. Huh."

[theabigailthorn]

he asked me what i do for a living, i said I'm an actor, he said "You look like one :)" awww, thanks buddy!

[crippled-peeper]

“You think every citizen should have access to free and accessible healthcare?”

Wrong!!!

I think that Asylum seekers and Migrant workers and The Undocumented and Everyone Else should get free healthcare too

I love immigration

[crippled-peeper]

This one made the fascists and the racists really really mad. I get hate mail daily for this post

Imagine getting mad because someone else’s child’s chemotherapy doesn’t cost them 100,000$ .

[elierlick]

There is still time. It's never too late to transition.

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm calling down lightning bolts and I'm sending tornadoes and locusts and tsunamis and earthquakes. I am erupting volcanoes. let me know if I should stop

[theactualsunshinechild]

Actually I have a suggestion, what about some brand new natural disasters, just to spice things up? Statewide bear stampede.