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@wormindex
wormindex ā multi-character ā¢ Mar, 2026
ā„ļø ā ciara, uk, 27 @redheid ā
current characters: greg gaines me and earl and the dying girl, marty mauser marty supreme, jesse dāamato in treatment, merlin bbc merlin, nathan young misfits, brittany s pierce glee (sorta), spud murphy trainspotting, narrator fight club, adding as they approach me in my dreams
Robert Sheehan as Nathan Young
MISFITS | 1.01
marty + his slvtty little tank top
ā why don't you mind your own business? ā -- nico @ marty
marty blinks like he's genuinely trying to process the concept. ' ... my own business? ' a beat. he looks around, checks to see if there's another conversation happening heās supposed to be in. he turns right back and nico gets this evaluative up and down. ' tried it. my business? boring. my business is nothing. just sitting there. this? this is way more interesting. by miles. '
marty mauser is one of my best friends
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i let that sit there for a second, like maybe if i donāt touch it it'll deflate on its own. but it lands and it stays, and i kind of hate that heās not entirely wrong, which is a deeply irritating pattern with earl.
i turn my head a little. not fully. iām not committing to eye contact in a moment like this. thatās how you get trapped in sincerity, something i have spent years carefully avoiding. ' yeah, ' i say, which already sounds like iām agreeing (which i'm not) but now it's out there and i canāt take it back. so that's great.
i push up onto my elbows like i'm about to give a lecture nobody asked for, then kind of stall there, because suddenly it feels like maybe this isn't one of those times where i can just... riff my way out of it.
' wow, ' i say, staring up at the sky like it personally failed me, ' that is ... an incredibly bleak pep talk. ' i drag a hand over my face, slow, like i can just reset myself if i do it right. ' and also, ' i add, quieter, ' you can't just - reduce her to that. she wasn't just some- ' i gesture vaguely, because of course i donāt have the vocabulary now of all times. ' i mean, yeah, fine. statistically speaking, i will, unfortunately, continue to meet girls. that's just how the world works. i go outside, there they are, existing. nightmare. '
a small pause. i pick at my sleeve, then stop, because i'm going to end up with a pile of thread in my lap and nothing else.
' but it's not the same, ' i say, and this part comes out more solid than i expect. ' that's the whole point. it's not like - oh, this one made me different, and then the next one will also make me different in the exact same way, and we just keep stacking identical different experiences like some kind of ... terrible emotional jenga. '
to greg, " youĀ know, Ā youĀ mightĀ beĀ theĀ onlyĀ personĀ whoĀ couldĀ spendĀ allĀ summerĀ inĀ theĀ sunĀ andĀ somehowĀ endĀ upĀ whiter. "
i look down at my arm like it personally just betrayed me. ' first of all, ' i say, holding it up between us. ' there are layers to this pale. this is a complex situation. you don't just get to comment on it like it's some flat, one note white. this is artisanal. '
i rub at my skin like maybe something'll come off. it doesn't. obviously.
' second of all, i was in the sun. we both were. you saw me. for like two straight weeks in july, but who's gonna edit this movie if we're both out frolicking all day? sometimes you have to give up an august. '
i drop my own arm, already tired of the conversation and realising i've talked about my body for way longer than my body should ever be given attention. ' so yeah. enjoy your normal human pigmentation, earl. some of us are out here losing a war against the concept of sunlight. '
āĀ thatāsĀ morbid .Ā iĀ likeĀ it . ā for nathan!
' yupppp. ' an big old outward hand click n' stretch of his knuckles, grinning like he just won something. no biggie. he can be morbid. he can be flash and cool and talk about the dark crevices of the world other people don't want to touch. he's deep. he's seen gone girl. ' well, you know, that's me. dark thoughts, sexy delivery. '
to jesse, " sweatĀ buildsĀ character, Ā boy. "
' and stains t-shirts. ' jesse clicks his neck over one side, never was one for sports. exerting energy at all for that matter. then his face gets all screwed up as his brain works a circus. ' and people who say shit like that didn't have character to build in the first place. most interesting thing about them is that their gym has a sauna and a complimentary electrolyte enhanced water fountain. bullshit. '
āĀ theĀ onlyĀ weightĀ iāmĀ gonnaĀ loseĀ isĀ you ā¦Ā causeĀ youāreĀ deadweight ā¦Ā andĀ youāreĀ dead .Ā ā < from q for nathann
to set the scene about thirty seconds prior, nathan had made some gentle, well meaning, mostly jestful prod at q's weight in comparison to his own. something along the lines of real spies would be slimline enough to cross some janky plank of wood between two five stories, or at least brave enough to try. thing is, they're probably both the same weight as well as height, but nathan carries it all string-beany with unwarranted confidence.
nathan then said something along the lines of, ' you'd probably lose the weight if you stopped eating all those complimentary pastries they put in the staff break room n be more like me, free as a bird up here, piece of fuckin cake-... ' and promptly fell to his death.
give him a few hours. and strike roof top meeting's off the agenda.
i've logged on my mom's computer, downloaded chrome, put my headphones on, put 125% zoom on tumblr.com and am ready to write who wants me
got a filling. My face is numb but I will write today
iāve been keeping my popularity a secret all these years . -> a highly sarcastic vi for brittany
brittany blinks at vi like sheās buffering.
then, ā ooh, ā she goes, like sheās in on it. ā that makes sense. i kept my genius a secret for a really long time too. people get weird when you know stuff. ā
ā but i think if you were secretly popular ā¦ i wouldāve felt it. like how animals know when thereās gonna be an earthquake. or when someoneās lying about liking yogurt. and Iām not getting anything. ā
i know Iāll have a special place in my heart for first person forever but itās only greg, the narrator & spud murphy thatāll be written in first. everyone else has my also very special place in my heart omniscient/a failed comedian character in itself/diary of a wimpy kid entry vibe third person
ā that was a terrible way to wake up . how can i ensure that never happens again ? ā - from arthurrrrr
merlin sits somewhere tight between exasperation and self preservation. the thing blocking the exit protects neither thing. he straightens up. ā ah. yes. well. i suppose, sire, you could start by not ignoring every attempt to wake you like a normal person. ā itās all about testing the waters. wading the waters. acting like you own the waters when you very much, absolutely do not. ā i did knock. repeatedly. and call your name. loudly. there was even a point where i considered shaking you, but i value my life more than that. ā he picks up pace now heās committed, he shouldnāt, but he does.
ā i did try waking you properly, by the way. you grunted and told me to go away. which, for the record, is a terrible strategy if youāre trying to avoid unpleasant surprises. ā he shrugs, as if itās all so so very obvious. ā but donāt worry, sire. next time iāll bring a trumpet. or a parade. something suitably dramatic for his royal highness. ā
