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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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* sawyerblues:
@fiilmmaker ♥’d
❛ CONTRARY to popular belief , i am not a heather. a veronica , maybe – – on a good day. ❜ she has become more and more careless , giving heather multiple reasons for a social decapitation during the span of two days – talking to a geek wouldn’t make a difference now.
“ you’re sure? i guess everyone is themselves but everyone’s also apart of a group that defines them ---the heathers. that’s your group and so by default, you’re a heather. ”
‘ Ding dong, it’s the outside world. ’
“ tell him no one’s home. ” his head rolls back to lean on the chair’s back. “ ---or that here’s an obnoxiously rude guy inside and there’s no chance of him answering because he just made noodles and he’s fonder of a light snack than human interaction. ”
Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (2015) dir. Alfonso Gomez-Rejon
❛ history of japan ❜ starter meme
So I saw this video for the first time and I’m trash so take this and enjoy it. (Or not. That’s cool). Feel free to change/add/whatever anything to make it fit. Blanks mean “insert your word here” I guess.
‘ Japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and it’s B E A U T I F U L. ’
‘ It’s b e a u t i f u l. ’
‘In the year negative a billion ______ might not have been here. ’
‘ And now there’s lots of trees. Because it’s warmer. ’
‘ They’re basically hanging out in between the mountains, eating nuts off trees. ’
‘ Ding dong, it’s the outside world. ’
‘ They have technology from the future. Like really good metal. And crazy rice farms. ’
‘ That means that if you own the farm, you own the food, which is something everybody needs to survive. So that makes you King. ’
‘ A heavenly super person, or Emperor for short. ’
‘ Knock, knock. Get the door. It’s religion. ’
‘ Please try this religion. ’
‘ Then the government was taken over by another clique. ’
‘ Can you call us something else, other than dipshit? ’
‘ How about ‘Sunrise Land’? ’
‘ They conquered the north, finally. Get that squared away. ’
‘ They really didn’t give a shit about running a country. ’
‘ How are you supposed to protect your shit from criminals? ’
‘ Hire a samurai. ’
‘ Everyone started hiring a samurai. ’
‘ Correction: rich people hired a samurai. ’
‘ They let the Emperor still be “Emperor”. ’
‘ Breaking news: The Mongols have invaded _____. ’
‘ We’ve invaded _____. Please respect us, or else we might invade you as well. ’
‘ So the ______ came over, ready for war, and died in a tornado. ’
actually a Typhoon
‘ And the Emperor can still dress like an emperor if he wants. That’s fine. ’
‘ It’s time for Who’s Going to be the Next Shogun? ’
‘ So he tries to get his brother to quit being a monk. ’
‘ Everyone voted so hard that the palace caught on fire and burned down. ’
‘ Knock knock, it’s Europe. ’
‘ No, they’re not here to take over, they just wanna sell some shit. ’
‘ Like clocks, and guns, and Jesus. ’
‘ Now I’m going to invade Korea and then hopefully China, he said. And failed. And also died. ’
‘ A lot of people support him. But a lot of people support not supporting him. ’
‘ No one can leave and no one can come in. Except the _____. ’
‘ Knock knock. It’s the United States. ’
‘ Somehow made the Emperor the Emperor again. ’
‘ And you know what else is western? That’s right, conquering stuff. ’
‘ Stop, no, you can’t take that. We were going to build a railroad through here to try and get some warm water. ’
‘ Can you maybe chill? ’
(scared of russia)
‘ ___ make an alliance together so they can be a little less scared of Russia. ’
[You’ve got mail].
‘ im interested in taking over the world, and i was wondering if you could be my friend. ’
(1) new war request.
* spaceseen:
❛ the name PUSSY seems LESS ( suitable ) for a cat than CAT STEVENS which i think is still funny. ❜
“ my sister calls him pussy and he’s never answered to it i don’t think he’s fond. ---though technically he doesn’t respond to cat stevens either. i don’t think he appreciates the pun, or maybe cat stevens’ music. my dad played him a lot when i was younger and maybe cat stevens was put off for life when it was overplayed in my house. or something. ”
* drivenashell:
❛ hey. hey, BUDDY. you OKAY there ? ❜
( of course, he should probably just move and shut up but — emmett’s not known for making the greatest decisions, after all. )
❛ ’cause i didn’t pick up on a single word there. ❜
“ i’m --- good, no. i’m fine. ” and he’s still just as fine as he was being his spider on a hot plate-esque self, falling all around the place, when he continue his strategy. how does he get himself out of this! can he drop his stuff and sprint off ?? is that a viable option ?? “ ...hah. ”
* seleighes:
❛ you’re not very good at this whole SOCIALIZING WITH STRANGERS thing, are you ? ❜
“ yeah i’m not really here of free will my --- mom made me. ”
* unrivaledshot:
something akin to a huff escapes her as she double-knots her shoelaces. ‘ you callin’ me a LIAR? ‘ obviously he’s not she just loves to mess with him ( in fact, it’s one of her favourite things to do ). features twist into a wounded expression until he speaks again ; his response elicits a loud giggle, palm slapping over her lips before reaching out to help him off the floor. ‘ i am absolutely dead-set on emasculating you, that’s right. and don’t you ever forget it. ‘
“ and you’re very talented. ” he allows himself to be helped up to his feet by her shortly following a sort of difficulty in maintaining the balance while standing. embarrassing! “ ---really, no one usually succeeds in emasculating me, token manly man, greg gaines. ”
Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (2015) dir. Alfonso Gomez-Rejon
* seleighes:
❛ then you just wasted ten minutes of my time NOT CARING pretty extensively, buddy. look, don’t get all defensive or flustered about this. in the grand scheme of my day, your enthusiastic stance on this thing doesn’t warrant enough of my energy for me to bother judging you. ❜
well he’s totally deflated, wow! shoulda shut up. she doesn’t even care but wow he does right now. this is a mess. “ uh, yeah. ”
* unrivaledshot:
‘ you’re not AN IDIOT, greg, ‘ voice is casual yet stern as she rises from her spot on the floor, gathering his scattered homework as she does so. ‘ you’re one of the smartest people i know. you’re stupidly smart that’s an oxymoron, but y'know what i mean. ‘ she’s not lying, either. sure, he can be awkward ( and lose himself in exhausting, five-minute-long tangents ), but that doesn’t make him any less intelligent. without those traits, he just … wouldn’t be the greg she’s grown fond of. hair is pulled back & she begins scrounging around for her shoes, turning to look at her friend before glancing once more into the closet. ‘ and i’m paying, by the way. i hope you know that. ‘
“ a little though. ” and he just can’t manage to settle on someone saying he isn’t stupid because he really, really doesn’t believe that for a second. even schoolwork aside ---he’s convinced he’s dumb. she’s heard his rambles; he just goes on and on. but what can you do! “ alright but only because you’re dead set on emasculating me. ”
* drivenashell:
❛ hey. hey, BUDDY. you OKAY there ? ❜
( of course, he should probably just move and shut up but — emmett’s not known for making the greatest decisions, after all. )
❛ ’cause i didn’t pick up on a single word there. ❜
“ noi--- ” and he continues the struggle, arms flailing and eyes darting. he knows he looks dumb, he could easily ask the other guy to move. easily. but would it really be greg stylings if he did that?? “ ---i’m good. ”
* spaceseen:
❛ oh, why would that be EMBARRASING ? it’s kinda cute if you ask me. ❜
“ ---cat stevens? really? ”
Let me point out here that it’s acceptable for moms to try to run their kids’ social lives when the kids are in kindergarten or whatever. But I have a mom who didn’t stop scheduling play dates for me until I reached the ninth grade. The worst part of that was that the only other twelve and thirteen-years-old whose moms scheduled their play dates were kids with mild to serious developmental disorders. I’m not going to go into detail about that, but let’s just say that it was emotionally scarring and is possibly the reason I spend so much time freaking out and pretending to be dead.
Greg Gaines. “Me and Earl and the Dying Girl” Jesse Andrews. Page 47. (via thehighlightsofmybooks)
Just to summarize: I lurched into Rachel’s room like a zombie, freaking her out, then went for a fist pound. It is impossible to be less smooth then Greg S. Gaines.
Greg Gaines. “Me and Earl and the Dying Girl” Jesse Andrews. Page 71. (via thehighlightsofmybooks)
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