Spgork

I glork on her flarq til i spgork

[wormpearl]

[mtndewbajablast]

“i’m autistic” = 👍

“i’m a little autistic” = mark of the beast for annoying people

[mtndewbajablast]

“touch of the ‘tism” = punishable offense

[mtndewbajablast]

cartel style execution

[wormpearl]

i like to hit people with the autrizzsm. one hit K.O. to me and everyone who hears it AND I get a laugh on the way out

[automatonic-electronic]

Spg 2026 tour malfunctions

G.G. give them strength💔

(Will update)

Washington:

- line took too long + no intermission

- Rabbits mic broke (Zer0 stalled)

- Honeybee malfunction became on actual malfunction (Rabbit started early)

- Spine couldn’t get his coat on

- Hot on the trail kept starting in the wrong key

[x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] (from @not-a-workin-boy and @hodgiepodgie)

Boston:

- Rabbits keytar malfunctioned during AEH - Spine stopped the show to fix it

- Spine guitar malfunction

[x] (from @bonesybonez)

Pontiac:

- Two of Rabbits mics broke

- Another mic malfunction

- Spine guitar string snapped during Brass Goggles and was swinging around

[x] [x] [x] (from @loving-parasite and @wormpearl)

[wormpearl]

the BEST part about the latest steam powered giraffe show was how they navigated through THREE microphone issues, and the show felt amazing. i'm also thrilled with everyone in michigan- for the automatomic electronic harmonics part, where the spine told us that no one ever claps on beat, and at the end he said "okay well now i feel bad, i insulted you guys and this was probably the most on beat we have ever had for that" and zero was so proud and frankly so was i

[super-metroid]

i love creating google forms and surveys, collect my forms

[super-metroid]

i love creating spreadsheets too. look at my cells, boy

[orteil42]

i need to mention that while i did get a lot of planning done for a possible neverending legacy rework in the last few days i'd like to dip back into that audio program i've been making before i get started on any big game stuff. rationale being that once it's usable i can produce all the sound effects my games will ever need and ooo perhaps low-bandwidth in-browser sequenced music too

[orteil42]

particularly excited to no longer have to rely on other people's software for audio stuff. please i just need to reinvent one more wheel. just this one wheel and it's gonna be so good it's gonna be the best wheel because it's gonna be mine #mywheel

[orteil42]

i'm very happy with cookie clicker's success of course but it's difficult to tell if it was a freak fluke or if there was some sort of unsuspected secret sauce at play. could i do it again. modesty aside somewhere in my hundreds of design docs for other game ideas there could be the game industry equivalent of a nuclear bomb. i must tread lightly

[waepenwifestre]

mike’s hard past couple of months

[mech-thang-piston]

Every word is gender neutral if you don't believe in that crap

[wormpearl]

and whats wrong with carp, asshole >:( carp attack on ye

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[amygdalae]

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

[toonlink1210]

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

[stealingpotatoes]

i hauve a cold

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

happy anniversary to the funniest i have ever been in my life and happy one year of Lady Normalgirl and Her Eunuch!

[redstonedust]

they should give bus and train drivers control of the aux so they can blast passengers with whatever music they choose. this would not improve the experience and in fact largely make it worse for everyone but i dont think that should stop them.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[evilsanlang]

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

[evilsanlang]

"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold

"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[tariah23]

???

[zitongzi]

That obe tumblr user really did manage to fuck the white out of her

[rainbowgaez]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[moveslikekeithrichards]

tbh i think no matter how much people try to optimize intentionally-produced stim toys nothing will ever top Some Piece Of Crap You Found At A Yard Sale 15 Years Ago or perhaps Garbage