#1 worst person

My decisions are bad, but my taste in fictional men is far worse!

[agentinlove]

[phantom-fungi]

Midnight cowboy

[thatpinupartist]

I missed him

[sephirthoughts]

i need everyone to understand how much of my soul has been stolen by this disaster of a man

[mcufam]

JOHN WALKER / U.S. AGENT + his 🌮 shield

[never-the-one-nathanrivier]

This was funnier in my head

[johnwalkerrrrr]

[exiledsummer]

this is the thunderbolts* dynamic to me

[mcufam]

THUNDERBOLTS* dir. Jake Schreier | 2025

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Walker: Alright, everyone, we meet in the dining room at twenty-one hundred hours!

Bob: [Raises hand]

Walker: Nine o’clock.

Bob: [Lowers hand]

[yelenaenthusiast]

canon pt.2

will NEVER stop my everybody bullies john walker agenda im sorry

[mrsducky]

— behind the scenes of Thunderbolts* (2025)

[apileofashandember]

Did anyone else grow up thinking ‘man it’s so sad how much Gaara looks like his dad’ and then see Kankuro without face paint for the first time and think holy. shit.

[notfireforce]

[Obi & Hinawa on a date]

[the phone rings]

Hinawa: Oh hold on.

Hinawa, picking it up: Hello?

Arthur, on the other side of the line: Are you and Obi going to say goodnight or are we going to do it on the phone like animals?

Hinawa: Goodnight Arthur.

Arthur: Goodnight Hinawa. Now put Obi on he deserves to be goodnighted.

Hinawa, whispers to Obi: Arthur wants to say goodnight to you.

Obi: Huh? Good night Arthur.

Arthur: Goodnight Obi.

[Little silence]

Arthur, whispering: Can you bring some fries?

Hinawa, sighing: Obi is he asking you to bring him some fries?

Obi: No..... He's onto us I gotta go.

Hinawa: I knew it. Arthur go to bed.

Arthur: I'm in bed I'm just hungry.

[notfireforce]

Obi, giving a pep talk: We're all different.

[gestures at Arthur]

Obi: Especially him. But there's something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there?

[kishiqo]

[notfireforce]

Vulcan: I impulsively bought a snake. What do I name him?

Viktor: You did WHAT—

Arthur: William Snakespeare.

[neotabu]