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Darling, if you want me to choke you then just ask.
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@worthless-outcast
"I like your hands"
Darling, if you want me to choke you then just ask.
i want to meet myself from someone elseâs point of view
if u feel like u dont know what ur doing w ur life just remember that venus spins backwards and we dont even fuckin know why. just do whatever you wanna honestly
I wish all writers who havenât been able to write in a long time bc of depression a very I love u and I promise u will write again
i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game âguess which one of my kids is gay.â
the rules are simple.
sit down with uncle so-and-so
he says something about gay people in passing
my mom says âthereâs a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!
he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if sheâs joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she wonât continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess
we all enjoy his discomfort immensely
This isnt coming out of the closet. This is coughing loudly from within the closet to scare the people outside of it, which is immensely more entertaining.
honestly...itâs ok to just use your skills on yourself! sewing clothes only you to wear, making art to hang up in your own personal area, singing and recording songs for you only to listen to...like not everything has to be for other peopleâs consumption!
I draw the line at manual labor.
like a year ago I saw a trailer for Some Fucking Romcom where I thought for the first thirty seconds the plot was âbride asks her gay brother and his boyfriend to get heterosexual dates for her weddingâ
turns out the plot actually was âbride asks her two Commitmentphobic ⢠brothers to get dates for her weddingâ which, lame
I like my idea, where two gay dudes and two lesbians have to pretend to be straight for an entire weekendÂ
âI can definitely pretend to be straight,â Lesbian One says, âI successfully pretended to be a straight man for twenty years.â
âNo,â her girlfriend Lesbian Two says, âno you definitely didnât.â
Lesbian Two, who is butch, discovers an eyelash curler. âWhat is this, a torture device?â
Gay Guy One hooks up with the DJ, the wedding planner, three caterers and the best man. Shenanigans happen as he narrowly avoids getting caught by the bride.
Gay Guy Two, of course, finds himself falling hopelessly in love with the groom.
At the climax of the movie Gay Guy One falls out of the closet where heâs making out with his latest conquest, the florist. The bride screams, eyeliner smearing from tears, about how heâs RUINING HER WEDDING and she didnât choose to have a brother who was QUEER and why didnât he ever think about HER and why couldnât he just pretend to be NORMAL for her SPECIAL DAYâ
the groom is like âhoney, Iâm biâ
the bride says âno, youâre not! youâre marrying me! youâre straight now!â
and then the wedding is called off and Gay Guy Two and the groom live happily ever after. the after-credits scene is Lesbian Two suspiciously poking her eyelids with an eyelash curler
Please write this movie.
Play It Straight (2019)
ITâS TIME TO BRING THIS GEM BACK TO LIGHT
IâŚiâŚIâm gonna write a fanfic. Based on thisâŚsomeone stop me
Do it. Tag me.
someone make it an actual thing someonemakeitanactualthing
My Calling
Only⌠I.. I kinda wanna write it in a series.
Book 1: Play it Straight
Book 2: Bi the Way
Book 3: My Cis-terâs Keeper
Book 4: Iâm Acing it
Book 5: How to be Poly-glamorous
Book 6: Donât You Just Love Pan-demonium?
yknow what im tagging some ppl i think would appreciate these titles bc for once im actually proud of my stuff
@fangirltothefullest @thelogicalloganipus @sympathetic-deceit-trash @dailypattondoodle @thatsthat24 @thejoanglebook @tallykat3 @randomslasher @sanders-sides-thuri @altruistic-skittles @izzyfandoms @ironwoman359 @what-even-is-thiss @whatwashernameagain @em-be-lievable @fanartfunart @justisaisfine @katatles-the-fish @softestvirgil @canadian-crofters @kaioanxiety @not-so-innocent-bi-sander @quillfics42 @ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2 @galaxy-lilies @bestestwaffle @panic-boy-21 @lemon-geesus @emo-sanders-sides-loving-unicorn @thelowlysatsuma (tbh im just tagging whoever pops into my mind skfhskf)
@moltengoldenstardust oh my gOODNESS IâM SO HAPPY YOU TAGGED ME â THIS IS A M A Z I NG AAAAAAAA
GIVE US THE THING PLZ
PLAYING IT STRAIGHT
I appreciate your enthusiasm yelling about the pun.
Iâm definitely writing this
New trope 2k19
I still love this and still wanna read that
going thru phone pics and found this thing that was tacked up next to the toaster at my old job, if anyone needs some light toast eating reading material
Would anyone be kind enough to transcribe this or link to a text version?
Everything Is AWFUL and Iâm Not Okay: Questions to Ask Before Giving Up on Yourself
Are you hydrated?Â
If not, have a glass of water. Dehydration can mimic or increase feelings associated with anxiety and a well hydrated brain functions optimally. Avoid excess caffeine.Â
Have you eaten in the past three hours?Â
Donât be a victim of hanger! Get some foodâsomething with protein, not just simple carbs or high-fat. Nuts, hummus, and veggies are great options to feed your studying brain. Keep healthy snacks within reach to avoid mindlessly chowing down on sweets.Â
Have you stretched your legs in the past day?Â
If not, do so right now. If you donât have the energy or time for a run or a trip to the gym, just walk around the block or building. Even minimal exercise preps the mind for learning so that you can focus better and recall things easier, plus itâs good to get a change of scenery.Â
Have you said something nice to someone in the past day?Â
Do so, whether online or in person. Make it genuine! We bet your study partner would appreciate a compliment.Â
Have you moved your body to music in the past day?
If not, jog for the length of a song at your favorite tempo, or just dance around your bedroom for the length of an upbeat song (singing along is a bonus)Â
Have you cuddled a living being in the past two days?
If not, do so. Donât be afraid to ask for hugs from friends of friendsâ pets. Most of them will enjoy the cuddles too; youâre not imposing.Â
Have you started or changed any medications in the past couple of weeks, including skipped doses or a change in generic prescription brand?Â
That may be screwing with your head. Give things a few days, then talk to your doctor if it doesnât settle down.Â
If daytime: are you dressed?Â
If no, put on clean clothes that arenât PJs. Give yourself permission to wear something special, whether itâs a funny t-shirt or a pretty dress.Â
If nighttime: are you sleepy and fatigued but resisting going to sleep?Â
Put on PJs, make yourself cozy in bed with a teddy bear and the sound of falling rain, and close your eyes for fifteen minutes while focusing on breathing deeper with every breath- no electronic screens allowed! Adequate sleep is a necessity for stress management.Â
Do you feel ineffective?Â
Pause right now and get something small completed, whether itâs responding to an email, loading the dishwasher, or tidying up your room. Good job!
Do you feel unattractive?Â
Take a darn selfie. Your friends will remind you how great you look. You are always insta-worthy.Â
Do you feel paralyzed by indecision?
Give yourself ten minutes to sit back and figure out a game plan for the day. If a particular decision or problem is still being a roadblock, simply set it aside for now, and pick something else that seems doable. Right now, the important part is to break through that stasis, even if it means doing something trivial.Â
Have you over-exerted yourself latelyâphysically, emotionally, socially, or intellectually?Â
That can take a toll that lingers for days. Give yourself a break in that area, whether itâs physical rest, taking some time alone, or relaxing with some silly entertainment for a little. Time spent refreshing yourself is never time âwasted!âÂ
Have you waited a week?Â
Sometimes or perception of life is skewed, and we canât even tell that weâre not thinking clearly, and thereâs no obvious external cause. It happens. Keep yourself going for a full week, whatever it takes, and see if you still feel the same way then.Â
Youâve made it this far; and you will make it through. You are stronger than you think.
Because someone might need this today
You have survived 100% of your worst days.
This too shall pass.
I couldnât stop thinking about why it bothered me seeing two of my friends bonding in a special way. They deserve it. I wish them the best from the bottom of my heart. But then again why? Why does it hurt so bad, I wonder. And suddenly I realised. Itâs because there is no place for me in this special bond. They left me alone.
ok FINE iâll admit it, iâm a lil bit dramatic