Skelewat Productions

Me Tumblr Blog! Enjoy my random posts of work stuff, and the loads of reblogged shitposts.

[monfufu]

do you ever feel victimized by fanfic authors when you make them fanart and then they give YOU compliments and you try to give THEM compliments and its a vicious cycle??? ♥♥ ft. @nicolareed

[pacificrim-archive]

[ruinedchildhood]

😂😂😂😂

[jecksen-ankles-deactivated20180]

Why you like Chris Pratt

Why I like Chris Pratt

[bionyxwetware]

He’s unhappy in the first picture because they won’t let him eat butter.

[scarecrow-hero]

You’ve heard of

now introducing

[blooddropmoon]

we can go lower

[papa-lank-and-the-dank-memers-d]

[unamusedsloth]

Comic strip artists from the 40’s draw their characters while blindfolded

[defibrinationsyndrome]

You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy summer evening. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight.

[enkiduofvideogames]

I can’t pick a favorite

[plagueofgripes]

Some of these take on an impressionist quality. Eyes are important.

[amethyst-transwoman-deactivated]

In 2018 we refer to donuts as “nut”, examples “hey do you wanna grab a quick nut there’s a new nut shoppe nearby” and “i love a good nut in coffee, i always dunk my nut in the coffee”

[princetpenguin]

i donut think this is a good idea

[amethyst-transwoman-deactivated]

What’s wrong with it

[scarred-and-purrfect]

Idk I could go for some nice nut rn

[hotdemonladyluna]

Please i don’t want to wake up to this

[scarred-and-purrfect]

who doesn’t wanna wake up to some nice, fresh nut in the mornin

[amethyst-transwoman-deactivated]

I sure do want to get my morning started with some fresh nut in my mouth

[haiku-robot]

i sure do want to get my morning started with some fresh nut in my mouth

^Haiku^bot^6. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? | Contact | HAIKU BOT NO | Good bot! | Meep morp! Zeet!

[kalgalen]

[phillip-bankss]

an object from my dream last night

it was just the microwave i have in real life that someone sharpie’d a bart in. it wasn’t big, like large enough to fit a person or even be considered a “room”, yet everyone in my dream (myself included) referred to it as “the bart room”

what does this mean

[gif87a-com]

[dokis-for-days]

Even the language barrier doesn’t stop me from knowing the chat is both laughing at him and saying “NOOOOO” at the same time.

[ninja-pyro]

is that twelve and a half hours on a timer or is it Noon/Midnight on a clock?

[plasticlovefuture]

That is

12 hours

[ninja-pyro]

Oh god

[dicktator-cain-deactivated20181]

Yep, that’s twelve hours of progress lost. And you can see the exact moment his soul is screaming.

[ninja-pyro]

The sheer anguish is painful to look upon

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.

[nucleic-friend-deactivated20171]

too cold? put on another layer!

too hot? change into thinner clothes!

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell

[cm0999]

^^^^ rb if u agree

[c-ode-x-blog]

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In 1997 the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) detected a strange sound near one of its autonomous hydrophone array. The sound was made at an ultra-low frequency and picked up by underwater recording devices across the Pacific. Even being detected from recording stations that were over 5,000 km apart. The sound was dubbed as “The Bloop.”

The sound’s source was roughly triangulated to around the Oceanic pole of inaccessibility which is the ocean point farthest away from any land. By coincidence the coordinates of the sound also matched up to the coordinates given for the location of the fictional lost city of R'lyeh which appeared in the short story “The Call of Cthulhu" by H.P Lovecraft. 

NOAA’s Dr. Christopher Fox, said he did not believe the sounds origin was man-made, such as a submarine or bomb, nor a familiar geological event such as a volcano or an earthquake. Fox stated that while the audio profile of Bloop does resemble that of a living creature, the source was a mystery because it would be “far more powerful than the calls made by any animal on Earth.” Fox initially speculated Bloop to be ice calving in Antarctica, but later came to believe the sound to be likely that of an animal in origin.

In 2002, Journalist David Wolman writing for the journal, New Scientist interviewed several experts and after some analysis of the recording found the noise to be consistent with that of a large marine animal. Though no known animal could have been large enough to produce a noise of that caliber. 

The source of the sound had been studied by many since it was first recorded with some scientists such as Dr. Yunbo Xie theorizing that the angular frequency of the sound caused an alteration of waveforms causing whatever was recorded to be distorted from its original form. 

The origin of the sound remained a mystery in the scientific community for over a decade before NOAA concluded that the noise was ice-related in 2012. Though several scientists have disputed the findings since then and to this day the origin of the sound is a point of contention among the oceanographic community. 

[fallxnprxnce]

Okay but this is how bad 2017 was that I’m in my basement just now and a dandelion seed floats by and I’m like that’s weird, why is a dandelion seed floating right toward me in my basement where there’s no wind and in the middle of winter? And I let it fall onto my hand and stared at it for a moment before saying to it, “I’m a scientist and a very practical, down to earth person… but if you’re some kind of fairy, can you help me out, bro, and give me a better 2018?” Then I gently sent him on his way and wished him good luck. Keep your fingers crossed, people. XD

[fallxnprxnce]

GUYS THE SEED CAME BACK. I PUT OUT MY HAND AND HE LANDED RIGHT ON IT AND I SNAPPED A PIC OF HIM ON MY PALM:

ISN’T HE BEAUTIFUL?! I HAVE NAMED HIM SILKY DAN, AND HE IS NOW THE HAPPY WINTER DANDELION SEED OF GOOD LUCK.

REBLOG SILKY DAN FOR HOPES FOR A GREAT 2018!

[elknight20]

I’m most definitely allergic to Silky Dan, but, why the heck not.

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

My Brand New Dad.

[hotvampireadjacent]

gamer feel

titties in my hand

[xtec]

this is the farthest thing a gamer will ever feel are you serious

[thequantumqueer]

[setheverman]

video game christmas music

[angelzrlolmahboi]

how many nintendo consoles does he have?

[setheverman]

11

[papyrussuggestions-archive]

GOOD MORNING, HERO! MAKE SOMEONE ELSE’S DAY A LITTLE BETTER FOR THEM!

[tastefullyoffensive]

[amyleamaxwell]

angery christmas cat is upon us