[bluegrasshole]

here’s the same post but less bitter/more coherent so skinny people are allowed to read it lmao

[homochondriac]

that’s uh…..that’s real white of you, tom

[redshirtsupportgroup]

Voyager crew + Bill Wurtz “History of” screencaps

[corn-bone]

[zuzuthejerkbender]

Cracking open a cold boy

[weeb-potato]

When your friend does something stupid in public and you can’t stop them:

[wouldyalikesomecheerwiththatwine]

I've been fucking around while you've been saving the world from nothing ▫▫▫ "Long Way Down" -Robert DeLong

[stolenfootprints]

Played in the water this morning and it was lovely!!

[gayronance]

one thing ive actually finished

[wouldyalikesomecheerwiththatwine]

baby we both know that the nights were mainly made for saying things that you can't say tomorrow day

[coldmackerel-deactivated2023110]

if u donuts wanna start shipping new star wars characters then be my fucking guest but mama din’t raise no fool. im waitin til i know who related to who so i don’t have to spend the next ten years in the shower praying for forgiveness. fool me once, george lucas.

[taecheeks]

[flowerys]

But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it the most? - Mark Twain

[hahshbsdisksnjsjsjebsdeactivated]

@thisishangingrockcomics

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

Farm equipment association going hard w the truisms

[aceanarchist-archives-blog]

This is the most southern gothic thing I have fucking seen

[ladykeivt]

[deep-sexts]

[lila-jelly]

Hot Dad ™ Harry Potter?