[willgabeleno]

gabe perreault

[m4waru]

will and grace smith if you deep it

[samejimasatoru]

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[worstoverall]

I have a disease called starting to care about dry/gras

[mutilatedtodeath]

[whirlpool-blogs]

Denver Barkey 12/20/25

[worstoverall]

ok I haven't actually seen palm springs so like bear w me here but gabeleno palm springs au... they're groomsmen at will's wedding at wherever rich people get married idk lake tahoe or the keys or something (also at some point leno mentions to gabe or maybe the other way around idk that out of the three of them he always thought will would be the one to turn out Actually Gay). actually I'm lying I don't have that much I just want to put them in a time loop and I don't care about weddings but they're interesting to me as a narrative device. mack's having a meltdown the whole time. imperative that everyone ends up pissy and miserable. wedding is ruined multiple times. would be objectively funny if they fucked shit up really badly and were like "it's fine it'll reset" and that's the cycle the loop is fixed. will smith bridezilla

[worstoverall]

matt and gabe stoned as fuck with the munchies in the 7 eleven on the corner across the street from matt's apartment trying to find shit that fits in their meal plan and hits their macros. wait actually no gabe's trying to find shit that fits in their meal plan and hits their macros. he's getting like protein bars and gatorade and shit and trying to explain to matt that he can't eat a whole box of churro krave with strawberry nesquik and a family size bag of cheetos

[worstoverall]

also they all do coke because it's the 90s and they have nhl money

[worstoverall]

wait actually re my last post who likes friends and who likes seinfeld

[worstoverall]

mattgabe 90s au... gabe signing while the rangers are in the playoff race... watching the team he was drafted to win the cup while he was stuck in fucking binghamton and didn't even make the calder cup playoffs... watching will tear up a new franchise with mr. first overall while his team just won and he wasn't even a part of it... getting called up from binghamton in november of the '94/'95 season... matt taking a liking to him immediately and trying to make friends... matt giving him the directions to his apartment over the phone but he's explaining it really badly and tries to describe a map to him... gabe getting on the a train in the wrong direction and ending up in far rockaway... gabe calling him from a payphone and starting it with "don't laugh" but matt's already laughing... matt going to meet him but it takes a while so gabe just hangs out in a deli across the street... and it's new york in december so even though the beach is across the street it's snowy and slushy and gray and gross... and gabe's trying so hard to not get sent back down again and he's trying to be grateful that he got drafted to an original six team that just won a cup and the franchise will got drafted to is brand new and barely has its foot in the door but it's so hard when all the assists on will's goals are MACKLIN CELEBRINI 71 and there's a fucking goon that can barely play and barely fight walking around with a cup ring and refusing to leave gabe alone... then gabe gets sent back down and matt busts his thumb and he's calling him so much leno is starting to complain about the line always being busy which is bullshit anyway because as often as he's going back and forth how is leno keeping track... oasis fan leno because it's funny to me...

[thisisaboutusnow]

cherny highkey stylemogged the rest of the sharks with these white boy skater fits

[young-core]

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[hockeyboi]

CONNOR BEDARD | CHI @ MTL

Connor telling Josh Anderson, “You’re tough, you’re f***** tough”

[solip1386]

jack x toff | 03.21.24 jets @ devils