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Hello my name is... OMG IS THAT THE TARDIS!!! *runs towards tardis yelling DOO WEEE OOOOH*

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In Latin, we don’t say ‘I love you,’ we say ‘Ted Cruz homicida zodiaci est,’ which means ‘You are my beloved,’ and I think that’s beautiful.

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ancient roman 1: my dude what would you like to paint on the walls of our awesome house ancient roman 2: i dunno bro i was thinking that maybe we could get a fresco of that boner god weighing his erect dick against a bag of money ancient roman 1: that is exactly what i had in mind too bro let’s do it scholar: clearly this is the greatest civilization to walk the face of this earth

[likeavirgil]

On April 19th I made bread

Latin graffiti in Pompeii (CIL IV.8792)

life fast die young, Romans

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#HAPPY ANNIVERSARY OF THE TIME THAT ROMAN GUY MADE BREAD

(via audible-smiles)

4/19 bake it

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@just-french-me-up

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[latin-student-problems]

I unironically hate this.

[babyanimalgifs]

Look, I know this week has been tough so here's a chihuahua dressed as a centurion being pulled by a sausage dog.

more baby animals here

[thoodleoo]

some classics valentine’s day poems

Achilles

roses are red

wine-dark is the sea

my boyfriend is dead

time for a killing spree

Oedipus

roses are red

a hue like no other

you know, valentine,

you’re just like my mother?

Catullus

my girl’s eyes are swollen

her sparrow is dead

but is that just a metaphor

for my dick instead?

Cato

roses are red

space is black like a void

who cares about love

Carthage must be destroyed

[teashoesandhair]

Poseidon

Roses are red

like bitter regret 

I’m god of the ocean 

let me make you wet ;)

Odysseus

My wife is at home

but babe, let’s forget her; 

I’ll show you a good time

‘cause Nobody’s better

Athena 

Roses are red

violets are red 

everything is red 

I love war

Apollo

Roses are red

but I haven’t got any

all of my lovers

have turned into botany

Prometheus

I’ve bought you some roses

‘cause babe, I’m a giver

say you’ll be mine

I’ll really de-liver

Zeus

Roses are red

violets are blue

shit, Hera’s coming - 

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Julius Caesar

Roses are red, 

And so is my blood.

What the fuck Brutus?

I thought we were good! 

Pompey

Roses are red,

My pate’s on a plate.

Ptolemy got head

On our first date. 

Crassus

Gold is not red, 

It’s yellow like honey. 

Your house is on fire,

So give me your money. 

Porcia

Embers are red,

The hottest fire’s blue.

I swallowed these coals

So you’d know I was true. 

Cato the Younger

Entrails are red.

You can’t keep me in stitches. 

I ripped my guts open.

Fuck all you bitches. 

Catilina

I see two bodies. 

They’re me and you. 

I fucked a Vestal. 

I fucked your dad, too. 

Clodius 

Roses are red, 

I have three hot sisses.  

I put on a dress

And I nailed Caesar’s missus. 

@raisel-the-riveter DEAL WITH THIS IT’S YOUR FAULT. 

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Cicero

Violets are indigo,

Roses are crimson.

Silver my tongue is,

Like Fulvia’s hairpin. 

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Mark Antony

Roses are red,

And violets bucolic. 

I’m Marcus Antonius

And I’m an alcoholic. 

@raisel-the-riveter I CAN’T STOP. 

[raisel-the-riveter]

!!! OH MY GOD

[occupationprophet]

OHHHH! I can do this!

Ovid

Roses are red

I’m in exile

I pissed off Augustus

I might be here a while

Virgil

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Roses are red?

Please burn this poem

After I’m dead.

Sappho

Roses are red

Women are hot

I’m really fucking gay

Don’t act like I’m not

Dido

My blood is red

You think you’re a hero?

I hope you drown

omnibus umbra locis adero

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Visit Original Link

[tamamoland]

you can call them renaissance paintings if u want but it’s still jesus fanart

[horkeukamui]

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nipper zipper

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lil peek

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peek a boob

[zackisontumblr]

this is the money minaj, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!! 

[haramheaux]

I just found $2 in my pussy omg!!!!

[zackisontumblr]

see it really works!!

[star-hyung]

Reblog if you're in the Ecce Romani fandom

Don’t ask questions, just do it.

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YAAAASSS

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Sexy sherlock edit made by me

[sweeneyfan2007]

Many of us wanna live in the world of our fandoms, but sometimes it is hard to choose only one. So I thought, why couldn’t we live in all of them, one for every day of the week?

Here’s mine, followed by my reasons:

Sunday: The Hobbit/LOTR Starts out happy, but you know something sad is gonna...

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YAAASS this is starting for me on Sunday

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When I first heard Young and Beautiful by Lana Del Ray, when it was over, I was in tears and murmuring he will Sherlock, John will love you forever 😭😭😭😭

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The Thirsty Pony

On my way to Cedar Point and just pasted by a restranut called The Thirsty Pony lol

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This makes me sad