[emmatheward]

[theehorsepussy]

they are going this drink after me when i die

the horsepussy

2 parts apple martini flavored crystal lite

1 part methadone

[cetitanhasmoved]

We can’t have shit anymore

[halflifegifs]

[zsnes]

got that dick in the wind…. yeah baby!!!!!

[halflifegifs]

dont say that please thank you

[halflifegifs]

save the date

[relishboi]

in the war grounds, in the troubled waters, i stay fresh as shit for my bitches always

[manicmartyr-deactivated20250904]

four tickets to the barbie movie please

[parkayquarts]

i hate the use of "cream" as slang for "punch" or "beat up" "WOAH HE CREAMED THAT GUY" HE DID WHAT?

[nunofdoloresdei]

who the fuck is saying this

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

[cyberracist-deactivated20240805]

bongs at croydon

[nutsacktorturer]

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

[nutsacktorturer]

£3.50?

[jeekoftheweek]

[cadaverkeys]

Laptop fan hungry. Feed it 152 loose dog hairs.

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[depsidase]

[galapagosvagrant]

[3liza]

this woman is fighting for her life in the tutorial level of the new fallout game

[funpuddleblog]

b

[avvocarlo]

a man hugging another man is just messed up

[iamoutofideas]

theyshould be fucking & sucking instead

[avvocarlo]

👍

[powerburial]

*slaps gatorade out of a computer nerds hands* you didn’t earn those electrolytes

[archcracker]

[pimpingreen]

That be the last thing they get to slap or see. I wish a fool would do that and hit my computer. I pay for my own gatorade and do with it how ever the hell I like!

[powerburial]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

you put milk in the bong. you put dried cereal in the bowl. and you smoke.that.shit