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i'd rather work alone than play asupporting role; if i can't get, the starring role.

[wowsavannah-blog]

[iuc]

[wowsavannah-blog]

[waphollander]

[hyfrnico]

Probably give one of the guards a blowjob and he’ll let you have one. I feel like we don’t get a lot of freedom around here.

[wowsavannah-blog]

Maybe if I do a really good one, he'll throw in a diet coke. I know right. Also the privacy, I definitely don't want a roommate what if it's some guy who's obsessed with me and doesn't stop staring at my boobs. That happened in high school a lot.

[luke-little-deactivated20140415]

Hey there, I’m Luke. Don’t mind the handcuffs, I’m sure you’ve all been in them before. I think they are very fashionable.

[wowsavannah-blog]

I'm actually not judging why some of you people are here, most of you must've been arrested for your hair cuts, Jesus Christ. I'm Savannah or Sav.

[hyfrnico]

They’re these great biscuits with like cheese on in them and they top them with this buttery garlic mix. They’re like a little piece of heaven.

[wowsavannah-blog]

That sounds orgasm worthy. Literally, any food sounds orgasm worthy right now. What does a girl gotta do to get a hamburger around here?

[hyfrnico]

I really just want to find a way to sneak out so I can get some Red Lobster biscuits.

[wowsavannah-blog]

Red Lobster biscuits?

[jax-cantella]

Maybe one of the therapists will play her when we don’t have to be caged like animals.

[wowsavannah-blog]

Great, I'm going to pray for that to happen and it probably never will. Are you trying to make me cry?

[spitcful-deactivated20150128]

[wowsavannah-blog]

Didn't anyone ever tell you it's rude to start thinking about rusty handjobs you gave in the middle of a conversation.

[andysnapped-deactivated20140310]

Yet another reason to want to get out of this place.I miss my home girl Beyonce.Wow,that made me sound gayer than I am.

[wowsavannah-blog]

Oh my god, my tits and ass aren't going to work the same with out her. She motivates the sexy in everyone. Trust me, you could be a lot gayer, like seriously you look like a straight douche bag. Which is what every guy in here looks like it's pathetic.

[spitcful-deactivated20150128]

By listening to me sing. 

[wowsavannah-blog]

Thanks but no thanks. I prefer to listen to real artists because I can reassure myself that I won't burst my ear drums.

[wowsavannah-blog]

This is a joke. How the fuck am I going to listen to Beyonce now?

[boyproblems]