N edgy N+2 U

[thebootydiaries]

bae: *doesnt reply for 2 mins*

me: are u having fun talking to UR HOES?

[hardladybanana-deactivated20240]

Found @setheverman in an 80s manga. I wasn’t gonna make this post at first but I was convinced by my partner.

[setheverman]

thank you this is illegal and your partner will pay for their crimes

[happylittlemoonflower]

Does… does this mean someone knew Seth Everman would become a famous person before he was even born? o.O’

[setheverman]

you’re a fool to think my creation lives within your concept of time

[memewhore]

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

as a bisexual, some of the shit y’all try to claim is “bi erasure” is just fucking BANANAS 

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

I AM ON THE FLOOR

[lovefreedomhappiness]

just need sex and a good thunderstorm, that’s all

[bestfunny]

[pochowek]

WHOM'ST

Y’AIN’T’D’VE

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

THOU’M’STN’T’VE

[urilumni-deactivated20180916]

The week: it’s sunday

Everyone on this goddamn site:

[555pixiee]

[sistertaxon]

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

my mom warned me about these kinds of internet users

[lmaonade]

could u imagine inventing butter, and you take a big spoonful and ur like 😏 then that shit hit your tongue and….. 😰….. 😨 ….. ur done! 😱🤢 soooooo nasty! ugh! ohhh it’s repulsive! but then ur thinking 🤔i spent 16 hours making this little bowl of this filth, not gonna just toss it! no way! 😑 so u grab some of your leftover bread that you grew yourself on a bread tree. spread some of that Gunk on that bad boy. 😧 bottoms up!!! …….😳❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ it’s amazing! it’s so delicious! how can something so horrendous by itself, make this bread so much better❓❗️❓❗️ you losing your damn mind

[pussyadvice-deactivated20200825]

[nudygoon]

[triplefoul24-deactivated2022112]

Alexa, release my inhibitions

[turnipfritters]

Sending your pornhub search history to all contacts in your address book now.

[lokeanneophyte-deactivated20220]

FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN

[yesterdaysprint]

The Owl in The Attic and Other Perplexities, James Thurber, 1931  

[dantelesbian-deactivated2018122]

not to sound too gay but……girls in highwaisted shorts

[kodaksnacks-blog]

[roseseafoam]