Bratthew Summer

HARRIS | PENCE 2008!!!!!!!1!1!!!!

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Slayyyter is so fucking good at making hyperpop that the internet has to rediscover the fact she’s cisgender every other day

[hotgirlcastiel]

[ozempicofficial]

[dogpuppy]

[akashicrecord]

Olive Garden... When you're here you are nothing but a fucking sex object

[paper-mario-wiki]

[savedgame]

A tortious is sponsoring posts

[lesbianbloodritual]

my body is not a soft animal you dumb asshole i need amphetamines

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

If my previous ask said fucks instead of ducks I'm really sorry I'm high as balls on edibles and sleep deprivation

worse <3

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

Babe we NEED pics of your rubber cuck collection

so actually ☝what i collect is DUCKS

[yiddishfisting]

howling

[raylangivins]

has everyone seen the website that gives you a rothko for your local weather?

[dailycatsblog]

[evilherehotel]

@orchuris

[rslashrats]

[hardgockcafe]

The only things I’m memorializing today are a couple beers

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

1 like = 1 dead US soldier 1 reblog = we fuck his wife

[eatmorebikes]

[segamascott]

me escorting charli away from the rock instruments

[stromcuzewon]

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

[thatdisasterauthor]

My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.