Get outta here

Reach me on my pigeon adress 🐦, 3rd wing avenue

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[stay-the-knight]

[ruinedchildhood]

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[targetedknowledge]

[ozempicofficial]

[skittercritter]

[janmisali]

Where do you stand on cats?

do not stand on cats they don’t like it

[whitetrsh-cryptid-deactivated20]

[legsdemandias]

Do you think tumblr will ever learn the difference between “I’m defending this person because I agree with them wholeheartedly and I am also like this person” and “I’m defending this person because your behavior is dangerous and you need to stop”

[legsdemandias]

IMO, blurring the lines between “I’m defending them because they’re right” and “I’m defending them because you’re taking this too far” is step numero uno to cutting down the very existence of fair trial and democracy–even in places where saying that might seem a little dramatic. 

Mob mentality is extremely strong in humans and it’s also extremely dangerous. Mobs don’t think things through. Mobs kill and they destroy and they can’t be reasoned with. Someone trying to calm a mob down isn’t someone defending the ~problematic party~ It’s time we re-learn that.

[funeralcity]

my understanding of the petplay dog clicker thing is that people seem to be utilizing classical conditioning to make their girlfriends associate having sex with having sex

[infertilityidol]

[ballofstress9]

@nem23

[nem23]

[captain-price-returns]

[angell-of-filth]

[averagefairy]

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

[woxpop]

Always mystified that people only (anecdotal) talk about working in offices and service industry in leftist spaces. Is it the factory that makes you right wing or the right wing that stops leftists from working in factories. Or trades for that matter.

Mystified.

[nick-nonya]

it is the goal of all ui designers to instill misery in those who lack the surgeon's precision

[dogpuppy]

I’m panicking why are the Swedish talking about me

[woxpop]

Tycker vi tar lite filosofi från 7 åringar.

Hundis, alt. Valpis.