[figdays]

Frog and Toad Print // HeidirooArt

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[paintmeahero]

We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

[unpretty]

[strangesequitur]

This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.

[charredasperity]

In memes where text or panels are edited the originals are always the funniest, case in point:

[vedajuno]

[chiosavinces-deactivated2026032]

[bleedingheartsandscreamingminds]

[lifeiscruelwithoutsound]

[chopper2277]

sir….

[incomprehensible-guide]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[anxietyproblem]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fist-of-derp]

this is the most beta way because this is the shit i do to avoid the demons who might follow me from behind

[vera-crossing]

pretty proud of my black bathroom

[leefi]

[smokedsaba]

Everybody else in animal crossing: all ironwood furniture, all bamboo set, beautiful finished furnished rooms.

Me:

[asdfghjkl-crossing]

[thesimpsonswayoflife]

[ssaltlicker]

[rslashrats]

[thrussy]

Quarantine? The hoe that made pulp fiction?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wexler]

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

[unclefather]

He checked her pulse