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[letterful]

[mx-kennedy]

Hello! Would you like the "Where's my wife?", or, "Where's everyone going, bingo?"

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[deathcries]

made him into a pizza

[virgin-iorveth-causa-salutis]

template requested by @mortallyperfecttimemachine 💚😘

[jkottke]

The Color Game. “Humans can’t reliably recall colors. This is a simple game to see how good (or bad) you are at it. We’ll show you five colors, then you’ll try and recreate them.” I scored 39/50 but got a perfect score on one color.

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[kat4884]

didn’t jesus do something similar to that

[bold-baddie]

[charlesoberonn]

[animentality]

[weirwould]

[giveyourhearttosomebody]

[farewell-persephone]

[notfinancialadvice]

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

[birdsareblooming]

coat bath

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

[pocket-deer-belly]

i remade it in the sims 4

[mitchipedia]

[cumaeansibyl]

if the tech teacher doesn't know what linux is then he deserves whatever mayhem this middle schooler is going to inflict

[shamebats]

Did they task the vampires with hanging up the flags 😭

[targetedknowledge]