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[wraftofotters]

Euphoria fans can empathize with how we feel. To love a show dearly and watch the writers just destroy it in the last season.

[wraftofotters]

I wonder if Nichole Brown will ever be able to come out with what happened with her being unceromoniously written out of Season 3. She and the other cast members are probably on an NDA or something. The whole way that thing went down was super fucked up and she deserved better. With her and Piper the writers of this show treat black women as disposable.

[wraftofotters]

It's been a year since Cobra Kai ended and I'm making new discoveries. a) The moderators at the subreddit are obnoxious and weird b) The deleted scenes from Season 6 are even worse

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I did not think this fanbase could get any more annoying and then you have people DEFENDING A GROWN ASS MAN BITING ANOTHER PERSON. And then have the goddamn nerve to bash the person he bit for ....having an emotional reaction to it. I'm going to lose brain cells if I talk to another dumbass dude bro. You all suck. Seriously

[wrongroup]

It feels like Axel went through more character development in one episode than Johnny did in six seasons

[dragonsblowingoutbirthdaycandles]

your life is not an optimization problem

[dragonsblowingoutbirthdaycandles]

as in you'll never achieve the perfect daily routine, sleep schedule, coping mechanisms, mannerisms, fashion sense etc. even after years and years of healing and improvement and self-discovery. you will never be so good at life that you manage to utilize every waking moment. its great to be productive and all but sometimes you'll suck ass. sometimes you'll take eight hours to be done with a twenty minute job. you'll prioritize the wrong thing. you'll sleep for 12 hrs just to avoid being awake. you'll relapse. and you'll relapse again. you'll forget to turn in the assignment. you'll order too little food. life is far too large and complex for you to even experience it completely, much less try to make sense of and control it. you can't. please give up on that and be at peace with the hours you lose. they are not separate from your life.

[wraftofotters]

Hey Tanner, you need to stop swearing. No one except us will see these dailies but we don't want to give audiences the wrong idea about this show. You swearing will poorly influence people. This is a wholesome family show in which you get date raped. So please stop saying four letter words. It hurts our little feelings.

[greelin]

1bedroom/1bath’s being $1800+…… we have to start lighting landlords on fire. i’m so serious

[scorpioandthefrog]

My husband was unceremoniously let go from his managerial job at Panera Bread at the start of covid because he had the absolute audacity to advocate for the employees he was managing. I can’t exaggerate how much he bent over backwards for this company, dropped everything to go in overnight because they needed someone, etc

ANYWAY we ended up moving two states away to a much smaller town, and three years later these CORPORATE GHOULS decide to open a location here. These absolute bedbugs in human form decided to take their slimey greens and full menu devoid of even but one crumb of a spice or a flavor

And wow do I have half a mind to do a crime about it

BUT INSTEAD here’s some tips to make better sandos/ salads/ smoothies better by yourself

- The best honey mustard is literally equal parts dijon, honey, and mayo plus a little salt. Adjust to taste depending on how you like it

- The formula to make great vinaigrette is 3 parts oil to one part acid. I do 2:1 because I like it more acidic. The acid can be any kind of vinegar, citrus juice, mustard, etc. my go to that will get you compliments every time is 3tbs oil, about 1.5 tbs balsamic, and about 2tsp each of honey and dijon. Salt and pepper to taste and minced shallots if I’m trying to impress someone. You can shake them together in a jar or tupperware to emulsify, I usually whisk it together in the bottom of the bigass salad bowl so it’s one less dish

- The best smoothie in the world is frozen peaches, frozen strawberries, orange juice, and silken tofu. It’s also a very pleasant shade of tropical pink

Eat well and stick it to the fucking man ✌️

[wraftofotters]

The need to stick it to the man will definitely override my exevutive dysfunction

[shamebats]

They should invent an economic system where I don't have to choose between having enough income to live off of and being able to feel joy

[sleepy-bebby]

[animentality]

[wraftofotters]

Feeling really depressed today. I hate my fucking job some days.I can barely clock into work ontime......and I work remotely LOL

[arabianflowers]

You know what makes me so mad? Cobra Kai had such a golden opportunity to have all the female characters in the show band together against sexism and a male-dominated society who says that girls can't fight. Cobra Kai had the perfect opportunity to give their female characters rivalries that stemmed mostly from friendship issues (the Sam, Aisha, and Tory dynamic was half-baked).

Take away the love drama. Make it about Sam and Tory's struggles regarding being from different classes. Have them both realize that they are women struggling to make names for themselves in a patriarchal society. Make Aisha the middle man who helps them realize this, instead of just turning her into a bad friend or changing her character to fit the plot.

Let Sam and Tory's rivals be Yasmine and Moon. Yasmine would make a good rival for Sam because she mistreated Sam and encouraged false rumors about her. Moon would make a good rival for Tory because she is the opposite of Tory (rich and bubbly, and what Tory hates, and Moon was actually shown to be mean sometimes).

Stop pitting women against each other. We need more women empowering other women.

[wraftofotters]

Could not agree more. So many young people can relate to a friendship falling apart and/or changing (Sam and Aisha) The heartbreak of that would have been a great storyline. It would have been so much more compelling to see Sam and Tory dealing with jealousy over a friend rather than a boy. And I agree....seeing Aisha unite them at the end would have been beautiful. But instead we got romance drama

[wraftofotters]

"The Title That's Given To You"

Here's an excerpt from my rewrite of the Johnny/Robby arc from the end of Season 3 to the end of Season 4

 Scene- Slight rewrite. Season 3 finale confrontation between Johnny and Robby at Cobra Kai dojo. Johnny: You don't understand. You can't trust him!

Robby: And I can trust you? 

Johnny: Robby please listen to me-

Robby: Sensei Kreese has shown more concern for me in the last week than you have in 16 goddamn years. Why should I trust you?

Johnny: (pleading) You can’t be around this man Robby it's not safe-

Robby: You suddenly care about my safety? I was gone for two weeks and all you did was get drunk. I could've been dead in a gutter somewhere and you didn’t give a shit. (Robby begins to shove Johnny. With each statement he shoves Johnny more and more aggressively. Johnny doesn’t retaliate. Robby’s rage builds to the point in which he is yelling)  I was getting my face kicked in every day in juvie and all you cared about was Miguel. I was so stupid to think that maybe this time you’d show up for me. Why did you come back in my life if you were just gonna leave me again? Why? (during this we see a shot of Kreese. He has regained consciousness. A smile spreads across his face. The seed has been planted) Johnny: Robby…that’s not true… Robby: No. You don’t get to hurt me again. Not again. This time I’m gonna hurt you. (Robby attacks Johnny and the fight from the season 3 finale ensues)

(Scene Daniel, Johnny, Miguel and Sam facing Kreese outside of the dojo. This is right after they make their agreement with the tournament. Robby enters holding his head. Johnny comes toward him)

Johnny: Robby! Are you okay? I didn’t mean to hurt you (Robby takes a step back away from Johnny. Kreese puts a protective arm around him)

Kreese: You alright son? (Johnny explodes with rage. He grabs Kreese by the collar of his shirt)

Johnny: You son of a bitch. You goddamn piece of shit I’ll kill you. I swear to god I’ll kill you. I’ll take one of those knives off the wall and gut you and make sure you bleed out and gladly go to jail. I’ll fucking end you. What kind of sick twisted game are you trying to play? You kidnap my son? You try to brainwash my son? (Daniel attempts to hold Johnny back) Daniel: Johnny c’mon don’t make things worse. Kreese: (oddly calm) I didn't kidnap him. I'm not holding him hostage. The boy came to me.  He asked for a place to stay until he can be with his mother and I'm providing that. He's been through a lot lately. It seemed like he had no one else to turn to (Johnny lets go of Kreese’s shirt collar) Daniel: Robby…you’re not living here are you? (Robby shrugs) Daniel: Robby, I told you, you can stay at our place Robby: Why? So you can toss me out again?  I’m fine right where I am Johnny: No you’re not. There is no way in hell you are staying here Robby. Just get in the car and we can talk about this later Robby: You have no right to order me around. Johnny: I’m your goddamn father of course I have the right. Kreese: You aren’t his legal guardian. He doesn’t even bear your name. Johnny: (to Kreese) YOU SHUT THE HELL UP! (to Robby) You do a lot of dumb shit to spite me kid but this really takes the cake. You’re not staying here. If I have to get you out of here by force I’ll do it Robby: Are you threatening me? Johnny: Robby! I’m not- Daniel: Johnny….easy let’s just stay calm. I’ll call the police Robby: That’s your favorite thing to do isn’t it? (Daniel sighs helplessly)

Johnny: Fine. Call them! Tell them my son straight out of juvie is throwing a goddamn temper tantrum and staying with a psycho

Daniel: Johnny!

Robby: If either of you try anything like that I’ll run away again. You’ll never see me again. Not that you even gave a shit before.

Kreese: No need son. Let them call. By all means Johnny. Call the police. And we can show them the nasty gash on your son’s head from when you threw him into those lockers. Right after you and your little friend here broke into my place of business and tried to kill me. That doesn’t look great next to your latest arrest from another one of your petty barroom brawls. I’m not the one with the criminal record here. Any one would take one look at you and throw Robby in foster care. I guess that’s what you’ve always wanted for him right? Father of the year. I think you’ve done enough now.

(Johnny looks sick taking in what Kreese says. He feels powerless)

Johnny: Robby (helplessly) Please. Please don’t do this (he puts his hand on Robby’s shoulder. Robby immediately shrugs him off and takes a step back)

Robby: Don’t touch me. Don’t go near me. Don’t talk to me. Ever again. I’m done. I mean it, Johnny.

(Johnny’s eyes fill with tears. He looks like the wind has been knocked out of him. Out of all the names Robby has called him…this one hurts the most)

(Johnny turns and leaves)(Robby has a microsecond of regret on his face before:)

Miguel: Sensei?

(Miguel goes after Johnny. Robby’s expression turns back into disgust and hatred)

Daniel: Robby….

Robby: That goes for you too. For both of you.

(Daniel takes one last helpless look at Robby. Sam nudges her father gently to leave with her. They exit. Robby watches them go and Kreese puts his arm around him again)

End scene.