His side of the fence

totally for her

[nieyao]

if you’re a fan of Shapes it is your lucky day

[nieyao]

your testimonials are increasing her power

[nieyao]

please she is growing too strong

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#chonky bode

[elliot-amy]

chaotic muppets interview

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

These are the words of puppeteers who should not be up this early

[tamamita]

[tamamita]

[mintee]

Reblog to scare Chris Pratt

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Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

As you test the weight and ease of mobility you decide it might come in handy....or pincery perhaps, and make your way to the kitchen. Those nuts aren't going to know what hit them!

[baawri]

President Obama appreciation post

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He is a treasure

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"Maybe he's about to do something really energetic, like throwing his hammer or something, so he's opening his mouth really wide. That's what tennis players do."

My Mom, explaining that the Thor Lego character is not angry, just exerting himself.

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"You Son of a Bitch!"

My mom, after I beat a level on her puzzle game on my first try.

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All four of my kids. Right to left: Joshua, William, Jooniper and Jack. Christmas sketch time.

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Will, aged 5: Uh-oh...

Me: I think you dropped that.

Will: No I didn't. I was holding it...and then I wasn't.

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Maybe I was a little frustrated...

After telling my eldest son repeatedly to stop doing things that were annoying me and were rude and to be quiet I walked upstairs to finish my dinner. When I left he and his three siblings were quietly playing catch with balloons. About 5 minutes later I could hear him yelling and growling at his little brothers that he was going to eat them. LOUDLY. Is walked downstairs quietly and leaned into thew doorway as he yelled again and went running by, in the dark, chasing his little brother, who was running in the dark because his older brother was chasing him with a blanket ON HIS HEAD. I reached into the room and turned on the lightswitch. HARD. So hard, in fact, that one side of the double switch broke.

Oops. My mistake.

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Blumber

Apparently if you eat six different cheeses at once, or have 100 cupcakes and 2 cheeses, that's called a Blumber. Pronounced Blum- Brrrrrr.

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"My lip was broken and had a blood so Mommy put a Chopstick on it."

Will, 5 years old

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Superman's son is only half kryptonite.

Jooni, 12, on why the kid in Superman Returns didn't react to kryptonite.

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"If Iron Man's suit was made of Titanium it would break in the cold. Like what happened to the Titanic. It was made from Titanium, right?"

Jack, age 10

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Currently

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"Oh, that's Daddy!"

Will, 5 years old, when asked who was known as the Father of Modern Evolution.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[video]

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If I was in the crowd during this recording I would have been laughing so hard and yelling "YES!" as loud as I could.