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[basme-tm]

These caresses are so sweet

and so gay

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shutvpmurphy:

          “ you know, i’m pretty  sure everyone around here wants to sleep with me.  seriously,  they could at least try to be subtle about it, rather than just staring. can’t say i blame them, seeing that i’m such a catch ‘n all.  guess they must all want a piece of the murphy huh?  — how flattering. ”

‘ or  they’re  laughing at  you.  you  ARE  kinda  funny  looking. ’

[scottymccall]

First we survive. Then we find our humanity again.

[davineclaire]

(insp.)

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“Is this stuff supposed to be burning?” (faith)

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‘ ---  i  mean...  it’s  acid  based,  it’s  always  possible  if  your  skin  is  too  sensitive.  it  won’t  do  too  much  damage,  i’d  rinse  it,  though.  be  safe. ’

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“Who carries these things around? What did you do, dig up your grandfather and pick his pocket?” (lyrasilvertxngue)

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‘ i  mean,  my  grandfather  is  SOMEWHERE  floating  around  in  space.  or  at  least  parts  of  him  is,  i  suppose.  never  really  put  much  thought  into  how  quickly  a  body  deteriorates  floating  through  space.  –  that  said,  no,  i found  it  on  a  park  bench  and  fixed  it  up.  pocket  watches  are  kinda  cool. ’

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“I’m real screwed up.” ( skaiireaper )

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‘ we  all  are,  o.  we’ve  been  through  SO  much,  i’d  be  more  worried  if  you   w e r e n ‘ t  screwed  up. ’

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text ➳ emori & raven

emori: mhmm guess what mine is

emori: my b, but you're right - they are the epitome of try hard badasses

emori: like i said before, doesn't hurt that much!! the rewards outweigh the risks tbh

raven: do you have more than one?

raven: it's not the pain i'm worried about. i have a pretty high pain tolerance at this point

raven: it's more of a 'what if i hate it' situation

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text ➳ emori & raven

emori: well i always had a theory that roan has a tattoo that says "i love mom" so there's that

emori: try hard? im a badass already -- i dont need to try at this point

emori: booooooo and i was over here thinking you were somewhat cool

emori: im always down to get another tho so the offer always holds

raven: everyone has to have at least one embarrassing tattoo, i guess.

raven: are you apart of azgeda? clearly i didn't mean you

raven: excuse me? i AM cool. i love myself too much to hurt my face like that. no offence.

raven: maybe. we'll see.

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text ➳ emori & raven

emori: my brother used to say that the fear of something is worse than the fear itself.. i think that's how people are with needles?? like think of how small they are compared to a knife

emori: yeah, whatever.

emori: get this: azgeda barely speaks to trikru let alone lets them poke em with ink

emori: fair. i got mine on my own anyway

emori: we can match w the face tattoos and start our own clan

raven: sounds about right.

raven: does azgeda even have tattoos? if memory serves me correct, from my TINY run-in with some of them, they looked more like scars than tattoos

raven: go big or go home for the try hard badasses, am i right?

raven: that's some quality bonding. not getting a face tattoo, though. i'm not marking perfection, sorry.

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skaiireaper:

“i would say THIS IS WAR—- but i think we need a HEALTHY BREAK from wars right now. so, let’s call it a draw ??” wiggling her fingers playfully at raven. when was the last time ocatvia TRULY SMILED ?? when they arrived on earth surely ?? even when lincoln was around everything felt unusually tense. as it should have been since every other day something or someone was trying to kill them all. “what do you make of this place ?? would you trade everything you had to go back ?? to that hell ??”

      “ gasp. THE octavia blake giving up a fight?? this is unheard of. are you feeling okay, o?? ” she grinned over at the younger girl, TOTALLY ready for the possible impact of the others fist ( hopefully playfully ) against  s o m e w h e r e  on her body. “ do i prefer it here?? yes. would i rather be back home where people i care about are only weeks from their death?? also yes because i feel so goddamn guilty about being here. there’s people that deserve to be here more than me. ” 

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text ➳ emori & raven

emori: just felt like a ton of pinches

emori: not meant to be cute, but ok

emori: do you really think that?? that's like thousand and thousands of people for one guy

emori: maybe. they usually have different things for each clan -- you can start a skaikru one

raven: i've had needles on the ark and they hurt like a bitch. then again, i'm sure my pain tolerance has gone through the roof now.

raven: like... badass cute, you know? just accept the compliment, you grump.

raven: i was watching this documentary not that long ago about this lady who was like, the last of her kind that did tattoos by hand. who knows what you guys are like

raven: i don't think i'm ready for that kind of commitment to a bunch of assholes.

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ø # % $

meme me up, scotty!! → always accepting

ø for a LATE NIGHT text.

[ emori ] does it weird you out that we’re not even born yet in this place?[ emori ] i wasn’t even being thought of for another 112 years. [ emori ] it’s such a strange concept.

# for a RANDOM text.

[ emori ] i’ve eaten so much pizza i think you may need to scrape me off the walls soon.[ emori ] please come save me by eating what’s left. thank you.

% for a CURIOUS text.

[ emori ] how much did the face tattoo hurt?[ emori ] i like it. it’s cute.[ emori ] do you have like, one main tattooist that does it for everyone or what[ emori ] do you think they’d let me get one if we ever go home?

$ for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[ emori ] you can’t just send unsolicited dick pics, my dude. for starters, no one wants to see it, and second it’s not even that impressive.[ emori ] mine is bigger than that and i don’t even have one. [ emori ] 0/10 don’t try again??[ emori ] ..[ emori ] okay so wrong number. my bad. [ emori ] hi.

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@skaiireaper cont from x

      “ oh?? so it’s only okay when YOU tickle me?? come on, you can’t expect to let me know such  v u l n e r a b l e  information about you and not think i’m going to use it against you. ”

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@skaiireaper cont from x

      “ who?? ‘cause that’s pretty kinky, o. ”

[helloclancy]

breathe, Raven. 

for @starsbellarke

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drownthebitch:

murphy comes to a HALT, the fact that they’re somehow in 2017 ( he’s pretty sure that’s the year he saw on a post board when first arriving ) still not quite setting in. honestly, he blames CLARKE; she probably had something to do with it. “ so ? you can distract whoever they have guarding the door and i’ll sneak in. if that doesn’t work, then i’m sure there’s a window or door that i can get through. ” given that they’re now in a modern day society, murphy knows he should PROBABLY give up his juvenile behavior and work on being a model citizen, but nah. 

      and cue a raised brow as she slowly turned to face the boy, a tiny grin tugging at the corners of her lips. “ yeah?? so, murphy, tell me -- what part of our relationship makes you think i would help sneak you into a bar?? ” probably the part where she’s lonely and could REALLY drink away her problems, but that would satisfy  h i s  needs just as much as her own. “ why don’t you do what you do best?? go into a store and steal a few bottles. works better for the both of us. ”