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all this passion in a compact package

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

doing this with my lover would fix me

[transgenderer]

the GPU is a tiny and simple minded wizard who can cast one spell very fast: linear algebra

[only-tiktoks]

[wrenguini]

No, it's dysentery

[squeakitties]

im breaking gender roles by being the first girl to go to jupiter to get more stupider

[tofublock]

taken by the wave

[catasters]

[teathattast]

[moved-to-crawfishboy]

[ID: a photo of a very round, angry looking grey cat on someone's lap. there is text across the image that reads, "off my puter". end ID]

[nube-1-deactivated20210117]

[northofcorpis]

That fuckin smile at the end

[bettsplendens]

To the worried person in the comments: 

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep. 

[robotslenderman]

Source

[tributary]

teetotailer

[judygemstone]

first incidence of good writing advice i've seen in 10+ years on this platform and it's in the notes of a mustelid wreaking absolute havoc in a german grocery store

[shelter-wood]

there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices

[memeuplift]

[kraftpunk]

[stretchscreamers-news]

Just thought I’d fucking Gnome all my idiot followers

[dankmemeuniversity]

[angelicguy]

the equation goes

cats look fancy=cats should have dumb names like dirt or pepperoni

dogs look dumb=should have fancy names like mortimer or wilfred

[iwilleatyourenglish]

this is how my boyfriend asks me to stream dark souls iii for him

[iwilleatyourenglish]

he is

[cowboydeanwinchester]

will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like “86 cherries” on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went “why the fuck does this guy want 86 fucking cherries” and like piled them onto his milkshake

[cowboydeanwinchester]

so when i made this i didn’t expect ANY notes so i feel like an asshole now for not explaining. so incase you check the notes, 86 in restaurant terms means “unavailable or out of stock” but has kinda morphed into “omit” or “leave out”. but none of us had worked in a restaurant before, also why would you not just say “no cherries” it’s the same amount of characters to type

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]