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fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest
can i show u my fav clip from any movie ever? thanks
Eddie is not dumb enough and he respects Wayne too much to sell drugs out of his living room.
Despite this, Steve Harrington keeps showing up at his door to buy. He always insists that Eddie roll his joints and then insists they smoke one together so he knows Eddie isn't trying to sell him oregano or some shit.
They smoke. Steve gets too high. And then Steve accused him of wanting him to die in a car accident when Eddie tried to get him to leave, "I’m under the influence and you want me to operate a motor vehicle? You want me to kill myself? Kill me yourself if you want me to die so bad."
"I don't want-"
"Can't believe you want me to die. You-"
"Fine!" Eddie says like he says every time. "You can stay until you're sober. Christ."
"Okay."
Steve immediately gets up, walks down the hall, and face plants into Eddie's bed where he will be until he disappears in the morning.
This happens every time.
"Mr Harrington will be with you in a minute."
When Annie's mom told her that a friend of a friend from work heard that Richard Harrington was looking for a babysitter, she was expecting to jump through a hoop or two.
Richard Harrington was kinda notorious for living up to his shortened name, but Annie was prepared. She had experience.
"Mr Harrington had to take a call from a client," His pretty blonde secretary says. "He's a very busy man even on days he's not in office. You understand."
"Of course," Annie smiles. "No worries."
She's eighty percent sure this is some kind of power play but no worries.
Annie's been babysitting since she was eleven. She's CPR certified, a former camp counselor, and currently taking childhood development at school. She has a perfect driving record, plans to be a teacher, and most importantly. She knows how to deal with difficult parents so.
No worries.
"You can take a seat in the living room."
Annie nods.
She rolls her eyes when the secretary walks away. Privately, she thinks this is a lot of work for a babysitting gig.
She has to submit a resume just to get an interview. For a babysitting job.
Annie is about to walk into the living room when she hears a rustling by the stairs. She turns to see a plush blue monkey stick his head around the banister and look around before disappearing back into its hiding spot.
"Hmm," She hums aloud, making sure her shoes click on the floor as she approaches the staircase. "What am I possibly going to do while I wait here all by my lonesome? Oh, how I wish there was a monkey or two to keep me company."
The monkey sticks his head out again, disappears, comes back, and then a little hand appears to stick the monkey's paw out to her. Annie shakes the paw, "Hi, Mr Monkey. Can I sit with you and your friend?"
The little hand drops the paw to make the monkey nod.
"Thank you, Mr Monkey," She says as she rounds the banister to see the Harringtons' three year old son crouched on the second to last step. "And a big hello to you, too. I’m Annie."
He blinks his big eyes at her, clutching his monkey to his chest before hiding in its fur. He's shy - she can tell - and a little wary but that's okay, "What's your name?"
She doesn't get an answer.
"I like your pajamas," She tells him as she sits down. There are baby zoo animals on the pastel green fabric. "You must really like monkeys."
He nods.
"You know, I saw a monkey once," She tells him. "I went to the zoo and I saw an orangutan. That's a big orange monkey that walks around like a little old man. It was so cool."
"My favorite animal is a dolphin," She continues when she doesn't get much of a reaction. "Have you ever seen a dolphin?"
He shakes his head and she reaches for her folder with her resume, references, and two letters of recommendation. She opens it and shows him the sticker on the inside sleeve, "This is a dolphin."
Annie has babysat three year olds before. They are not nearly this subdue. They're all little wrecking balls rather they're trying to be or not so...
She peels the sticker off and holds it out to him, "Will you keep this for me?"
Steve's eyes go wide.
A smile breaks out over his face and he buries it in his monkey before sticking the sticker onto his shirt.
He beams.
Annie smiles too. She smiles wider when she hears a small, "I's 'teve."
He sticks his little hand out to her.
"Hi, Steve," She says, engulfing his hand in a shake. "It's so nice to meet you."
He opens his mouth to say something else but closes it when they hear, "Anneliese, I'm ready to start-"
"Right here, sir," Annie pops up before he turns into the living room. She gives Steve a salute when she jokes, "Just meeting the boss."
"I would be your boss," Richard frowns. Great first impression, Annie. Way to go. "Steven, you're supposed to be taking a nap. Go to your room."
Steve slumps. He pouts. He makes a whiny noise in the back of his throat and looks expectantly at his father.
"Stop whining and use your words, Steven. You know how to talk," Richard says like he's talking to a moody teenager. He shakes his head and tells Annie off-handedly, "Speech regression. Apparently no cause for concern according to his doctor."
"That's something you'd need to work on with him," He adds. "You're taking a parenting class, right?"
"I - childhood development and family planning, sir," She says. "At the high school."
"Right," He sighs. "Let's start your interview in my office. Its right-"
"No!" Steve snaps, catching them both off guard by the force behind the word and the way he throws himself into Annie. He clings to her tight, "Mine."
"Oh my god," Richard swears, turning and yelling, "Angela, come take your son to-"
"I can lay him down for a nap," Annie cuts in. She knows that initiative and demonstration are the best ways to impress a man like Mr Harrington.
She smiles, "Trail by fire? If I get him to sleep, you give me the job and if I fail, well. I won't. I’m good at this."
Richard considers it.
She can already tell she's won him over before he says, "This is your only chance."
"Of course," She smiles. "No worries."
"Can I sit here?"
"Kid," Hopper says to this five year old with all the patience of a man having his first cup of coffee at 11AM. "Why are you not in school?"
"I was," Steve says defensively, climbing onto the stool next to him at the diner's bar. "Then I leaves 'cause Mama picked me up to go to the doctor. It was not fun and I missed lunch."
Hopper takes a sip of his coffee, "And your mother is...?"
"Outside," Steve says like, duh. "She told me to find us somewhere to sit 'cause she needs a break from me."
Steve pauses.
"Not 'cause she don't like me," He adds. "Dr Edgar peed her off 'cause he was mean to her. He was mean to me too 'cause he jabbed me with a needle. He didn't even say hi. He just jabbed me...That's rude."
Hopper hums.
"I did get this cool bandaid from Nurse Kay- Mama! Mama, come sit over here with me and Mr Hopper."
Angela Harrington barely acknowledges her son when she walks through the door. She barely looks in his direction when she walks to the back of the diner.
"That's okay," Steve says more to himself. "Mama wants to be alone right now 'cause Dr Edgar is a butthead. He said she's a bad mom. She's not! She's the best mom."
"Why'd he say that?"
"Cause I’m little," Steve says and shrugs. "Dr Edgar said that Mama is spendin' too much time fixin' her hair and not enough time in the kitchen and that's why I'm little."
"I’m just five, Mr Hopper," Steve justifies when he sees the cop frown. "I'll be big when I'm six. It's okay to be little when you're five 'cause sometimes you get sleepy and your dad will carry you to bed."
"My dad hurt his shoulder a long time ago so sometimes he can't pick me up," Steve continues. "If I’m big than I'll be too heavy to pick up at all and I'll have to sleep on the couch."
He adds, "Mama is bad at cooking anyways."
"Did your pediatrician say that you were small for your age or underweight?"
Hopper knows as soon as he asks that he will not get an answer.
He can see the gears turning in this kid's head right before he gets an allusive, "I can't tell you what Dr Edgar said. It's a hippo violation."
"Steve, you-"
"I’m gonna sit with Mama now," Steve says, jumping off his stool. "Bye, Mr Hopper. Love you."
I like the idea of steddie trying on each other's clothes as a fun surprise or a sexy thing and them being like, "ugh, ew. No."
Steve shows up to band practice in black skinny jeans, eye liner, a black leather jacket, and one of Eddie's band shirts. Eddie's eyes go huge but not in a good way. He can't help the way his nose scrunches up in distaste. "Please go put on a polo and a puffer jacket this is not my boyfriend."
Eddie tries to dress nicely for some event, maybe a work thing for Steve, but instead of doing it his own way, he just raids Steve's closet. He's wearing a white button up under a beige sweater, light wash jeans, and his hair in a slick bun. Steve immediately pulls a face like he wants to be sick and makes Eddie at least take off the sweater and undo some buttons so at least he can roll up the sleeves and show off his tattoos.
They love each other exactly as they are and don't want the other to change for them at all.
They both get horny if the other borrows Robin's clothes, though, which is why they are both banned from her closet.
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happy pride month to these two <3
reading bad media takes online will never compare to the exquisite torture that is trying to have a conversation about basic literary analysis with your own family members
discussing media with people online: can you please put down the greek mythology for a second and actually read the text in front of you
discussing media with your parents:
“no one predicted the finale”
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I’m sorry but all these plot holes in Stranger Things 5 were insane. They said the finale would answer all the questions but not only did it barely answer anything, it just created dozens more
Also RIP to all those pregnant women in the lab who were literally blown up
Mike wheeler always at the crime scene
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the hug after the coming out scene being who Will ACTUALLY wanted there 😭
love how robin just drags will around that’s her new favorite gay boy
What accepting yourself for being gay does to a mf
bylerlumax picnic double date (summer of ‘94)
happy valentines day!
"mike was the first person to treat el with kindness and like a human being"
put some respect on his fucking name please