dance with my punch lines

Wren Jekyll 24 bugbear All is fair in pranks, alright? There's nothing quite as fulfilling as scaring the shit out of someone. Go on, try it. Catch me working with Dr. Kavanagh at the AC Morgue. RP Account associated with touchofstrange-rp

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hey all

im sorry but im gonna be dropping these guys and leaving the group. which is something i never wanted to do cause i love you guys and this group is gr8 but i’ve been struggling a lot with them and decided to face the truth.

i’m really sorry for everyone i’ve had plots with and plotted with i love them all and i wish i could have continued on with them, i really do.

i’m hoping one day i’ll come back to you guys :’)

please feel free to keep talking to me on skype if ya have me and if you don’t just tell me and i’ll give it to you. i’ll miss you guys sm!!!

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theforestwarden:

All of them? I think I might die if i ate all of them.

Is it? 

Exactly. You’ll turn into ice cream.

Yep.

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blythewonder:

[pm] Aw, shucks.

Doesn’t it? I feel ashamed for ever even thinking about it. I’ll do the fake spiders. :)

[pm] Haha it’s okay, I won’t tell any ghosts we were talking about it :p

And thank you for the cake I can’t wait!

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ajricci:

“I am youth” Is not a very convincing opening statement. 

That’s what they all say. I am not convinced yet.

What is this an essay?

I don’t know, I felt like it did. Although it starts off slow but like after a couple weeks things go by fast.

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marvelousevelyn:

[pm] That is very good to think about, too. Since most people can’t waste money I am glad you are excited.

[pm] Are you excited?

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dustin-parrish:

To ruin a party, obviously. Although bees are nice. Scratch that, put in wasps. Or mosquitos.

Okay, I agree with you on wasps. That would ruin anything. And be incredibly painful. But you’d probably get stung getting them into the pinata, so not worth it.

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quinnmann:

It’s not boring when you don’t want creatures just attacking people.

Who said anything about creatures?

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theforestwarden:

Ok.

Wait five of like… what size of ice creams. Scoops, tubs, gallons?

Also that’s not how you spell scientist? 

Yeah, all of those.

And that’s how true scientists spell scientists, but i’ll spell it this way for you.

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blancheharlow:

I, uh, didn’t get a teardrop in my face. But if you did, that’s totally your choice. 

What did you get?

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marvelousevelyn:

[pm] That works very well for me. Moving companies can be unreliable, so this would be best for now.

[pm] I agree! Plus, money I don’t want to waste, hah. I’m kinda excited.

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blythewonder:

[pm] I speak the truth.

I’ll try and make a spooky one for you. Actual ghosts not included, since I can’t see those and putting one in a cake seems incredibly cruel. The spiders are okay, though?

[pm] And I appreciate you for it :p

Don’t worry, fake ghosts work for me. I’d  hate to eat cake with a ghost inside one. That does sound really cruel. But yep! Fake spiders are a-ok!

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ajricci:

Usually people like you try to relate with the youth or whatever. 

Either way, lucky you. One more year.

I am youth, don’t call me old.

That’s good. It’s gonna go by really fast.

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ballisticsfae:

I can see the price cropped out, you dirty dish rag Oh! Wow! That’s it! My babies! Make sure you’re dusting them good; get your fingers in every crevice. I see some crevices not properly fingered in that photo.

Sorry. You’re right. That was insensitive of me. Breaking the law is one thing but hurting the ecosystem? Never. I’m glad you’re not a monster. So, what are you going to do to my DVDs?

Don’t worry I’ll take care of their crevices. Or not. I mean, I don’t care.

Do you really want to know?

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marvelousevelyn:

[pm] Yes, I have two. Though only one primary one, but a moving truck seems a waste. I think my car should work, especially if you do it bit by bit.

[pm] Okay, cool. I think that’d be great. Just need the trunk or the backseats for now and that should be enough.

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blythewonder:

[pm] Anything to make you feel happy. :)

Do you have a request for a sort of cake? I can make it spooky if you want. I have some random plastic spiders somewhere in the apartment.

[pm] Aw, thanks, Bridget.

Hm... I don’t mind a surprise! A spooky cake would be really fun though!!!

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ajricci:

Way to rub it in huh? Aren’t you supposed to feel bad for me or something?

Haha why should i? I’m just glad I’m not you anymore.

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ballisticsfae:

Are you…threatening me? Oh. It’s on. Show me the goods and you’ll get your little thief back. What happens after 24 hours? You burn my DVDs?

[sends a picture of the boxset clearly from an ad]

Burning them would be bad for the ecosystem, I can’t believe you’d suggest that.