go blow your dad you mullet-wearing asshole

misty. thirty-one. utah.

[wrinkledpants]

retail

[wrinkledpants]

when ya out of milk in these trying times

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tuxedosaiyan]

[valtsv]

when i’m watching something that i’ve seen before and it gets to a scene that makes me feel excruciating secondhand embarrassment but i’m watching it with other people so i can’t skip it

[valtsv]

when i come back and it turns out they paused it because they didn’t want me to miss anything

[bubblegumnebulaa]

WFFJGIKFEVSSHY

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[chipotlereceipt]

How americans see earth

[ruffboi-mags]

these two facts are connected

[sliferslime-remade]

hey icarus bro wanna order some hot wings-oh my god im so fucking sorry dude

[fortapt-blog1]

why is there a picture of Chris Crocker in my history and philosophy text book

[thechriscrocker-deactivated2015]

Because I revolutionized

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good… might as well salivate. it’s my choice.

[joey-wheeler-official]

gettin real tired of people pretending that the writers not explaining every little thing in detail is the same thing as a plothole tbh

[joey-wheeler-official]

has to think once while watching something whoa this is bad writing

[pressxtodavid]

The Cinema Sins effect

[historicaltimes]

Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938

via reddit

[thewolfbroughtindoors]

Me, thinking they’re hosing an emaciated child down the stairs: oh jesus…

Me, realizing it is in fact our lord and savior on the cross: oh, Jesus…

[jocollins]

i should not be laughing about that note

[leptys-deactivated20180625]

you telling me americans don’t have these tasty little morsels?

[leptys-deactivated20180625]

i didn’t mean to add the argonian pic

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

[rocktheholygrail]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[peperomint-deactivated20160104]

do u ever send smth in a chat thats not even risqué like “i luv salsa” but no one responds so u start overthinking it like…. maybe one of their parents died making salsa…… maybe they were all just talking abt how they hate salsa……. maybe salsa isnt evn real and they have no idea what im talking abt

[dankmemeuniversity]

[oatmilkovich]

the goldfinch (2019)

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[that-twink-over-there]

The titles they all get really are Something