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keep alex wennberg in your thoughts november 2 as his team yet again welcomes in booktok

#alex wennberg #san jose sharks

Lesbians

clap for lesbians

Is anyone from Habs lb going to a game next season?

Yes

Maybe

I wish but impossible because of (...)

Remaining time: 3 hours 18 minutes

Tickets are already for sale, and I am thinking of going to a Habs/Sh*rk or Habs/W*lds game but not sure which one. ?

#hopefully sharks at habs but as a sharks fan oops #and def habs at lightning #habs lb

that shit says ty dellandrea 😭😭😭😭😭😭 are we forgetting about the existence of adam gaudette? actually warso probably will forget. let's be real, he's squeezing delly or goodrow into that fourth line no matter what

and my deepest condolences to lund, bystedt, and qmusty in this trying time. they're never getting a callup to the San Jose Forwards like this

#being willmack's best friend really secures you a job for life #san jose sharks

snivy

literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck

cherryhatter-deactivated2015072

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

visibun

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

drtanner

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

cloudypost

one of my coworkers who's vaguely into hockey asked what my "deal with gavin mckenna" was today and it pissed me off so bad, but i was trying to be civil so i came here to rant. please listen up.

like a lot of stuff that's heralded as canadian culture, the making of hockey comes from indigenous traditions. mi'kmaq people carved the first hockey sticks from ironwood. the lakota souix played shinny like 200 years before it was called hockey. thousands of years before skating was a sport or an artform, the iroquois attached blades to their shoes, made from elk and cariboo tibias, to aid them in moving across the ice.

during the playoffs, rogers (canadian telecom giant) came out with an ad campaign about how hockey is "our game" and it made my blood boil a little, how overwhelmingly white hockey is even though as an indigenous person, it feels kinda like my game in particular.

i've seen indigenous players like chris simon (nika-kakwê-wânaskân) and jordin tootoo be on relied as agitators and enforcers, heard about young players facing abuse from coaching staff, have racist comments made about them online and have their name mocked on espn.

i've never seen an indigenous player be raised up for his skill with such excitement by the hockey community until gavin mckenna, and i was so glad to see him go 1st oa. i was on facetime with my cousin on draft day. we watched gavin get called up, saw his beadwork, saw his clearly indigenous family on the screen. we cried about it a little together, finally feeling like maybe this is our game, a little bit more than it was before.

#gavin mckenna

saw someone say on twitter that montreal and boston are only a 5 hour drive apart, so why didn’t shane and ilya make the drive to see each other more often?

well, that would’ve meant taking their “relationship” wayyy more seriously than it really was

because that drive is the worst fucking drive i’ve ever taken. i have driven through the carolinas when damn near the entire interstate had been destroyed by a hurricane and that was more enjoyable. it takes half an hour to get out of montreal from downtown, then you got an hour waiting at the border crossing, then three hours of nothing but trees (IF there’s no road work in vermont), then you got that stupid toll road to get into massachusetts, only to exit the interstate and spend an hour going 10 more km into boston. a five hour trip quickly becomes seven because google maps LIES. leaving boston is somehow even more stressful because nobody in that horrible city knows how to fucking merge

the only person i will ever make this drive for is my best friend whom i’ve known since grade 3. hollanov were not even close to that. let’s not forget they weren’t taking whatever they had seriously until like ten years in.

sincerely,

someone who drove this stupid route two weeks ago and lost their sanity on vermont backroads on their way home

#god created boston and cursed them with horrible traffic as an apology to the world #is this unhinged? perhaps #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #hollanov #heated rivalry

bigboysdrinkmilk

Why is there a diarrhea parasite outbreak in America?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies cut funding to disease prevention and control.

Why is measles back in America?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including RFK Jr, cut vaccine and measles prevention funding and programs.

Why is the New World Screwworm infecting cattle in Texas, when it had previously been eliminated from the area?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including Elon Musk, cut USAID funding, which in part worked to monitor and prevent screwworm outbreaks.

Why was there a flu outbreak in our armed forces?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including Pete Hegseth, cut vaccination requirements for our armed forces, putting all of them at risk alongside our military readiness.

What contributed to the Covid outbreak?

Donald Trump and his Republican allies cut funding to a pandemic prevention program in his first term because Barack Obama had created it.

“America first” sends its regards. Trump voters, please learn your lesson. And if you don’t, it’ll be taught to you again with yet another diarrhea outbreak.

bigboysdrinkmilk

tboy-cock

i think more people would benefit from an "i dont have to commit to this identity, if i ever change my mind, i dont have to identify that way anymore" approach to sexual/romantic orientation and gender identity

#exactly #we’re constantly figuring ourselves out bc that’s life #lgbtq

mr overachiever over here with two fish

#his greed sickens me #macklin celebrini #sam dickinson #michael misa #san jose sharks

alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)