This sarcastic prick enjoys the company of others.

21, Orange County, CA. Movie enthusiast, hopeless romantic. I get bored really easily so I'm always looking for people to talk to so you should be one of them! My theme is basic because I'm a lazy piece of poo. I think I'm really funny. I know I'm really funny. If I had a penis I would jump up and down repeatedly to see if my dick makes a funny sound as it smacks into my inner thigh but no, I have a vagina. I prefer it that way because who wants to wake up with morning wood all the time. I sure don't. If you're still reading this then congrats, you have walked with me on a journey of my thoughts on the cons of having a penis, my friend. I wonder if anyone ever reads this part. Somewhere..out there...I am eating. Or watching a movie. Or both. Yeah, probably both.

[unsends-deactivated20170829]

im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, I’m chill

[bodegabae]

i know i’m cute but you can remind me

[datassium]

trail mix do you mean m&ms with obstacles

[rosyting]

drink water and shut the fuck up

[pinkprettyflowers]

I need a long ass break. From society, from expectations, from responsibilities, and most of all, I certainly need a break from, life.

[willinq]

am i semi attractive or just getting used to my ugliness?, a novel by me

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

date someone who will sit down & say “let’s fix this” instead of being a child and ignoring you

[bahtmun-deactivated20240623]

Have any of your friendships ever ended because you were always the first one to talk to someone and one day you stopped to see if they would talk to you first and they never did so you just stopped talking to each other?

[vam-pire-les-tat]

Hey so I see this post a lot on my dash, and so I’m gonna take this moment to say something about it. When you are always the one initiating contact or hangouts with your friends, then it sets up a certain expected dynamic between the two of you. And so when you stop contacting them, they may be so used to you being the one who reaches out that when you don’t, they’ll assume it’s just because you’re busy. Or because you no longer want to hang out with /them/. So instead of just cutting off contact, talk to your friends. Let them know that you feel like you’re the one always making plans. You’ll be surprised at the number of them willing to make a change to help you feel more appreciated and loved. People can’t read minds. If you don’t tell them what you need or how you feel, then they’ll never know.

[princesschibba]

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

[chessys]

What does foreplay have to do with a girl being wet? Why is that a man's responsibility? It's their vagina.. We can't control that...

please don’t have sex

[cr-est]

What's your #1 sexual fantasy?

Somebody just throwing a million dollars on to my naked body and then leaving.

[ruinedchildhood]

[deletes]

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

[borderlimes]

depression is a tough bitch but so are you

[pinccpeach]

Casual rubbing and caressing while cuddling/napping is so good. Like yes I know I’m about to pass out while laying on your chest but feel free to grab my butt.

[peachysuggest]

you are not unloveable just because people have treated you poorly

[bey]

i’m the person who’s 100% down for spontaneous adventures but also 100% down to lay in bed all day. i’m on both ends of the spectrum