fizzarozzie are aro af

18+ 🍑 aro writer, erotica + feels 💚 ocs, rp, and fic (and sometimes doodles)

[barblaz-arts]

Pick up lines

[vivziepoparchives]

Fizz and Ozzie spring shirt available via Shark Robot March 25, 2023. Art by GasuGuma.

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[realultimatepower]

Looking back into the history of my "fuck staff" tag because today's big announcement has me stewing in anger, and I encountered a change from a while back where they removed profile pics (for some dumb reason) and the uproar was loud enough to get the decision reversed (even as noted idiot cyle argued in favor of the terrible UI change, and even now is reblogging shit that paints himself as the superior intellect plagued by the peons of the userbase).

So yeah, send those feedback tickets, make a fuss. They've reversed course before, no reason they can't do it again.

[petitprincess1]

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY FROM HELLUVA BOSS!

Satan, I'm thirsty! Who said that??

[buddie-romance]

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

[itsfirecat]

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Based on some rumblings I heard, I ended up quickly throwing together a fun little WIP bingo sheet! I'll admit I largely wrote the prompts for writing, but I think a good number of them should also apply to art!

Ultimately, the goal is to have fun, and finish whatever WIPs you can (without burning yourself out or having a bad time). If you needed a sign to pick up that project you've been putting off, the time is now!

3x4 Bingo square titled "Finish your fucking fics february"

the top three across left to right read "Update your oldest WIP", "Finish a WIP that's been buried deep in your drafts", and "Finish a WIP that you haven't posted yet"

the second row reads "Finish a recent WIP", "Finish a WIP you're scared of" and "Finish a WIP that's been haunting you"

the third row reads "Update a partially posted WIP", "Finish any WIP/Free Space", and "Finish the next WIP in a series you've been avoiding"

the last row reads "Update your newest WIP", "Finish a WIP that's been ignored for at least 6 months", and "Finish the next chapter for a fic you've been meaning to for months"

[moodyvoid]

I thought about Vox having the “Leave a tip” screen on his face and it made me laugh.

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This phrase has already entered my vocabulary re: media criticism where like. The viewer has a concrete view of what they expect a story to be based on the tropes and cliches they're used to seeing together, and when that doesn't happen, they judge it as a failed depiction of what they assumed it was going to be instead of judging it as what it actually is.

"This show is problematic because the hero didn't kill the villain at the end": When does he steal the bread?

"These two characters who were close friends throughout the series don't kiss at the end! What the fuck?": When does he steal the bread?

"This feels like it's missing a conclusion! Like, the protagonist does bad stuff and because of a critical decision he makes as a result of his major character flaws, meets tragedy in the end! Where's the part where he learns better and brings is love back from the dead and becomes a good guy and gets a happy ending?": When does he steal the fucking bread??

[thetetra]

I heard this out as "When criticizing something, you must judge it for what it is, not what it isn't"

[melancholic-pigeon]

reblog to give prev a fUCKING BREAK in 2026

[heraxic]

@szczurherbacany ‘s beautiful baby boy Val<3

[wazzi2ya]

These are truly insane like they went way too hard

[elleapdraws]

Surprise Stolitz commission for @/moonmystery5 with the prompt "big size difference"! had way too many scenarios in mind for this 😏 but here's a big eepy birb and his smol bf 🤏🏽

Don’t use without permission, don’t repost, please. Ok to reblog! Thank you! 💛

[catboybiologist]

Exclusive: Trump White House directs NIH to study ‘regret’ after transgender people transition

After cancelling nearly all NIH projects studying transgender health, Trump’s team instructs the US biomedical agency to study negative cons

>censors all existing data on trans healthcare

>orders a study

I'm sure this will be completely unbiased

[catboybiologist]

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

They are targeting adults.

US people:

Create a backup plan for access to HRT. Now.

Prepare in advance, stockpile what you legally (or in minecraft) can, find diy that you trust.

They are going to take your medically required medication from you. This study is expected to start in about six months, and will likely be bullshit that only takes a couple months after that. There is still time.

However, I would predict an almost guarantee of a major federal legal restriction on adult HRT access in the 6mo-1yr from now range. I don't want any of the bullshit I got at the time of the election about "fearmongering". I stand by everything I said then.

[howdacookiecrumbls]

HRTCafe.net, formerly DIYHRT.Cafe, is a website created to provide information for how to safely obtain DIY HRT for trans people who cannot

[howdacookiecrumbls]

The DIY HRT Directory

All the information you need to be informed on DIY Hormone Replacement Therapy

[liminalweirdo]

aditionally SAVE YOUR RESOURCES OFFLINE. Do not bookmark them, SAVE THEM OFFLINE. Print them off. These things may not stay on the internet forever. Preserve every trans/queer text you can, fiction, nonfiction, fanfiction, art, doesn't matter. SAVE IT OFFLINE. Create a physical/digital library for yourself that exists on something you own. Not on a cloud, not on your own private webpage. Save it offline

[howdacookiecrumbls]

The DIY HRT Directory 2.0

The DIY HRT Directory offers transgender individuals comprehensive guidance on safely performing DIY hormone replacement therapy, including

^^ also someone added the updated version of the diy HRT directory at some point but their acc got terminated so I'm putting it back here. USE THIS ONE PLEASE !!

[glitzbot]

get ready for some stolitz family fun in chapter 8 of Forgot Not To Fall For You!

<- previous chapter's art

[theinternetarchive]

PSA

the internet archive is getting sued for a bajillion dollars. you can voice your support for the archive and its services on change.org here or below.

Sign the Petition

Defend the Internet Archive

the actual internet archive staff are pushing for signatures, so i figured i would support. + definitely reblog if you feel so inclined.

[mrfreezebug]