⊱the✧big✧beautiful✧bookshelf⊰

she/her certified bookworm with too many opinions

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can u guys imagine exy with more hockey rules such as idk like off the top of my head if they could legally fight

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using my newfound popularity in this fandom(one post)to say that there is a horrific lack of coffee shop au fics and I am very disappointed. how could you look at harrow wanting that in CANON and then ignore it. the ratio is abhorrent.

*opening up ellipsus* must I do everything myself?

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i love recommending the locked tomb to people. it's sci-fi. it's dystopian. the main characters are from pluto. it's a comedy. it's action. it's murder mystery. it's gay. it's necromancer body horror with a side of the body horror being about love. god is a tumblrista who likes barbie and left beef memes. the earth is a big beautiful woman with a sword. 90% of the people are evil lesbians. god also hates billionaires. he may or may not have possessed obama at one point in time. he was a twitch streamer. the most powerful necro of a generation wants a coffee shop meet cute with the girl living inside her head. the girl living inside her head likes porn mags written into skin. the final book in the series will probably be released after we die. a murderous masc and a greek twink became a guy named paul. literally why wouldn't you want to read it

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the most powerful necro of a generation is also a microscopic bitchy catholic goth who got a crush one(1)time and proceeded to get a lobotomy about it.

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john "atheist who became god and realized in that moment why he never believed in it and then for the next 10,000 years became the thing that he hated/disregarded" gaius is an underexplored topic i feel

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i love recommending the locked tomb to people. it's sci-fi. it's dystopian. the main characters are from pluto. it's a comedy. it's action. it's murder mystery. it's gay. it's necromancer body horror with a side of the body horror being about love. god is a tumblrista who likes barbie and left beef memes. the earth is a big beautiful woman with a sword. 90% of the people are evil lesbians. god also hates billionaires. he may or may not have possessed obama at one point in time. he was a twitch streamer. the most powerful necro of a generation wants a coffee shop meet cute with the girl living inside her head. the girl living inside her head likes porn mags written into skin. the final book in the series will probably be released after we die. a murderous masc and a greek twink became a guy named paul. literally why wouldn't you want to read it

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every day i wake up hoping to find news about alecto release date. every day i am disappointed. will i ever stop doing this? no, probably not. im clinging onto hope harder than Nona to eating sand

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jla doing never before seen leaps and bounds to avoid writing polyamory/a queer mmc...girl......just let them fuck

it's been present from book one, both the tension between cas/kieran, kieran/poppy, and the general throuple vibes. don't fanservice me abt this shit, if you want to write a threesome write it, but there's a difference between that and an obvious setup that's being discarded

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After a lifetime of captivity I'm sure exactly what Poppy needed immediately was an ancient controlling husband who won't give her an inch of space to even breathe. 😒

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imagine cas finding out that his wife has thoughts and feelings and can be a fully functional adult without him being around...

the idea is too wild to comprehend, sorry