Owls & Cats

She/Her "I feel so dark I feel so dead all is black inside my face" -Alice Bieneke Profile pic creds to Erin Larimore

[bisexualdemondean]

Hey how many swords do u have

Sword of a lot

[antisocial-butterflies-deactiva]

Blocked

[bisexualdemondean]

Parried

[pettycentral]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

“Ma'am, I understand you need to empty out your desk, but–”

[cryoverkiltmilk]

It has just occurred to me that OP was talking about a breakup.

[sporkinventor]

No wait yours is so much more powerful

[togifs]

[tastefullyoffensive]

How to Eat Chocolate Indefinitely (gif version)

[samirows-blog]

what

[mechapuppy]

ive been sitting here for twenty fuckin minutes trying to figure out just what the hell is going on here and i can’t

[rose-qu4rtz]

I just made this using fucking paper and it still fucking works and I am crying because I don’t even understand

[afk-irl]

you broke logic

[minnov]

I DID IT WITH PAPER TOO AND NO ONE IN MY FAMILY CAN FUCKING EXPLAIN IT

[heritageposts]

date of origin:  28th of march, 2013

[wrnbrn]

[ddemonboy]

[songsofwaterandnight]

“Zoinks Scoob! It’s like I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting all the g-g-g-g-ghosts!”

[amari-omaru]

Please repost and share this information.

This is very scary and concerning for black people. AGAIN DEHUMANIZING BLACK PEOPLE

Black people health conditions aren't taken seriously compared to others.Many black people are scared to go to the hospital for this reason

Black women are 4x likely to die from complications of childbirth than white women in the United states.they've had experience that has unacceptably poor maternal health outcomes

[vincaris]

finally finished this painting i sketched out months ago… please click for better quality i know tumblr is gonna kill it (reference used)

[maximumsunshine]

Holy shit, I thought I was about to reblog a photo of a frob hiding in a flower.  Then I read the flavor text and it’s so much better than that!

[xg-xe-xl-deactivated20170506]

[awhiffofcavendish]

“EMPLOYEE 197, CUBICLE 4, CARTER J., YOU HAVE BEEN IDLE AT YOUR WORKATATION FOR 37.5 SECONDS” *shunk* “PLEASE RESUME PRODUCTIVITY”

[covid-69]

this looks like a fake ad you’d see in the background of a movie but its real

[butch-king-frankenstein]

my orc bard in Pathfinder is named Gronk Ballspeaker

[thenatsdorf]

Dad gets (pretend) vaccinated so daughter is less scared. (via tana_ann)

[courtneimonyae]

🥺🥺🥺

[dopeitssin]

Yup the wholesome content I’m here for!

[grannypantiesnchill]

Black love ❣️

[audrey-hepbae]

I want this for my future kids or nothing

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via SilviuMajor)

[mens-rights-activia]

Let’s be honest 🤗🤗🤗

[t-pose-to-assert-gayness]

[timmonsville]

[soundtrack-for-lovers]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

fuck you bars

[thyrell]

big fan of the trail of wreckage behind him

[evilvillain123456789]

hey. hey. hey! hey!!?!???!!! *knocks over your lamp* *smokes all of your weed* *dehydrates all of your food*

[bon-appetit-babey]

[thothoes]

mike’s completely normal lemonade

[plum-soup]

mikes super fucked up and extremely evil lemonade

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[kouha]

was this tiktok made in the mesozoic era

[r4cs0]

He's DEAD

[mister-christmas]

Huh. Another portal to hell.

[sleepnoises]