Brilliant!
This is how you parent. By trusting your kids and being there for them and not turning thier home into a prison
Omg what is this?! HEALTHY parenting?!
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Brilliant!
This is how you parent. By trusting your kids and being there for them and not turning thier home into a prison
Omg what is this?! HEALTHY parenting?!
Concept!
super-bro-code
some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs
* body language masterlist
* a translator that doesnāt eat ass like google translate does
* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said
* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again
* some more body language help
(hope this helps some ppl)
Marcela and Elisa, married in 1901
Ever since gay marriage became legal in Spain in 2005, thousands of lesbian couples have tied the knot. But this law has an interesting precedent; Marcela and Elisa were married in 1901. In a church wedding!
Wedding photo of Marcela (left) and Elisa, dressed as a man.
Of course, same-sex marriage was not legal in Spain at the time, so the two school teachers had to come up with a delicate scheme. One day, Elisa and Marcela simulated a fight in the house they shared in the tiny village of DumbrĆa, and Elisa moved to A CoruƱa. While there, Elisa cut her hair, started wearing menās clothes, and took up smoking. She found a priest desperate to gain parishioners, and he baptized her as a man. She adopted the name āMarioā and returned to DumbrĆa. Marcela then introduced Elisa to her family and neighbors as āMarioā, Elisaās cousin, and said they were going to get married. Indeed, people were amazed at how much this āMarioā looked like Elisa; same height, same voice, same mannerisms and temper. The wedding was held on the 8th of June, 1901, in the Church of St. Jorge in A CoruƱa. After the ceremony, the happy couple was photographed at JosĆ© Sellierās studio. The next day, the newlyweds returned to DumbrĆa in a horse carriage.
Eventually, Marcela and āMarioā were outed by their suspecting neighbors to local authorities. A huge scandal broke out, with both national and international newspapers writing about the ādisgracefulā marriage which did not include a man. Both women were fired from their jobs, excommunicated, and an arrest warrant was issued for both of them. The couple fled to many Spanish cities, until finally boarding a ship to the Americas, presumably to Argentina. It should be noted that Marcela and Elisaās wedding is still valid to this day, since it was never annulled by neither The Catholic Church nor the Civil Registry. Therefore, Marcela and Elisaās union is the first officially registered same-sex marriage in Spain, 104 years before it became legal for Spanish lesbian couples to marry.
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I love how itās still legal, so, like literally:
Old hag by *veprikov
Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.
I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY
I would kill for a companion piece to this, where she gets her hat..
Im sobbing.
no seriously why hasnāt any replied to this image with a picture of her in the pretty hat cāmon tumblr please
Well itās not much, but hereās a comic:Ā
Enjoy!
DEAD
Reblog every one of these happy end comics I donāt even care
Im trying to prove a point to my mum
Repost if school has caused:
Anxiety Depression Suicidal thoughts Social anxiety Eating disorders Self harm Stress
FUCK YES
Thereās āblack comedyā and then thereās M*A*S*H.
always reblog MASH, it deserves more on tumblr
Always reblog War is war and hell is hell
Fun fact, the DVD box sets have an option turn off the laugh track and it makes it a much more somber and enlightening social commentary. Cause it may be set in the Korean War, but itās really about the Vietnam War.
I feel like M*A*S*H is one of those series that never actually goes out of date. Everyone should see it.
This made me tear up. We all can be heroes!
AWWWWWWWWW
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Dear Men Writers
Lesser known facts when writing women:
High heeled shoes donāt become flats if you break the heels off.
The posts of earrings arenāt sharp.
Nail polish takes a long time to dry and smudges when wet.
You canāt hold in a period like pee.
Inserting a tampon is not arousing or sexual in any way, ever.
Feel free to add your own.
- Bras leave red marks on the skin under and around boobs and it is a magical experience when taken off.
- Make up can take anywhere from 5 to 25 minutes depending on how skilled you are.
- Taking hair out of a ponytail after wearing it for hours does not make it perfectly straight when it comes down.
- Hair when wet sticks to the skin it no longer flows, idiot.
-When women with long hair kiss, turn around, do anything, their hair falls in the way.
- Stockings are itchy and tear like wet paper bags.
- Pantyhose, tights, leggings, and stockings are each different. - Waxing hurts and leaves red skin for a while afterwards while shaving leaves stubble - Most canāt run in heels unless they have been VERY worn - Insecurity in appearance doesnāt mean ābuy me a drinkā - EVERYONE HAS DIFFERENT TASTES IN EVERYTHING
-Having large breasts sucks. It sucks beyond belief. Ā If a garment happens to fit your large chest, odds are it wonāt fit the rest of you. Underboob sweat is real and terrible. Bending over for extended periods of time will tweak your back out. Running can be painful due to boob turbulence. Bras are hella expensive. Big breasts are not fun.
Putting a tampon in isnt a quick bend-poke-done kinda deal. It involves cubicle yoga, messy hands, numerous curse words as you realise it isnt in correctly and have to take it out and start again with a new one.
Yes to all of this. Ā But also:
If her hair is in an updo, one does not simply remove a hairpin to send her hair cascading down her back. Ā No. Ā If her hair is an updo, it will take at least an hour and an extra set of hands to remove the 137 bobby pins that are holding her hair in place. Ā Furthermore, thereās probably a canās worth of hairspray in there, intended to withstand category 2 hurricane winds. Ā Thereās no cascading happening here - the best you can hope for is a misshapen nest of hair to clump and poof unattractively in the back while it still remains flat against her scalp.
This is one of the funniest posts Iāve seen in a while (especially if you read all the comments), but also really depressing because at 42 I still judge myself as having failed for not matching up to all these mythical stereotypes despite knowing theyāre impossible
^^^This though
The odds of a woman having smoothly shaved legs and armpits are directly proportional to the amount of skin her clothing bares and/or the amount of fucks she gives at that particular moment.
GLASSES ARE NOT COSMETIC. Ā If we whip them off, we do not become gorgeous fashion models. Ā We become squinty.
-most women wear bras. Yes, even when they are trying to dress sexy. Because bras make boobs look perkier and rounder, which is something men apparently find sexy, so being a seductress or femme fatale is not an automatic reason for a female character to not be wearing a bra.
-a good bra will hide headlights, or at the very least drastically reduce their noticeability. A women with enough pointy nipple issues will opt for a padded or molded bra to hide them.
-womenās nipples do not automatically become hard pyramids visible through any and all layers of clothing the second they become even slightly aroused. They are not the female equivalent of boners. And even if their nipples do get hard, the bras they are almost certainly wearing (because even a goddamn succubus with big, honkinā knockers for seducing men is gonna have those painful puppies in some kind of boob sling) should keep those pointy nipples from being visible to every other character in the scene, JIM BUTCHER. YES, EVEN LARA RAITH WOULD WEAR A BRA ONCE IN A GODDAMN WHILE.
if youāre being tied up and tortured in a freezing underground dungeon, then you probably have more important things to pay attention to than how hard somebodyās nipples are, jim butcher
- Wearing a bra that doesnāt fit HURTS.Ā Itās not sexy to wear a bra thatās ātwo sizes too smallā, itād make your clothes hang oddly and youād have a weird, uncomfortable āquad-boobā effect and your back would hurt, BEN AARONOVITCH.
Also, after removing a too small bra, thereās gonne be angry red lines on the boobs and ribs and the lady is not going to want them to be touched by anyone for a good long while
-Not all women wear heels. Those things hurt and are hard to balance in. They can also mess up your feet and back pretty bad.
-Lips arenāt just naturally redĀ āas if sheād been drinking wine but they were just like that without makeup cause sheās so perfect,ā my dear little Kvothe from āName of the Windā. Also, girls do not naturally smell like fruit or flowers, itās either perfume or something sheād been eating recently.
Iāve been appreciating this post but now itās back very specifically calling out my problematic faves and I donāt think those male authors realize how much it totally takes me out of the story for a moment when they commit these errors. It does nothing useful for the plot and is annoying for half of the audience
Is it weird that Iām female and wasnāt aware of a solid third of these?
I mean, all writes take note. I basically live in man land when it comes to protagonists so I donāt know half these things despite being a woman
(Most) Women do not look at themselves in the mirror and compare their breasts to fruit. Any sort of fruit. Especially melons. Please save us from the melons.
Also we are not aware of our breasts at all times. I do not walk down a flight of stairs and think āoh golly my breasts are bouncing so much right nowā. They are as much as natural part of our bodies as arms. Do you constantly think about how your arms are moving? Sure you may be aware of them, but paying full attention? Doubtful.
Also: women working out are almost never sexy. Theyāre not glowing or glistening or (kill me) *sparkling*. They are red and sweaty and gross just like all the dudebros doing their time with the dumbbells. Stop ogling fictional women at the gym, TOM WOLFE.
You know, I distinctly remember one occasion where I was walking and noticing how my breasts were bouncing.
I was in college, and had rapidly gained a fair amount of weight between birth control and the freshman 15. This took me from flat-chested to having actual boobs. And I still wasnāt used to the damn things. Like every so often Iād catch them out of the corner of my eye and be like,Ā āWhere did those come from?ā
So one night Iām walking across the quad in my pajamas with no bra. And every step felt like kaTHUNK kaTHUNK kaTHUNK until I crossed my arms just to keep the things from trying to rip themselves off of me.
In conclusion, experience and other anecdotes tell me that women do sometimes think about what their breasts are doing. Itās usually when their breasts are doing something really annoying.
So after I had my son and my breasts grew two cup sizes overnight, I did the same thing as the last comment: going up stairs hurt more than going down, all of a sudden I was knocking salt shakers over on the table because Iād forget how big the damn things were, and I KEPT SEEING THEM OUT OF THE BOTTOM OF MY PERIPHERAL VISION AND WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK THEY WERE because I had never had that before as an A-cup.Ā
This is my new absolute favorite.
I had so much fun watching this
These were created by Dreamworks animator Daniel Hashimoto for his Action Movie Kid series.
Source
Dang! Thatās a good dad right there!
Star Trek can make as many new series and movies as they like, and still nothing will ever truly beat the golden awkwardness of this one shining minute of dialogue.
Someone stop me please
Never. I couldnāt hitĀ āReblogā fast enough.
this is important
Warning signs of depression (generally) in order of appearance
Oh no.
well shit
Also guilt, shame, and self-loathing! You find yourself unable to do the things you want or even the things you need to do and you feel like a terrible person, itās real fun
ancient writers and historians: cleopatra wasnāt especially beautiful, caesar and antony were attracted to her because she was so charismatic and intelligent
all subsequent artists, filmmakers, game developers, etc:
Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen
jayalaw replied to your post āFuckā
It is what now?
A friend mentioned to me that tumblr is censoring the word. Which would explain why my nsfw stories arenāt showing up in my search.
God fucking dammit
Three Valid (of many reasons) to say Fuck.
1)Fuck = Fornication Under Consent of King aka You get permission to have sex from a leader.
Edit: Correction because this was pointed out to me as a myth, however some linguists apparently think the earliest use ofĀ āfuckā used to meanĀ āto strikeā. See below:a
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/melissa-mohr/a-fcking-short-history-of_b_3352948.html
2) Fuck can also mean (as an acronym) Friendship Understanding Caring Kindness.
3) Or it can just be the curse word which is has been scientifically proven to be therapeutic in reducing pain/stress:
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-do-we-swear/
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8147170.stm
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-athletes-way/201705/swearing-can-boost-strength-and-reduce-the-sensation-pain
So, feel free to say Fuck.