Writings of a Wannabe

I love the word fuckboy. I want to bring it back.

[spongebob-autisticquestions]

Yesterday may have been the day Squidward went to the future....

But today is the grand opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2!

[etrogim-deactivated20200109]

no offense but it doesn’t feel cool or fun or edgy to be lonely and bitter all the time and i’m really looking forward to loving and being loved

[forsciencejohn]

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

[just-shower-thoughts]

Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.

[nirnrooted-deactivated20170121]

[satans-little-harlot]

Every vagina is PERFECT and beautiful in their own way

Anyone who disagrees can fight me

[7718-deactivated20220924]

I’m not disagreeing but I do kinda wanna fight if you’re down

[satans-little-harlot]

A fight for the sake of fighting is the purest form of fight lets go

[nohrianadvisor]

reblog if you’re body positive but also ready to throw down

[kiwi]

“you’re so polite!” thank you i have anxiety

[pr10la]

[bob-belcher]

[obama-biden-memes]

like the guy who says “I’m a nice guy” he’s never a nice guy

[hither2]

[onlytwitterpics]

[tastefullyoffensive]

It all makes sense now. (via Gxbriellemxry / 9News)

[zaksaidso-deactivated20210503]

“I think it’s a b-flat.”

Kristen Chenoweth trying to figure out the note of a triggered car alarm in a parking garage. (btw it was in fact a b-flat)

[divascreech]

icon

[sunflwrseeds-scully]

ily

[zackisontumblr]

me in any situation: this reminds me of that spongebob episode when…

[writing-prompt-s]

While cleaning your attic, you find a box of glass balls with names on them. You accidentally drop one, and as soon as it shatters, a person appears.

[ukeealyptus]

“Dude,” your brother said as he opened the door to the attic. “Stop breaking stuff.”

[scaliefox]

I love these clever subversions of fantasy writing prompts to give them an mundane punchline.

They give me life.

[gothclaires]

Straight people know that you’re supposed to like your partner right? Like enjoy them as another human being?

[violent-darts]

There are times I seriously wonder. 

[deadaccountsorrygaymers]

I’m watching a doc about judy garland and wow gay men love her

[damianmcgintleman]

fun fact gay men used to refer to themselves as “friends of dorothy” when it was still illegal to be gay because garland was so popular in the queer male community but ONE TIME the NIS was investigating homosexual affairs and they kept coming across the term and they thought there was some mysterious figure, some woman named dorothy, and they were like “we gotta find her and convince her to tell us which members of the navy are gay!” and essentially began a manhunt for dorothy from the wizard of oz

[nannycanes]

#we’ll get you my pretty #and your little gays too