Cincinnasty

This is just a place for the randomness that I find. Life’s too short to pick just one theme. Currently a slut for Zagreus and Thanatos Zach, 29, he/him, Cincinnati OH

[zegalba]

Kelly Rowland Texting Nelly Via Microsoft Excel And Then Getting Annoyed When He Doesn’t Text Back (2002)

[doubleca5t]

[avantgarden-er]

damn [PRONOUN] your pussy is crazy!

the pussy:

[cannibalchicken]

[triangleguy]

[charl0ttan]

[freakoutgirl]

how it feels to accept you're fucked forever

[wyrmwoodpyro]

🍄 Todd (from Mario) (from Drawfee)

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[disgruntled-lifeform]

Update on the overdyed Rambouillet, it's still awesome

[segamascott]

[enki2]

[okwhotookmyusername]

Excellent suggestions phone

[evilwizard]

op are you by any chance a dracula

[howlingday]

[kabaks]

i think we need to abolish subscriptions. im tired of remembering passwords and giving out my email. check out as guest, no you may not know my name. die

[dogpuppy]

[i-twink-therefore-i-am]

new type of guy just dropped

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[rosslynpaladin]

I know "Alpha Bros" who couldn't organize a family picnic to save their lives. Like if you are not the one providing the good times, coming up with the coolest shenanigans, and always has the snacks and bandaids, never letting anybody get left behind, you are not an Alpha. You're a little boy with inflated ego issues and major insecurities.

and what's so funny is that a Lone Wolf? is either like that because it's looking for a pack to join because they desperately love to have a family and know they die without one-

or it's been kicked out for being a raging brutal jerk. Rare but it happens- if you're enough of a butthole to endanger everyone, packs HAVE thrown a wolf out. So if you're "a Lone Wolf".... that's not a flex, bruh.

[helenvaughans]

📢📢📢

[ms-katonic-of-tamriel]

I am reliably informed literacy will improve your chances of finding a decent job, not to mention reading rental leases carefully and being able to research your rights as a tenant, both of which will significantly reduce your chances of ending up homeless. Not to mention being able to budget. Or being able to read between the lines on ads so you're more likely to work out you don't really need the thing and/or it's a scam.

[dogpuppy]

[animentality]