It's Wrymn Time baby!

Welcome to my cluster fuck of a blog.

[freddybenson]

Freddy did you kill Hershey-?

Heh. Who knows?

[tamamita]

He will be baked soon alhamdulillah

NOOOOOOOOO

[deprussian1525]

ASTAGFIRALLAH NOOOOO

[gaangy]

he has been baked Alhamdulillah

[lovleyfurby]

Hi!! Im new to thr furby fandom, and im currently sewing myself a long boi furby, my friend and i are building our own together!!

Right now all i have done was skin her, and give her new flesh 👁👄👁 heres the progess I’ve accomplished thus far. My room is now a furry faux fur mess

my future plan for the beautiful monstrosity, is to paint the beak and eye rings, make it fuzzy ears, and make her 3ft long!!! Lol we’ll see how this turns out! Heres the consept art i drew!

[rainie-is-seasonchange]

Maruyama senmaida rice terraces.

Kumano, Japan.

[sosuperawesome]

Anastasia Trusova on Instagram

[barksbog]

i finally finished Her

she is a really big girl made with a fully functional adult furby. her wings and ears are posable and she has a spine in her!

she also still needs a name if anyone has suggestions let me know

[controlzee]

What’s your favourite (furby) character class?

[raptorfurby]

I don’t think I ever posted him here! So meet Mirkwood! My mushroom dragon with glow in the dark mushroom! I adore how this guy came out✨✨

(Please do not steal my photos or comment furby hate!)

[fubzilla]

hello furblr long time no see

murby

is pleased to make your accquaintance

murberry murphy the murby (or just murby for short) has six legs and smells of strawberries. he is based off a moth and the strawberry cow. i designed him back in summer! perhaps my most ambitious oddbody to date.

[writing-prompt-s]

You are participating in a cosplay event, and many people are praising your excellent costume. Here’s the fun part - you are not wearing a costume, you have no idea how you got here, and for some strange reason, half of the people here are dressed up as YOU.

[mijomii]

Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying “You fucking moron.” and tbh same

[mijomii]

Me: I think I don’t exist.

Therapist: Listen, you do exist, and if you didn’t, someone would have to create you because the world would be a much sadder place.

Me: Jerome, how dare you saying something so sweet when I’m dissociating.

[mijomii]

Me: Honestly, (thing that is totally fucked up for any ‘sane’ person) is normal, right?

Therapist: No.

Me: Wow.

Therapist: You’re just a fucked up bitch.

Me: I do agree with the fucked up bitch part.

Therapist: That’s a start!

[mijomii]

Me: I guess he’s still my friend?

Therapist: Considering what you told me and how much you wanna beat him to death, he’s not. You pretty much hate him despite knowing him for years.

Me:

Me: Why did I need to come here to realize that.

Therapist: Because that’s my job to help you to understand some stuff. Also because you’re way too kind and you would let someone punch you in the guts and still consider them as your friend while they stab you.

Me: I don’t need that kind of call out, Jerome.

[mijomii]

Me: Hey, I brought you coffee. And croissants too, but I ate them. *puts Starbucks coffee in front of him*

Therapist: Oh that’s nice!!... Oh my name is on it!!

Me: Yeah!!

Therapist: It’s wholesome but... *very confused and silently*... How do I drink it?

[mijomii]

Me, not being able to come to my appointment and having to call him: I’m sorry, it’s all my fault, I’m so so so sorr-

Therapist: I dare you to say sorry one more time. I dare you.

[mijomii]

Therapist: Hey I wanna show you this super funny image I found the other day.

Me: What-

Therapist: *turns his screen and show me THIS* 

Me: 

Me: Jerome.

[mijomii]

Therapist: You went to the gaypride?

Me: Yeah, I went.

Therapist: Was it something you enjoyed?

Me: Mh. Yeah. Sorta.

Therapist: Did you see some bears?

Me:

Me: Jerome wh-

Therapist: That’s the only term I know outside of the LGTB one, I wanted to use it. 

[mijomii]

Therapist: Are you sure you’re not becoming roommate with (name) because of pity? Kinda sacrificing yourself?

Me: No, I want it!!

Therapist: Finally, you’re not forcing yourself for the others! And you’re doing something you want! I’m proud of you!

Me: You’re more of a dad than my own father.

Therapist: That’s not very hard.

[mijomii]

Me: I always wondered, are you queer?

Therapist: I am not.

Me: Ooh.

Therapist: Or am I?

Me: Ooh!

[mijomii]

As an update, Jerome gave my appointment to someone’s else today so we were both in the waiting room, confused and he walked in, patted my head and said sorry but honestly it was hilarious.

The secretary came to tell me that Jerome actually forgot to write me down on the appointment list.

This is a 100% normal situation with Jerome as my Therapist.

[mijomii]

As an addition, more than half of my friends want Jerome to adopt me and refer to him as “Therapist dad”.

He’s aware of it and think it’s hilarious.

[mijomii]

Me, after complaining for the 25 times about my birth father: Idk if you noticed, but I’m full of anger against him.

Therapist: Oh, really, I never noticed. You know, you should turn that anger into indifference. It would help you.

Me: Unholy gods, I wish it was me.

[mijomii]

Therapist: You know, people will still love you even if you don’t offer them things all the time. You don’t have to do that.

Me: What??

[mijomii]

Therapist: Why don’t you send a mail to your psychiatrist when you have a bad mood swing?

Me: Like what? ‘Hey Joël wassup, I’ve been very suicidal lately last night I wanted to die. Hope you have rad vacations and the weed is good save some good kush for me, kissy kissy.’ ?

Therapist: Exactly.

Me: You’re as bad as me with human interactions Jerome, y’know.

[mijomii]

Me, heavily dissociating: I don’t exist-

Therapist: Can I touch you to prove you that you do?

Me: Dinner first.

Therapist:

Therapist: Damien, you moron.

[mijomii]

Therapist: You need vacations.

Me: I’m broke.

Therapist: Oh yeah.

Therapist: You still need vacations tho.

Me: Jerome, I am still broke.

[mijomii]

Me, by text: Hey, you just walk by me!

Therapist, by text: Oh sorry. I didn’t see you.

Therapist, by text: Wait. Were you at the tattoo shop?

Me, by text, totally at the tattoo shop: You have no proof.

[mijomii]

For a bit of context here: Around two months ago I went to a friend’s who happened the live on the same street as Jerome, which I didn’t know. He was really surprised to see me and came to check on me, asking me why I was here with a bit of concern on his voice. And this take place earlier this month:

Therapist: So your friend lives in the same street than I?

Me: Yes. Town’s short I guess.

Therapist: Were you really going to your friend...?

Me: Yes?? Why else would I be here?

Therapist: A lot of drug deals happen in this street and I see often teenagers and young adults coming and buy stuffs. I was a bit worried for you.

[mijomii]

Me, at 2pm: I’m sorry I’m going to be late!

Therapist: Your appointment was this morning at 11:30am, Damien.

Me:

Me: What.

[mijomii]

Jerome is still not aware of his fame and idk how to announce him.

[mijomii]

Therapist; What’s up with you and wanting domestic rats.

Me: I’m gonna get a rat and call him Jerome just to piss you off.

Therapist:

Therapist: How dare you.

[mijomii]

Therapist: Weed doesn’t do much on me and I must admit I’m kinda disappointed.

Me:

Therapist: Do you smoke?

Me: Jerome.

[bread-n-bed-n-head]

On hard days I wonder how Jerome is doing

[mijomii]

He’s doing fine, last time he shown me his fav pic of a red panda which is this one

[whatinrandamnation]

I FOUND IT I FOUND IT I FUCKING FOUND IT AAAAAAAH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MADE ME FEEL

[mijomii]

It’s really amazing how happy people get when they find this post omg

[aethera-secat]

Always reblog Jerome.

Is he now aware of his fame?

[mijomii]

After months, he is, and he just told me “Haha, this is funny. I’m happy it’s helping people!”

I think he doesn’t realize that he’s known *worldwide*

[fierceawakening]

Jerome is adorable and I hope he knows this.

[taareginn-deactivated20210429]

This is my favourite post.

[mango-pickle]

^^ what they said

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[chinesegook]

I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.

Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵

[mareya]

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

[tomblogger]

How do you find $999 on the floor?

[chinesegook]

I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .

[iwiazumi-deactivated20150910]

DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure

[coolcud]

Fuck it

[spiderkiths-remade-deactivated2]

Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt

[daringdraconicdeity]

The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[kittensinswimmingpool-blog]

Hi

[virtueofjoy-blog]

Wtf why does this work???

[pukicho]

Are you.....British ?

Never

[maybeanoldblog]

I am! It kinda sucks, but hey, we have far, FAR, FAR, less politcal stuff, we just think there shit. Then again though, you guys have clothes that actually look good (We have Primark and like River Island maybe? Honestly no-where has good fashion options) so pick your battles.

[pukicho]

None of this matters because I’ve simply never been British before

[wrymntime]

This post is even funnier once you consider puki boi is Irish

[shitpostbot5k]

[wrymntime]

Bless, shitpostbot, bless

[miikpal]

ive been working on a lil sumthin’ for a while! itll probably still be a minute before its finished so heres a few frames as a treat :-) ive also got a wip of the first minute of this up on my patreon!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

idk i think siren head is cute

[wrymntime]

Finally someone who gets it ☺️💕🧚❤️

[ceruleanthing]

Well I never had the chance to watch Avatar the Last Airbender ever.... which sucks, but.. now it’s on the net flix so guess what ya boi’s doing !!!!!!

[ceruleanthing]

Man I dunno why Katara thinks Sokka’s so paranoid. If I saw a caillou lookin ass bitch come out of an iceberg with a six legged whateverthehell i would be suspicious and freak out too. Also Zuko please chill down

[ceruleanthing]

Caillou arrow boy why are you so nonchalant about being frozen for 100 years

[ceruleanthing]

“Relax Sokka, where we’re going you won’t need any pants!”

Aang what does that mean

What does that mean

[ceruleanthing]

Will you leAVE THAT POOR MAN’S CABBAGES ALONE

[ceruleanthing]

We gotta go see

In the fire nation

[ceruleanthing]

Those damn heterosexuals

[ceruleanthing]

Steampunk shit???? Steampunk shit????

Steampunk shit????

Steampunk shit????

[ceruleanthing]

I hate this whole Face Stealing shit. I’m going to die just don’t hurt my Boy

[ceruleanthing]

Thanks I hate it! I never want to see that millipede fuckass ever again

[ceruleanthing]

Oh she’s the fucking moon now

[ceruleanthing]

Do Not TOUCh my boys I’ll fucking cut you pPrincess Firebitch

[ceruleanthing]

No don’t float your hair down the river someone is going to Find It and then Find You and it will be Bad and I will cry

[ceruleanthing]

sECRET TUNNELLLLL

[ceruleanthing]

What if we kissed... in the labyrinth under a mountain... just kidding... unless...?😳

[ceruleanthing]

The earth kingdom city of

Oh no

Oh no

Oh shitfire

[ceruleanthing]

I think the only reason I was Going Apeshit over the avatar day ep is because I’d seen a lot of it with my friend once?? Even still, jesus fuckin christ 😂

[ceruleanthing]

The best reunion in cinematic history: Sokka and his boomerang

[ceruleanthing]

!!!! A GREMLIN

[ceruleanthing]

Sokka getting high off cactus water is something I’m less surprised about than I’d like to be. Also I wonder if those sandbender guys ever deal it out to people. Imagine. Cactus water cartels

[ceruleanthing]

Hm I think he’s just afraid of this one turning into the moon too-

[ceruleanthing]

Katara just made a direct callout post about me this isn’t allowed. Ma’am that isn’t allowed. She basically dished out rhetoric I give to other people all the time. I’m not the therapist friend per se but I am like... the shoulder-to-lean-on friend a lot of the time so hearing “..But now you’re not letting yourself feel anything. I know sometimes it hurts more to hope. And it hurts more to care. But you have to promise me that you won’t stop caring” hit me way harder than I thought it would now that it’s coming back at me, and now I Am crying. I Am

[ceruleanthing]

KATARA MOSES

[ceruleanthing]

nvm some rayquaza lookin-ass is about to merc them 😔👊

[ceruleanthing]

Listen I’m. Already having a shitty night. This leaves from the vine shit Did Not Help

[ceruleanthing]

arjssjjrjsjwjd epic rap haiku battles of history

[ceruleanthing]

I command this episode to stop murdering me

[ceruleanthing]

This Dai Li shit is freaking me the fuck out

[ceruleanthing]

Seeing the caption “[Dai Li screaming]” on the screen is very satisfying

[ceruleanthing]

Can these children never catch a fucking break

[ceruleanthing]

What the fuck is going on

[ceruleanthing]

Oh my god I’m dying!!!!!!! I love Sokka so much hes precious and a gift to this world the way he did that clappy thing and went :0 “Shopping!!!!!” GOD I fuxking. Love this boy. Forever

[ceruleanthing]

Sokka’s smile gives me MUCH serotonin

[ceruleanthing]

OH IROH’S FUCJIBG

MakjskajjwnebeSISIWKS HESS FUCJJIB HE S FUCKINGN RIPPED NOW YOOOO

[ceruleanthing]

“Seriously? It looks like the beach threw up all over it.”

.....me @ me

[ceruleanthing]

This forehead eye dude is fucking wack. What the hell and fuck

[ceruleanthing]

“Unfortunately, my success did not last, Aang.”

Of course it didn’t!!!!! It’s a motherfucking volcano!!!!!! What!! Did you think!!!! Was going!!! To happen!!!!!

[ceruleanthing]

[ceruleanthing]

Sparkysparky boom man!

[ceruleanthing]

S Sweatbending

[ceruleanthing]

ᵒʰ

[ceruleanthing]

bAbY yoUr’E mY drEaM giRL

[ceruleanthing]

I’m starting to think that Aang’s not just sleep deprived, he’s also high off his ass

[ceruleanthing]

Yo those tanks that are bendy???? They crawl??? Like the Insects???? Excuse???? 💜?????

[ceruleanthing]

“Your uncle has really gotten to you, hasn’t he?”

“Yes, he has.”

:D

:D

:D!!!!

[ceruleanthing]

My my. Combustion Man seems to have combustioned himself

[ceruleanthing]

Two bros chillin in a war balloon five feet apart cause they’re not gay

[ceruleanthing]

“My first girlfriend turned into the moon.”

“That’s rough buddy.”

THATS AN ACTUAL QUOTE? I THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS JUST MEMEING BECAUSE IT FUNNIE HAHA AND IT FITS W

This is the goddamn “Dash calls Danny a twink” situation ALL OVER AGAIN

[ceruleanthing]

Every time Sokka or Zuko smile or laugh, I go back a few seconds so I can see or hear it again

[ceruleanthing]

We can have one (1) time-wasting nonsense. As a Treat

[ceruleanthing]

This play is killing me I’m gong to die of secondhand embarrassment like actua- toPH OH MY FUCKING GOD

[ceruleanthing]

Toph: :D!! :D :D :D :D

Me:

[ceruleanthing]

Okay so does the island like... call upon people who are ‘lost’ in a few ways and make it so they are trapped there without knowing how until they find themself or some shit? It’s oddly specific speculation but like. I like the idea of an island that just fucking forces you to go to therapy

[ceruleanthing]

graMP GRAMP

[ceruleanthing]

I have NEVER cried over a reunion in a show or book or movie before now. Ever. Atla is breaking all kinds of records for me and I am having Emotions,

[ceruleanthing]

You know what? in a way I was right about it being therapy island

[ceruleanthing]

I got to see the absolutely stunning visuals and sweet conclusive scene of the end of this show... while shirtless in a dark pantry at 1am