Madam Cunt

They/Them, weird tech person, Linux enthusiast

[retrofps]

[thememedaddy]

[wryneth]

I usually listen to Syphilis FM

[unixqueen]

[wryneth]

I dislike this immensely

[sacred-portal]

[wryneth]

Brn.

[ubuntu-official]

Gayest Desktop Environment?

Gnome

KDE

Cinnamon

xfce

MATE

Voting ended onMay 31

[ubuntu-official]

Besides Gnome

KDE

Cinnamon

xfce

MATE

Voting ended onMay 31

[clownvoyance]

@wryneth What's your expert opinion

[wryneth]

GNOME, no competition. However all the trans-fems seem to love KDE with Arch

[wryneth]

Tea

Did someone put drugs in my tea? It's so delicious.

[nightvaleofficial]

[wryneth]

Traitors

@nyquilfishtank is wretched and unholly

[wryneth]

Gay Sex

Craigslist missed connections is always my favorite section to browse through, it's such a sad mix of creepy men and old gay dudes asking for sex. The old gay men seem to be in the wrong place, so sometimes I like to respond to their ads by directly emailing them the links to download Grindr on the App Store of Google Play. Some day, I will be a renowned marriage counselor and relationship advice specialist, but in the meantime, I just impersonate one in emails to horny gay old men.

[wryneth]

My American dream is to end up on house arrest

[wryneth]

French

Listening to people do fake French accents is so close to being as painful as real French, but in some ways worse, because they willfully chose do adopt this wretched dialect.

[nyquilfishtank]

fuck brett stephens

[nyquilfishtank]

double fuck brett stephens

[nyquilfishtank]

fuck brett stephens

[nyquilfishtank]

fuck robert strayer

[wryneth]

Merridew

Jack Merridew really is just the gayer equivalent of all white blonde British boys with receding hairlines “But, Merridew. Please, Merridew . . . can’t we?"

[wryneth]

Biodiversity

Twinks are an invasive species, and someone really needs to do something about them. Calling all scientists to get on this pressing world issue. Everyone kill @nyquilfishtank

[wryneth]

if u hate the french why do you use le as a prefix

Using unnecessary French words is a powerful and ironic commentary on the bottomless pit that is the scourge of Europe, the French are an affront to everything good in life, and by incorrectly using their words we can rise up against their emotional tyranny.