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[brucebocchi]

a college republican went crying to tucker carlson last night because some black classmates photoshopped his face onto a literal cracker

[bob-belcher]

[alternative-politics]

Mike Pence: Colin Kaepernick is a horrible disgrace for taking a knee during the national anthem. Why would you disrespect a country that way??

Also Mike Pence: *Sits and crosses arms during South and North Korea’s historic gesture of peace*

[mapsontheweb]

Dymaxion Visualization of Worldwide Access to Safe Drinking Water.

[officialunitedstates]

this has to be the worst thing I’ve ever layed eyes on. 0/10

[unflatteringpicturesofbenwyatt]

[splendidland]

my dick is malleable, it can be shaped into any form i desire, and with the magic of stop motion technology, i have crudely recreated every wallace and gromit movie using nothing but my plasticine dick. recently, my dick has dried up, and is now permanently shaped like the steamroller from bob the builder

[splendidland]

do you ever see a post you made 3 years ago and now have no recollection of ever having writing and just think “no, there’s no way i’d ever put something like that on the internet” and yet there it is, your username undeniably attached to it. it’s an experience not unlike coming across a gravestone with your own name and date of death written on it and you realize that you’ve been dead for 3 years and have been existing this entire time as a soulless entity.

[hatake]

when something stressful comes up

[jakegylleenhaal-blog]

[jim-and-pam-halpert]

me 109% of the time

[unamusedsloth]

[unclefather]

Just enjoying a nice Granny Smith green apple

[lord-kitschener]

Don’t like this

[datboigavin]

y'all want young gavin vines?

[deonsraw]

Iconic

[cockyhorror]

This child was born with better comedic timing than 90% of actors have at the peak of their careers

[computervsworldarchive]

as we all know, the best vines are the ones with dogs. here’s a bunch of doggy vines!!!!!!

[ffractaa]

This made me v happy

[armorabs]

we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

[getetteroo]

oh thank god i thought you were going to say plankton was pearls mom

[dawwwwfactory]

Mom’s potato staring at me across the room

[thewickedavatar]

this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like

[wheresyourpippinnowbitch-deacti]

Harry Styles showing his passion for Chipotle out here on Instagram.

[hypable]

Dan Radcliffe addresses ‘Fantastic Beasts’ Johnny Depp controversy: ‘Harry Potter’ kicked someone out for weed

Harry Potter star Dan Radcliffe has issued some criticisms against Warner Brothers and the film’s production team for continuing to employ Johnny Depp despite the allegations made against the Grindelwald actor.

[rebelqueenofferelden]

“I suppose the thing I was struck by was, we did have a guy who was reprimanded for weed on the [original Potter] film, essentially, so obviously what Johnny has been accused of is much greater than that.”

[susiephone]

me @ danrad

[facceass]