Too Many Fandons Girl

The title just says everything. Bee | 20yo | Proud Hufflepuff and Cabin 3 resident

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[itshelia]

My mom to her friends, my aunts, and literally everyone she knows: Yeah, my kid is so smart. She is on her phone a lot of the time, but it's not like you guys think, She is not like how kids nowadays are, She reads a lot of books on her phone!!

Me, a fanfic reader who can survive off nothing but just words and day dreams herself to sleep:

[take-it-on-the-run]

I need a guy that I love more than the fictional ones. Until then I will remain pining over non-existent men on Tumblr.

[mogdoodles]

i love using this website as god intended: barely post anything yourself, reblog everything

[funnytwittertweets]

[thenightgaunt]

I ran an Aliens rpg years back. But the players didn't KNOW it was an Aliens game until halfway through the first session.

They thought it was a sci-fi game but they also thought the monsters were going to be zombies.

Over a period of 2 hours they then proceeded to make EVERY Aliens movie cliche "mistake" known to man. Because at the time they all made sense.

The characters in a story don't know they're in a story or what kind of story it is.

They might think their in a romcom instead of a slasher movie. And if you're not in a slasher movie, why the fuck would you search through every closet in your house just because a cup mysteriously fell off a table in the dining room?

[maya-why-deactivated20240331]

Usually in any book series, the protagonist is not likeable or at the very least not anybody's favorite character, it's always somebody else. EXCEPT PERCY JACKSON. PERCY IS THE GOAT. THE GOAT.

[wt-fxck]

I was using character.ai to work on some deep, problematic, NSFW fic and then the creator of said the character answered me mid NSFW cenario?! Is that a thing?! Should I have read the guidelines?! I-

[bluedietcoke]

i don't care how much of a simp other book boyfriends are. no one will ever compare to percy jackson. annabeth chase's first words to him were "you drool when you sleep" and my man was SOLD

[orqheuss]

having a crush on the Weasley twins as a kid is a direct pipeline to having a crush on Sebastian Sallow/Ominis Gaunt as an adult and no i will not elaborate.

[ugh09876554444-deactivated20230]

Why am I in love with Ominis, Sebastian, AND Garreth😭 i know more than half of the fandom can relate but my brain can’t take this.

[ourunmei]

You can't even tell me I'm wrong.

[4ever2000lover]

People really think that Sebastian and Ominis would get along with Draco Malfoy???? Like ???

They would depise him (especially Ominis).

[gilded-garnet]

"What I do with every book - read it! "

"I've cross-referenced Slytherin's spellbook with everything in the library about relics and dark sacrifices."

"Name any book. Bet you a galleon I already know it."

He's such a damn nerd.

[gilded-garnet]

Don't mind me. Just thinking about Sebastian's past and how it impacts his decisions in the game. He saw at least one of his parents die in front of his eyes as a child. His twin sister, who has been with him since the beginning, is now wasting away slowly as everyone else watches and does nothing. He couldn't save his parents, and he cannot stand to feel that powerless again.

The boy ain't evil - he's just traumatised. Honestly, the fact we couldn't give him a single hug is a crime!

[bvmbl3b0x-deactivated20260123]

why is sebastian’s fanon personality just draco malfoy but more of a risk taker. HES SO NICE AND YET PEOPLE DECIDED THAT HES JUST MALFOY BEFORE MALFOY. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT HL FANDOM IM SO DONE

[spacceyame]

i’m sorry but outta sight outta mind i need to SEE the fics or i’ll forget

[jesperfaheylover]

why are there not more jesper fahey girlys. the man is a tall, handsome, charming, flirty, bisexual gunslinger and he is still slept on. i don’t understand it.