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[pururin]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

this is the only day you can reblog this post until 2023

[spacelazarwolf]

ppl who oppose gender affirming care for kids are nuts like the extent of medical intervention for trans kids is maybe puberty blockers but they’ll still be like “SO UR SAYING WE SHOULD LET TODDLERS HAVE TOP SURGERY???????” barbara toddlers do not have a top to surgery

[watches-and-windchimes]

Saw someone asking "so do you endorse giving puberty blockers to five year olds?"

Friend, a five year old should not have puberty to block. If they do that's called precocious puberty and is the original reason puberty blockers were invented. If a five year old is going through puberty I absolutely endorse them being given puberty blockers

[cryptotheism]

Orc BBQ would be fucking unreal

[corrach-deactivated20251201]

they would go fucking crazy. they'd have like. hickory smoked leviathan sausage

[twoblogger]

Dear god. please make all superyachts explode tomorrow. amen.

[twoblogger]

Fave thing about this post is that nobody who’s reblogged it so far has made any comment. we’re all just sharing in the sentiment. peace and love on planet earth

[twoblogger]

*goes back up to read my own url* yeah okay this is funny

[starkeaton]

oh

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[tahthetrickster]

[doubleca5t]

She [slide whistle] on my [rooster crow] til I [boyoyoyoyoing]

[doubleca5t]

[duganator01]

That last one is for the anon who sent in the ask about Vex’s arrows

[radiofreederry]

[thegreatgrumbolia]

[cake-and-sunshine]

Oh if people need context for live slug reaction this is the original post. I'm not sure why it's blowing up today but it sure is hilarious

[depsidase]

[yournewapartment]

Screeching

[casgirl]

[borderlinereminders]

Please stop attacking the past versions of you. They were doing their best at the time and they got you here. It’s amazing how much progress you’ve made and how much you’ve grown but please don’t think your past self lacked worth in any way.

[talestobetold]

Please stop attacking the past versions of you. We don’t know how you managed to violate the Intergalactic Time Travel Convention but you’re going to cause a paradox eventually and we’ll have to reset the time stream to the last safe state and it’ll cost a ton and be a whole thing

[vayalda]

The two sides of tumblr

[hellsite-yano]

I never know how to say this without sounding condescending but when it comes to social media you can simply choose not to be around people who make you unhappy.

[hellsite-yano]

[iconicpopstar]

if these were natural eye colors, which one would you like to be born with?

Pink

Red

Violet

Gold

I would keep my current eye color

Other (say it in the tags or replies)

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

[iconicpopstar]

pls reblog if you vote

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[zazzedcoffee]

Hey, you want to see a glitched poll?

Yes

Obviously

Of course

Voting ended onFeb 11, 2023

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

Of course this somehow manages to happen

[pigpenandpaper]

My Magnum Opus: Columbo at the maid cafe, now on Tumblr.

[charlesoberonn]

Keep going, I wanna know who the waitress murdered.