Well Fuck.

A Dirk Strider kin blog | 21 | he/him

[nendroidzz]

[soriastrider]

i was messing with a quote generator and i made myself laugh by formatting some of the results like dirkjake pesterlogs

text version:

[1] JAKE: No more making fun of me when i misuse dated cultural references alright? Are we cowabunga on this? DIRK, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.

[2] DIRK: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. JAKE: Wow. He sounds stupid. DIRK: But he’s not. He’s really smart actually. Just dense. JAKE: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like i dont know... “Hey! I love you!” DIRK: I guess you’re right. Hey Jake, I love you. JAKE: See! Just say that! DIRK: Holy fucking shit. JAKE: If that flies over his head then sorry dirk but hes too dumb for you. DIRK: Jake.

[3] DIRK: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. JAKE: You and me!!! DIRK, tearing up: Ok.

[4] DIRK: We both look very handsome tonight. JAKE: You know if youd just said that i looked handsome i would have said "so do you." DIRK: I couldn't take that chance.

[5] JAKE: What are your three best qualities? DIRK: I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.

[lonelyleech]

You think Dirk would be the type to bite hard candy?

i have no idea, but he can

[cmirael]

oh no he’s transparent

[homestuckk1nn1e]

he's here...d1rk 1cons!!!

d1rk's a cool guy...not my favor1te but st1ll good!!! }:)

- mod ruf1oh

no d1rk sweater unfortunately }:(

[les-memorables]

[tittily]

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

i don’t even know where to start with this post

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

“The Supreme Court is morally bad and therefore it doesn’t matter who serves on it and therefore we have no reason to vote” is one of the dumbest fucking takes. 

These systems still exist and have far-reaching impact regardless of whether or not they should. They do. Remember “Science is real whether you believe in it or not?” The government exists whether you believe it should or not, and it has impact whether you want it to or not. I just… why make it even slightly worse than it has to be? 

[meret118]

“Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you.” - Pericles, 495 - 429 BCE

[ovur]

If i ever spell something wrong I did it for comedic purposes. I know everything don't forget that

[idiopathicsmile]

Not sure how to explain it, but April quarantine content had a distinctly different feel to it than August quarantine content

[sandersstudies]

“Ha ha ha I’m in my jammies again”

“People are dying and children are returning to school anyway and I’m going to burn down government buildings”

[roselalonde]

JUNE 1ST BABY!!!!!!!!

[snackodile-moved]

STILL NOT OVER IT

[axietoh]

Night time kisses, day time nuzzles

[botwired]

Do you really think I, a gay, can robotics?

[vietnyamese]

[kisses you] is this cringe bro? [kisses you harder] is this fail? is this going in your cringe comp?

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

imagine water didnt reflect shit n was clear always and you could look at the ocean from above and see literally every huge fucky looking thing that lives in it no matter how deep. you fly over the pacific once and never sleep again for the rest of your life. its really the little things that make this planet habitable huh

[lobotomizedskull]

[smoldavestrudel-deactivated2021]

more hs bun buns!