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@wtf-is-my-dignity
Klaus: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death? Five: How am I supposed to know? Diego: You say as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult. Five: *sighs* Five: You wouldn't be trapped.
Good morning sasunarus they released a new video for naruto’s 20th anniversary which is literally just 10 minutes of reanimated top 10 iconic sasunaru moments so enjoy looking at your fave sasunaru moments in high quality animation
October 20, 2022 - Good news everyone! The lettuce won!
call me crazy but maybe they should stop making documentaries about serial killers. especially when the victims’ families weren’t consulted or compensated. just a thought
moving this point from my tags, I’ve noticed a LOT of white people, specifically ww, sensationalizing the fuck out of this or talking about how their stomach didn’t turn at all while watching/they weren’t grossed out and it’s really telling. dahmer’s victims were majority Black, the youngest was a 14 year old Asian boy, and the callousness/complete lack of compassion or even common sense y’all treat this with rlly just exposes your own fucked up biases. again. like we get it, the suffering of men and boys of color is just entertainment for y’all.
I have tried (and will continue to work on) when I have the strength, to find a way to get people who need financial help on this site for whatever reason to be able to have an audience such that they get more money and don’t have to reblog or to vomit their intimate life as much.
But personally, I’m spent(I have severe OCD). I need clothes, I need food, I need time to rest and we are in a capitalist world in which you have to buy time. I also need art supplies, money for transportation, and money for basic toiletry. I don’t have a goal, because of lot of this is something I’ve asked for a while on different platforms and the needs accumulate. My P*p*l is [email protected].
If you feel like people in your digital/physical communities have more urgent situations to be taken care of, please do take care them.
And because we’re all burnout, and because the posts multiply because every need is related, those of you who are living okay, who have a decent job, who can take the rising rent and rising grocery prices without too much damage, I encourage you, if you see my post and others like it please think of helping.
Ok so I've found a way to describe what Neurodivergent Can't Do Task Mode™ feels like to neurotypicals
So you know how you can't make yourself put your hand down on a hot stovetop? There's a part of your brain that stops you from doing that? That's what Neurodivergent Can't Do Task Mode™ feels like
Even if we want to do it, there's a barrier stopping us from doing it, and it's really hard to override
And why does our brain see the task as a hot stovetop? Because when neurotypicals finish a task, they get serotonin, but we don't get that satisfaction after completing a task. A neurotypical wouldn't get serotonin from putting their hand on a hot stovetop, it would just hurt. When we can't do a task, it's because our brain knows that the task will hurt (metaphorically) and wants to avoid that.
It's not that we're choosing not to do the task, it's that our brain is physically preventing us from doing it.
Neurotypicals can and should reblog but please don't add anything
(Sorry/not sorry about the random bolding, it makes it easier for us to read)
Oh that’s a great example. It’s not even really a metaphor in some cases. Because this is exactly what some of our brains are doing. For one reason or another the brain thinks that the task in question is dangerous or harmful and the mechanism keeping us from doing it is a survival mechanism.
I am but a horse rearing away from a suspicious paper bag while neurotypicals laugh at me for reacting sensibly to environmental threats.
What’s the worse atla episode in ur opinion
all the ones that had that creepy ass flying rat in them. think his name was Homo
Homo?!
the queen dying is taking attention away from the true great loss of the last few days: thurston waffles' passing. fuck dusty old monarchs, at 15 years my baby just wanted to yell and eat shrimps and he still had a positive impact on more lives than the royal family ever did
rest in peace sweet prince ❤️❤️❤️
EDIT: i'm sorry I gave the impression I'm Thurston's owner, but I'm not! I wrote "my baby" cuz he is, really, everyone's fluffy baby thanks to the gift his dad and his mom gave us by turning him into a cat celebrity. go to @thurstonwaffles and send your love to them ❤️❤️❤️
i posted this old as balls gifset ten years ago today
Happy anniversary old as balls gifset
@meme-conservation
We are pleased to note the continued survival of this meme to the point that it, too, is Old As Balls
Some "helpful" reviews, in case anyone is on the fence about watching The Sandman:
i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police
I am obligated to reblog this again, because it is now Superwholock, and therefore perfection.
people need to remember that every tumblr post in 2012 was like this
Current mood
mood. and alternatively:
I raise you:
I have never been so called out.
Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar
Sometimes I attend somebody’s thesis presentation and I’m so impressed that I follow them home to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am.
Sometimes I watch someone eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am with such fervour I am compelled to attend their thesis presentation
in honor of our approaching anniversary, my boyfriend saw fit to reflect on one of my more romantic moments
anyway this was the text
i know “yor finally gets assigned to kill twilight/loid finally gets assigned to thorn princess” is a really fun and popular future plot line people like to think about, but i think “yor gets assigned to kill desmond sr” could cause equal amounts of drama. because operation strix is not KILLING desmond, it’s getting close to him and infilitrating his inner circle. and you can’t do that if he’s… dead
cue shenanigans of twilight miserably trying to keep this horrible man alive from this demoness who he had assumed was an urban legend and yor going “who is this fucker who keeps getting in my way”
Dude has a death wish