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Sub-Radio, the band that did Stacy's Dad, coming out with another banger for Pride.
Villain: “You and I are very much alike, you know.”
Hero: “I realize that.”
Villain: “Doesn’t that trouble you?”
Hero: “Why would it? I share most of my genome with sewer rats.”
Villain: “But our similarities mean that, deep down, you’re a bad person. There’s nothing stopping you from being just as evil as I am!”
Hero: “Sure there is. I’m stopping me.”
Villain: “But in your heart you crave—”
Hero: “Sometimes when I’m in a crowded building I get the sudden urge to just boop a stranger right on the nose. But I don’t do it, because that would be super rude and weird. Does having that compulsion in the first place make me just as much of a weirdo as if I had acted on it? Maybe it does in your eyes, but to the would-be boopee, it makes all the difference in the world.”
Villain: “We’re not talking about booping noses, we’re talking about killing peop—”
Hero: “Look, dude, I’m sure murder can be really satisfying. But I’ve decided that I don’t want to murder people, and I think that’s very sexy of me. Look at me. With a little self-restraint, you might have had what I have.”
Villain: “But surely it disturbs you, doesn’t it? To know how close you are to snapping. Don’t deny it. There’s so much darkness in your heart. Do you really think they’d still love you if they knew? They’d be disgusted by you. They’d hate you, for thinking so much like me.”
Hero: “That’s the difference, isn’t it? Between you and I. One tiny difference. That’s all it takes. That’s the line between good and evil.”
Villain: “What?”
Hero: “You saw your own darkness and let it destroy you. You surrendered to it the moment you realized it was there. You threw open the door for it and welcomed it inside and let it rob you of your humanity without even a word of protest because you just couldn’t imagine it was something you could fight.”
Villain: “And you, oh-so-sanctimonious one?”
Hero: “I said ‘no thanks’. That’s it. That’s the difference.”
Villain: “Did you just—did you just—”
Hero: “Boop your nose? You’re right. It did feel good.”
Villain: “Well, you’ve had your fun. I suppose you expect me to come back to the angels, right? To find the light that was within me all along? To realize that, deep down, I’m really a good man at heart?”
Hero: “No. I don’t believe in that crap.”
Villain: “What?”
Hero: “I don’t give a shit who you are ‘deep down’. That doesn’t matter. Good guys, bad guys—there’s no such thing. Just people. Just people who get up each morning and decide whether they’re gonna try to save the world or burn it down.”
Villain: “If there’s no such thing as a ‘good person’, according to you, then what on Earth would be the appeal of redemption?”
Hero: “I’m just saying. Maybe you should try a new morning routine.”
this is the fucking funniest mental image thank you SO much I do not understand it at all
One of these days I'll talk about how Norse Heathenry is mirepresented to promote an extremely colonized and distinctly American interpretation of masculinity.
Actually, I've had sake, so I'll gab about this.
The thing that draws a lot of men to heathenry is the promise that their masculinity (and, in some cases, their whiteness) will be affirmed and celebrated. I'd argue that heathenry, as it stands right now as a co-opted and commercialized phenomenon, does the opposite of this: It actually holds masculinity hostage by creating a standard in which a man must conform to a warrior-like role in order to be a true heathen.
This is just repeating the same dynamic we see in the western world, where a man's masculinity is constantly under threat and revoked the minute he does anything outside of the society's narrow definition of what it means to be "a man."
But the thing about masculinity is that it's like any other fundamental aspect of one's individuality; it's an immutable trait and exists no matter the circumstances that surround it. A man is a man no matter what he does, what he likes, who he loves, what he looks like, or the emotions he expresses.
I find it extremely criminal that Norse heathenry is used as a vehicle for continuing Western society's deeply unbecoming and limiting definition of masculinity, particularly when we have literally no evidence that the Norse people defined masculinity the same way we do.
This is especially true considering Norse heathenry is a spirituality that can support the expansion and fluidity of masculinity. I think it is entirely worth the discussion on how to do that.
I'll also say this: I find it really telling that a lot of Norse heathen men don't regularly identify with Freyr--the god who embodies masculinity--because western society doesn't equate masculinity to Freyr's principles, but instead equates it to being a soldier.
Like...I can get into the entire disconnect men have with Norse heathenry because of Western colonialism.
For my fellow dudes that are following me: Literally no one has the right to define your masculinity for you, and they certainly have no right to use Norse heathenry to do it.
Godzilla vs AI
I think Columbo is the only good contemporary detective serial for a lot of reasons but mostly because you never really see a weird little gremlin man who causes problems on purpose and annoys rich people into accidentally confessing to murder anymore
Shows like Dragnet and Law & Order et al are unconscionable pro-police propaganda. Columbo is pro-"weird guy who's just sort of here" propaganda
I don't think he ever actually joined the police force I think he just showed up one day and wouldn't leave
I think it works out because Columbo is only a cop because that’s the quickest and easiest way to explain why he’s always showing up at crime scenes. He doesn’t carry a gun, his dog is absolutely not a police dog, he has no partner, and he seemingly never tackles a case unless it’s a rich person who has committed a murder. We learn nearly nothing about the police force or other cops on the show. Even in the episode where he’s solving a murder committed by a police commissioner, it barely comes up. He has more in common with with the ‘faerie disguised as humble beggar’ trope than with ‘good guy cop’ trope. I would absolutely believe it if it turned out that he was literally some kind of supernatural being, and he uses his limited magical abilities to convince everyone that he’s a detective for the sake of convenience and that’s about it.
You. You get it.
It works because Columbo goes after the only category of person more aggravating than cops, which is rich people
You know who just walked into a police precinct one day for the first time in his life and was immediately accepted as a detective who'd worked there for years?
J'onn J'onnz, the Martian Manhunter.
I maintain that Columbo is telling the truth... his first name is literally "Lieutenant", just like Miles O'Brien's first name is actually Chief.
This is the best description of Columbo. He's what happens when the Fae accidentally show up at a police station to cause trouble for humans and then learn that the most trouble they can cause is by tricking rich people into confessing to murder. No one knows when he became a cop or how, he's just always been there and he's good at what he does so they keep him around.
remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave
How fucking old are you people?
normal amount
my friend used to use the arrow keys and i would use the mouse for video games.
no bonding like having to merge into the same brain
Playing MYST or Day of the Tentacle and trying to solve the puzzles as a group....
those is mcdonalds jeans?
Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up
theres a hourse in the dirve through
could you please stay on topic
I know in Houston they've got stores that specialize in Colombian jeans.
Even if you're paying for the product, you're still the product
There’s something oddly comforting about the idea that “if you’re not paying for the product, you’re the product,” namely, the corollary: “If you can afford to pay for a product, you won’t be the product.” But it’s bullshit. Companies don’t make you the product because you don’t pay — they make you the product because you can’t stop them.
The theory behind “if you’re not paying for the product…” is that old economist’s saw: “incentives matter.” Companies that monetize attention are incentivized to manipulate and spy on you, while companies that you pay just want to make you happy.
This is a theory of corporate behavior grounded in economics, not power, a creature of theory and doctrine that never bothers to check in with the real world to see how that theory and doctrine map to actual events. Reality is a lot uglier.
Apple has blanketed the planet with billboards and print and online ads extolling its privacy-forward system design (e.g. “Privacy. That’s Iphone.”). There’s something to this: in 2020, the company made it very easy to opt out of third-party Ios surveillance, and 96% of its users opted out:
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2021/05/96-of-us-users-opt-out-of-app-tracking-in-ios-14-5-analytics-find/
That decision cost Facebook $10 billion in a single year, and the losses keep coming. Facebook launched a campaign that accused Apple of privacywashing an anticompetitive maneuver, claiming that Apple didn’t care about its users’ privacy, they just wanted to eliminate competition for Apple’s own ad brokerage:
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2020/12/facebooks-laughable-campaign-against-apple-really-against-users-and-small
Facebook’s campaign poses itself as the true champion of its users, accusing Apple of shamming. It’s laughable. Facebook manifestly despises its users and proves that fact every day in a thousand ways, large and small. Facebook’s true objection to Apple’s privacy tools is that they reduced Facebook’s earnings by $10b. Obviously.
But that doesn’t mean that Facebook is wrong about Apple’s cynicism. Apple exercises enormous control over its users. It’s a direct control. Apple blocks you from installing software of your choosing or from using third-party repair services of your choosing. They pour millions into engineering to make this technically challenging, and lead a coalition of large corporations that kill right to repair legislation whenever it is mooted:
https://doctorow.medium.com/apples-cement-overshoes-329856288d13
Some of Facebook’s critics accuse it of exercising similar control, but via a far more insidious method: they say that Facebook’s voracious surveillance of its users, combined with machine learning, allows Facebook to control its users’ minds, stripping them of their free will and turning them into algorithm-addled zombies who do whatever Facebook directs them to do.
This is an extraordinary claim, given that every previous claim of mind-control turned out to be bullshit, from Mesmer to MK Ultra. The best evidence for these mind-control claims comes from Facebook’s own marketing materials, where the company assures advertisers that they should spend their money on FB’s platform because of its mind-control features.
When FB critics repeat these claims, they’re engaged in “criti-hype,” Lee Vinsel’s useful coinage describing criticism that serves to bolster the target’s own propaganda. If FB are evil geniuses, well, at least they’re still geniuses.
https://sts-news.medium.com/youre-doing-it-wrong-notes-on-criticism-and-technology-hype-18b08b4307e5
Some Facebookers doubtless believe their own hype, but that doesn’t mean we have to join them in self-delusion. We can criticize Facebook for seeking control over its users, and for using that control to do things that serve its own interests at the expense of its users’ interests.
https://onezero.medium.com/how-to-destroy-surveillance-capitalism-8135e6744d59
That’s the true sin of Big Tech: using deception and coercion to control users. Companies that gain this control can be reliably expected to use it in whichever ways they can get away with. They are paperclip-maximizing artificial life-forms bent on devouring the human race, not ethical actors.
Apple’s commitment to privacy is best understood as instrumental. Apple thinks that protecting your privacy will attract your business, and they’re right. I would like to have privacy! But while Apple can increase its revenues by telling you they’ll protect your privacy, they can increase them even more by lying about it.
That’s just what they do. Earlier this month, a small security research firm called Mysk released a video revealing that when you tick the box on your Iphone that promises “disable the sharing of Device Analytics altogether,” your Iphone continues to spy on you, and sends the data it collects to Apple:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JxvH80Rrcw
The data Iphones gather is extraordinarily fine-grained: “what you tapped on, which apps you search for, what ads you saw, and how long you looked at a given app and how you found it.”
https://gizmodo.com/apple-iphone-analytics-tracking-even-when-off-app-store-1849757558
It doesn’t stop there: “The app sent details about you and your device as well, including ID numbers, what kind of phone you’re using, your screen resolution, your keyboard languages, how you’re connected to the internet — notably, the kind of information commonly used for device fingerprinting.”
The researchers had to jailbreak an Iphone in order to find this lie. Apple has gone to extraordinary lengths to make jailbreaking illegal. Apple claims that allowing users to disable the locks on their phones will make them vulnerable to bad actors who will install deceptive, coercive software.
That is true, but it’s also true that these locks make it impossible to determine whether Apple’s software is deceptive and coercive. The walled fortress that keeps you safe from third parties is also a walled prison that leaves you at the mercy of the warlord who owns the fortress.
Once a company attains a certain scale, it becomes too big to jail, and then it monetizes you however it can. If you think the future of technology is battle is between Google’s approach and Apple’s, think again. The real fight is between the freedom to decide how technology works for you, and corporate control over technology.
https://locusmag.com/2021/01/cory-doctorow-neofeudalism-and-the-digital-manor/
Apple and Google are like the pigs and the men at the end of Animal Farm: supposed bitter enemies who turn out to be indistinguishable from one another. Google also has “privacy” switches in its preference panels that do nothing:
https://pluralistic.net/2021/06/01/you-are-here/#goog
Indeed, there are so many places in Google’s location privacy settings where you can tick a box that claims to turn off location spying. None of them work. A senior product manager at Google complained to her colleagues that she had turned off three different settings and was still being tracked:
https://twitter.com/jason_kint/status/1398359580275523590
Apple is now the subject of a California class action suit over its deceptive practices, which violate the California Invasion of Privacy Act.
https://www.bloomberglaw.com/public/desktop/document/LibmanvAppleIncDocketNo522cv07069NDCalNov102022CourtDocket
As Gizmodo’s Thomas Germain notes, Apple has a good — if self-serving — reason to spy on its users. It has launched its own ad network, and is selling advertisers the ability to target its customers based on their activities:
https://gizmodo.com/apple-iphone-privacy-analytics-class-action-suit-1849774313
Companies will only protect your privacy to the extent that it is more profitable than not doing so. They can increase those profits by advertising privacy promises to potential customers. They can increase them more by secretly breaking those promises, And they can increase them even more by using privacy claims to block their rivals’ spying, so they’re the sole supplier of your nonconsensually collected personal information.
That’s what’s happening with Google’s endless proposals to “increase privacy” in Chrome that block third parties from spying on users, while letting Google continue to invade our privacy:
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2021/03/googles-floc-terrible-idea
If we want our privacy, we need both transparency (so third parties can investigate companies’ claims to protect privacy) and regulation (so cheating companies will face consequences when they’re caught by those third parties).
That’s why it’s so exciting that the FTC has announced its intention to treat privacy invasions as antitrust violations:
https://pluralistic.net/2022/08/12/regulatory-uncapture/#conscious-uncoupling
For so long as corporations can use technology and law to hide their misdeeds and power to avoid consequences for those misdeeds, “voting with your wallet” is as useless as opting out of Ios tracking.
We had advertising-supported media for generations — centuries — without mass surveillance. The problem with advertising isn’t incentives — it’s impunity.
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[Image ID: An Apple ‘Privacy. That’s iPhone.’ ad. The three rear-facing camera lenses have been replaced by the staring, red eye of HAL9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey.]
ok maybe this movie will legit be a masterpiece
The most realistic portrayal of Ken, TBH.
Standing statuette (bronze with gold inlay) of the ancient Egyptian cat-goddess Bastet, holding an usekh-collar topped by a feline head and sun-disk. Artist unknown; ca. 400-250 BCE (Late Period or early Ptolemaic). Now in the Walters Art Museum, Baltimore. Photo credit: Walters Art Museum.
Bast giving you a thumbs up, she’s proud of you, keep it up!
This is the Bast of encouragement, reblog to receive Bast’s support and thumbs up
@referredpain
My ancestors reminding me I'm doing my best and they're proud of me.
Whomst among us could have imagined this would happen? Truly I am shocked.
peak twitter moment for me was when someone told me the first-person pronouns in my game rulebook was me cultivating a parasocial relationship with the reader, everything has been downhill since then
use second person pronouns and force your readers to cultivate parasocial relationship with you
i'm really respectful of the social distance between myself and my readers and that's why i only write my rules using "one may ..." constructions
Avoiding over-familiarity of time and place by phrasing player-directed instructions exclusively in the pluperfect subjunctive.
@taranosyo
“In order to create one’s character, one might have had to roll 4d6, drop two… then, one optionally would have had to have repeated this six times…”
vincent price calling christopher lee a bitch asmr
This man really said bitch in cursive outloud
I’ve reblogged this so many times but this is the first time I’ve seen “bitch in cursive” and it took me the fuck out.
Vincent Price: Bitch
Me:
I cannot get enough of this. It's beautiful.
this is not the greatest shitpost in the world.
it’s just a tribute.
Whoa-aoh
To the greatest shitpost in the world!
SURE AM GLAD I'M GETTING ACTIVE- SHOOTER TRAINING INSTEAD OF EFFECTIVE GUN CONTROL LEGISLATION
We got an e-mail this week from the superintendent saying that our new “Child ID Kit” would be coming in the mail over Thanksgiving break. For a brief moment I had completely forgotten that our idiot governor decided that a DNA and Fingerprinting kit sent to parents to ID their dead children in the case of school shootings was a better option than literally any gun control.
If you’re stuck in the abandoned twitter HQ just wanted to let you know that under Delaware admiralty law (where twitter is registered) all persons stuck in an abandoned vessel (company) are entitled to salvage rights for the entire company, customarily each getting an equal share. You’re going to need to present your case in an admiralty court but it should be a lock.
Watching Twitter completely melt down today has been amazing. I've never seen a company go down this fast, and I audited shitty small companies for 11 years as a CPA. Usually they lasted at LEAST a year under the shitty new management.