Quotes With No Sense

We don’t do sense.

[wtf-stray-dogs]

I don’t know if Neko know about this but I do not know who to send this to. If you do know please send it to them. I don’t know if they got permission from the creator or not

[wtf-stray-dogs]

Tachihara: *watching Teruko* So if older women hooking up with younger men is a “cougar”. What do you call a younger woman hooking up with older men?

Jouno: *strangling Tecchou* Needing therapy.

[syrcaltee]

Both got a good grade 👍

[wtf-stray-dogs]

Dazai: *On his knees*

Chuuya: What are you doing?

Dazai: Either I’m going to blow you or talk to you on your level. I haven’t decided yet.

*Later*

Ranpo: This was clearly a justified murder.

[wtf-stray-dogs]

Chuuya: What are you doing?

Dazai: *holding a bomb, heading to Mori’s office* Handling a problem.

[wtf-stray-dogs]

Ever been pissed off by someone so much that you now can’t stand their favorite character(s)?

Nothing against the character(s) but holy cow, how can you have someone that much of a jerk simp for you?

Be annoyed be someone you don’t like’s character

Yes

No

Voting ended onMar 15

Reason I’m asking:

I used to be in the DMC fandom until a V simp chased me out. I used to rp as an OC and a Vergil RPer took interest in me. His character ended up married to mine. Then the V simp then showed up. (They Rped V as well) I tried to be nice but mostly hung around the Vergil RPer. The V simp then began verbally attacking me, calling me a wh*re and even began accusing me of PDF activities with a Nero. The Nero rper he claimed I was doing PDF stuff was my alt. It was later revealed that the reason the V simp attacked me was because they hated other OCs.

[wtf-stray-dogs]

Jouno: How do I look?

Tecchou: With your eyes but you’re blind.

Jouno:

Jouno: I can’t tell if you’re an asshole or an idiot.

[wtf-stray-dogs]

I keep accidentally hitting the follow button when I scroll on my phone….

[wtf-stray-dogs]

Check out the Bungo Stray dog fans community on Discord - hang out with 9 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

Someone please remind me to do this weekly.

My job is distracting me so badly, I keep forgetting

[wtf-stray-dogs]

Atsushi: Where’s Chuuya?

Dazai: Some guy in a red suit grabbed him, saying he needed him to make toys.

Atsushi: uhhh

Chuuya: *kicks the door down* WHY DID YOU PAY SOMEONE TO KIDNAP ME?!

[wtf-stray-dogs]

Sigma: I need someone in my life to help me do the right thing.

Nikolai: Don’t look at me. I’m here to drag you to hell.

[wtf-stray-dogs]

Check out the Bungo Stray dog fans community on Discord - hang out with 8 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

[wtf-stray-dogs]

Nikolai: TRICK OR TR-

Sigma: *Shoves a bowl of candy in his hands* I am not getting tricked this year!

Nikolai: *holds the bowl* Spoil sport.

[wtf-stray-dogs]

Dazai: Chuuya! I love your decaying zombie costume!

Chuuya: IM NOT IN A COSTUME!

Dazai: So you look like that every day?

*Later*

Atsushi: Dazai’s hanging from a tree with a pumpkin on his head.

[wtf-stray-dogs]

Fyodor: I feel like I’m forgetting something.

Sigma: *In a coma*

Nikolai: *Mourning Fyodor*

Fyodor: Oh well if it was that important I wouldn’t have forgotten.

[jadesmushroomcollection]

For people who AREN'T into Twisted Wonderland:

Which one of these things DIDN'T happen in the series?

Multiple attempted murders that nobody really talks about

Your roommate is a cat who loves eating Evil Rocks

A francophile in a place where France doesn't exist

There's a character based off Sully from Monster's Inc and he's not hairy

Teacher that uses BDSM elements in the classroom

One guy's official hobby is listed as brushing his teeth

20 yr old almost kills someone over a sports game

Same 20 yr old has genuine beef with his 5 yr old nephew

Casual human trafficking

Major fan theory is that a guy ate all but one of his siblings

I'm a Twisted Wonderland Fan/Results

Voting ended onOct 7, 2025

Twisted Wonderland fans: Please reblog so I can reach people who aren't that familiar with the series! Thank you :3

[wtf-stray-dogs]

Sigma: I’m giving my two weeks notice.

Fyodor: No

Sigma: I’m leaving the Decay of Angels.

Nikolai: Nah.

Sigma: LET ME LEAVE!

Nikolai: NEVER!