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ian bohen part time actor, part time werewolf, full time asshole loves wine. [just a rp; sideblog]

[wtfbohen]

IanBohen: I can't.

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itsmeleighton: so many beautiful ladies tonight #TimesUp

IanBohen: @itsmeleighton and you are always one of them ;).

[wtfbohen]

brittsnowhuh: Doing well, huh? @IanBohen

IanBohen: @brittsnowhuh yeah, pretty much.

[wtfbohen]

IanBohen: [internal screaming]

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text --> wrong number

Leighton: Oh shit, sorry to hear that.

Leighton: You are welcome to use my toaster.

Ian: That's life.

Ian: I appreciate that. I'm happy to be a foster toaster parent.

[ackermarvel]

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Leighton: You moved as well?

Leighton: My toaster is like the only thing set up right now.

Ian: Yeah. Went through a break up. Moved away for awhile to get my head straight. Moved back but into a different house.

Ian: Right? The toaster is the staple of the kitchen. I'm not sure how I'll function without it.

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Leighton: I'm back in my place, if you need anything.

Leighton: Shoot, sorry, wrong number.

Ian: No worries.

Ian: I could use a toaster though. Apparently mine got lost in the move.

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brittsnowhuh: @IanBohen Yeah... Been a while.

IanBohen: @brittsnowhuh I needed to go off the grid for awhile. How have you been?

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brittsnowhuh: Oh. Hey. @IanBohen

IanBohen: @brittsnowhuh oh, hey. good to see a familiar face.

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IanBohen: Sup, bitches? Bet you thought you saw the last of me.

[ch-est-er]

[wtfbohen]

IanBohen: not today Satan. Maybe tomorrow.

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AnnaFaris: Real question: does anyone get superpowers with their period? In the commercials, women can fly and ride skateboards. I just cry and eat cookie dough.

IanBohen: @AnnaFaris you dont shoot webs from your fingers?

[wtfbohen]

IanBohen: Should I stay or should I go?

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[text; Britt] I was just checking in on you, but... Seems like you don't really want to talk to me, so I'll leave you be.

[text]: No, you’re fine. Sorry, it’s not your fault that I’m an asshole. [text]: Danielle left. [text]: took my kid with her.

@acasnowflake

[wtfbohen]

[text; Britt] Uh, Joel and I are just fine, thanks.

[text]: Well, good, you deserve to be happy.

@acasnowflake