actual trash

Honestly just really love all the rookies (following back from kayleelilshit)

[puckinghischier]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW QUINNIFER??

[ichorai]

fuck the tits or ass debate, i find eyebags sooo attractive. your exhausted, sleep-deprived, mildly haunted aura has bewitched me body and soul

[brettfishy]

[somebitchobsessedwiththerat]

at this point lets give him his own tiktok account

[turbolainen]

🗣 / april 10 2022

[nuge]

connor mcdavid | EDM v. VGK | 02/08/2022

[gideon-adlons-deactivated202311]

mentally and emotionally, i’m here

[sixmapleleafs]

I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on here

It’s so chaotic I love it

[the-privateer]

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a "sleep with one eye open" threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

[0v9]

are we not going to talk about how he launched an entire sheetcake into that man’s face, probably killing him?

[lavender-truth]

[lavender-truth]

He also collects crystals

[anakinandahsoka]

we as a community have slept on ben hutton for too fucking long and i will stand for it no longer and heres why

exhibit a:

exhibit b: see exhibit a

exhibit c: i love him

[filipf0rsberg]

I can’t wait for October: cozy sweaters, cool weather, jack'o'lanterns, pumpkin spice lattes, halloween, autumn leaves, the violent sport of hockey….

[filipf0rsberg]

EVERYONE KEEPS REBLOGGING THIS SAYING “MINUS THE HOCKEY”

THIS IS A HOCKEY POST

THE ONLY IMPORTANT THING IS THE HOCKEY

I COULD GIVE LESS OF A FUCK ABOUT PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES

[letterboxdani]

He’s such an icon.

[forpuckssakepodcast]

[wooter-ice-deactivated20190111]

the queen has spoken

[dustinbrowns]

me referring to my favorite hockey player: lovely sweet beautiful handsome incompetent stupid idiot moron head

[gabelandeskog]

[gabelandeskog]

Gabe Landeskog in The Fan Fit/Misfit Roommates at the Pepsi Center

[hall-of-famer]

Tonight I was working in the penalty box at my brother’s hockey game when one of the guys from the opposing team got a tripping penalty. So, as my job requires I have to get his jersey number so I can record it and put it up on the score board with his penalty. I asked him for his number and…well…he gave it to me. His phone number. 

Poor kid went beet red after I explained I meant his jersey number, not his phone number. I talked to him after the game to make sure he was all good and such, and he said, oh my god, “keep the number, just in case you’re ever looking for anything besides a jersey number.”

Smooth as fuck.

[jakeoettinger]

hartzy’s first game as a flyer!

PHIvsBUF 2.26.2019

[anzekopistar]

Kings announcers making fun of Don Cherry’s bad Storm Surge takes