ships in the night

it's your boy mekiah lynn! what's better than this? just guys being dudes

[parkerjensenlol-deactivated2015]

Pretty much just sums up how my life is going at the moment.

[parkerjensenlol-deactivated2015]

[wtfmekiah-blog]

Go to a singles club or something? I don’t fucking know.

[parkerjensenlol-deactivated2015]

That awkward moment when you are flirting with a girl and her boyfriend shows up. Sorry dude. I didn’t know.

[wtfmekiah-blog]

Story of my life.

[em0girlkaty]

[eliasmcguire]

That sounds awesome, what are you going to do with the money?

[wtfmekiah-blog]

Wow, nosy much?

[phocnixes]

“Dude, it’s okay! I have this little thing called overly dramatic sarcasm, and you’re just one of the very many victims. If you need therapy after that confusing phase I’m here for you.”

[wtfmekiah-blog]

“You know... I think I’ll recover from this. Thanks though!”

[wtfmekiah-blog]

text message ✉ mekiah

elliott: i will wow thanks i needed that

mekiah: just doing what i do best

mekiah: making ppl look at joe jonas

[wtfmekiah-blog]

text message ✉ mekiah

elliott: idk

mekiah: so basically nothing is

mekiah: fulfill your wishes and look at pics of joe jonas

[wtfmekiah-blog]

text message ✉ mekiah

elliott: but i dont wanna sleep right now i wanna eat frozen pizza and look at pictures of joe jonas

mekiah: what's stopping you

[wtfmekiah-blog]

text message ✉ mekiah

elliott: that makes no sense wtf

mekiah: just go back to sleep and wake up in like 8 hours

[wtfmekiah-blog]

text message ✉ mekiah

elliott: like 4 hours

mekiah: you gotta sleep for like under an hour then you won't be tired

mekiah: something about sleep cycles maybe? idk i read an article on it

[wtfmekiah-blog]

text message ✉ open

elliott: today was really good until i took a nap and then woke up feeling like shit

elliott: naps are suppose to make you feel good this literally makes no sense

mekiah: how long did you sleep for?

[octopussoir-]

[ft-morgan]

“Far from it. The key to having a baby is doing the dirty deed.” 

[wtfmekiah-blog]

“No, I’m talking about the actual birth part. Like, they don’t all come out like Bella Swan’s devil child? What a disappointment.”

[xarpg-blog]

It was the gentlemen thing to do. What would you have done? 

[wtfmekiah-blog]

Help them face their fears, of course.

[phocnixes]

“This is a happy place, we don’t speak of things as depressing as pizza here. Fries are mildly depressing, but pizza? What a sad, disappointing case.”

[wtfmekiah-blog]

“My bad! Didn’t know I would offend.”

[phocnixes]

“Nothing is as disappointing as reheated fries.”

[wtfmekiah-blog]

“That and reheated pizza.”

[silvermistfck-blog-blog-blog]

“What if girls were to be able to grow mustaches, too? Wouldn’t that be weird yet awesome?”

[wtfmekiah-blog]

“Whoa. That’s something that would take some time getting used to.”