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"you are the sort of man who discovers love through his penis"

How To Get Filthy Rich in Rising Asia — (page 53)

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bulging from the otherwise scrawny body of the population like a teenager's overdeveloped bicep...

How To Get Filthy Rich in Rising Asia -- (page 150)

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"...and I too contain you, who may not even be born, you inside me inside you, though not in a creepy way..."

How To Get Filthy Rich in Rising Asia –– (page 228)

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The master at whose feet you metaphorically squat is a middle-aged man with the long fingers of an artist and the white-tufted ear hair of a primate resistant to lethal tympanic parasites.

How to Get Filthy Rich in Rising Asia — Mohsin Hamid (page 78)

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...she will be more than surprised at the name he is about to slip, as by a gurgling fart during a passionate embrace

How to Get Filthy Rich in Rising Asia — Mohsin Hamid (page 154)

[wtfmohsinhamid]

Possibly he exits the compound and makes his way to the ridge behind which he prefers to defecate, squatting low and squeezing forcefully to expel the contents of his colon. Possibly he is alone, or possibly he is not.

How to Get Filthy Rich in Rising Asia -- Mohsin Hamid (page 7)