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But everything looks perfect from far away
“Do you think if I brought my ukulele out to the next bonfire people would be okay with me playing it? I’ve been too scared to try this whole time…”
“uh, just as long as you don’t play it the entire time, ‘m not gonna complain.”
“I know I’m cute and all, but staring is rude, friend.”
“i wasn’t staring at you, don’t flatter yourself.”
“I have like, a stupidly extensive knowledge on Disney movies. Go ahead, ask me anything. I bet I can answer it.”
“--- can you tell me why they’re all fuckin’ terrible??”
Siemprya sat in the grass, headphones on listening to the song coming through them. She slowly nodded along with the music and softly sung to herself. Turning her head she saw a person standing not too far from her. “Oh my god. You scared me half to death.” She said pulling her headphones off.
samson came to a halt, looking up from his phone and down at the other sitting on the grass. he shot a quick glance around before pulling the sole earbud out hesitantly. “only half??” he asked deadpan before clearing his throat. “--- i uh didn’ see where i was goin’,” he offered after a moment.
text msg → ex doppelganger
ben: are you kidding me? i'm seriously the most socially awkward weirdo that there's ever been
ben: no way. you've got that sorta bad boy/mysterious vibe to you. you're basically edward cullin
ben: cool colugo? okay i see it
ben: oooo scandalous. do you have anybody in mind?
ben: WHAT NO
ben: DON'T SAY THAT OML I'M QUESTIONING MY WHOLE LIFE NOW
samson: but that's like a teenage romcoms wet dream. think of scott pilgrim and the boy from moonrise kingdom and like 90% of the male leads in movies from the past ten years for young adults
samson: what the Fuck how dare you
samson: im disowning you
samson: it rolls right off the tongue
samson: well, yeah. but if i told you then you'd be an accessory :/
samson: THINK OF ALL THE TIMES THEY'VE CALLED ME BEN BY '''ACCIDENT''' & VICE VERSA
samson: MAKES YOU WONDER
“Maybe, is there something wrong with that?”
“i don’t remember sayin’ there was.”
Taylor shrugged and let out a breath while shaking his head slowly. “Eh, maybe. I just think it’s because if someone is an asshole to one, then the other is an asshole back and the mood is ruined through out the whole day and is probably an asshole to others.” He shrugged.
samson took a sip from his cup slowly as he listened before shrugging reluctantly, “well, yeah. that’s the more logical, and right, answer.” he sat his cup down, finished with it before perking up again, “that’s not as much fun, though.”
“… Those are actually quite a few decent choices if I may say so myself.”
“are they?? i never really got into it, but i remember seein’ them on a few cards at school and thought they looked pretty sick.”
“Apparently it’s quite common in the mid west.”
“well, i know where to stay the fuck away from from now on.”
Taylor nodded and laughed. “Yeah.. hopefully I can tune it out with time.” He shook his head. “I just see and hear that people are messed up here.. that some people can be real assholes.”
“you’ll learn,” he said before taking another sip from his cup. “yeah, there ‘s a lot of dickheads here. personally, i think twins and triplets and all of that just have, like, a higher probability of bein’ fucked up. or maybe it’s just the camp that brings it out. i dunno,” he mused.
“Maybe this is what I do when I’m happy.”
“--- you fuck up flowers when you’re happy??”
take it back | ed sheeran
“So I never really was a fan of swimming in lakes until I got here because once my parents and I went on vacation and we went to this lake and it was full of goose poop! and like the locals were all swimming in it just fine! I was in so much shock, I refused to go in the water to swim, though that’s where I learned to kyack so well!”
“jesus what the fuck. don’t most birds carry around viruses and disease in their shit?? what kind of hell hole were you visiting where that was just normal??”
“But the more important question would be: what is your favorite Pokémon??”
“uh, muk and ditto were my favorite when i was little. for whatever reason.”