Bears do not eat beets.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep.

[wtfshouldinamethis]

Inspiring others living with Narcolepsy - Becky Bodnar

For many years, Becky felt overwhelmed by the severity of her narcolepsy symptoms. Due to years lacking sleep and resources to help her, the

For anyone with Narcolepsy with Cataplexy who can’t afford/take Xyrem watch this video (also FUCK Jazz Pharmaceuticals— the company that holds the monopoly on Xyrem and is increasing the price astronomically every year).

[decadesfashion]

Mariah Carey SNL photo shoot, 1990

[twixnmix]

Mariah Carey photographed by Laura Levine, 1990.  

[vintagewoc]

Mariah Carey (1992)

[no-chill-at-all]

[ohnostalgia]

band dudes are always so short because their growth hormones are replaced with funky beats

[ohnostalgia]

[infiinityonhigh]

play that funky music white boy

[obviousplant]

Anyone need a horse funeral catered?

[advanced-procrastination]

Sure, it’s on a T U E S D A Y, is that okay

[wreckedvibez]

My default setting is assuming people don’t want to talk to me

[33v0]

[dreamdoe]

i want to be as happy as this cow. look how happy she is

[whiskeycrutch]

[rhymewithrachel]

there’s a special place in my heart for tabloids that are straight up slander

[thecastingcircle]

It all makes sense now… Iron Man and Spiderman both have the same last name…….

[rhymewithrachel]

the proof is out there

[janinaduszejko]

Rhodes tells all is my absolute fave part bci love the idea of rhodey eating a pizza on the couch in avengers tower, taking revenge on tony for screwing with his suit, TMZ on speaker, going: ‘ya, the kid’s his son [chewing] who’s the mother? [more chewing] uhhh black widow [chewing] they’re both spiders, you see. [taking a sip from his soda] why it didn’t work out? well, tony cheated on her with uhhh [steve walks in, waves at rhodey] with captain america. yeah it was very bad for team morale.’ 

[hustleinatrap]

watch and memorize

[brutestyle]

…. iconic

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

911 hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again

[thoodleoo]

bad greek myth concept: a siren but she only sings despacito

[commandershepardvasfuckit]

her name is alexa

[subsolars]

this is so sad

[aesopquarriman]

the care bears always make fun of bedtime bear bc hes tired all the time and accidentally falls asleep but its only bc he stays up all night to make sure that everyone else sleeps well and to banish nightmares and protect people

[wtfshouldinamethis]

Ashes of American Flags— Wilco

“The cash machine is blue and green

For a bundle of twenties and a small service fee

I could spend three dollars and sixty-three cents

On Diet Coca-Cola and unlit cigarettes

I wonder why we listen to poets when nobody gives a fuck

How hot and sorrowful, the machine begs for luck.”

*dis my fav song by Wilco and if you haven’t heard it or heard of Wilco, you should go right that wrong ASAP. K? Bye.

[daily-showerthoughts]

Bob’s Burgers would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants

[yourbigsisnissi]