What the fudge

Thoughts from various states of consciousness. Submissions are open.

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Math is the grid of the universe

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Mind over matter

Mind over mind

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Maybe Earth is Hell

We find joy in our relationships, but then we're doomed to disappoint each other and/or we're doomed to lose each other one way or another (death being the ultimate failsafe)

Even God killed himself for people who are doomed to disappoint him over and over

Everything that feels good is bad for you

Things that are good for you are painful

No matter what, everyone is suffering

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The ocean erupts sand into the sky, but the sand gets stuck in the sky as if the whole thing were in a dome

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Pug sticks his tongue out, and there's a tiny pug on his tongue

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Do your thoughts accurately reflect reality? Does it matter?

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How many ears follow the Fibonacci sequence?

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The human population must be relocated to an alien planet. The aliens live significantly longer than we do. Aliens adopt humans into their lives and are fond of us. We adore them in return. They mourn when we inevitably cross the rainbow bridge. Such short lives we have.

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Everyone’s face is made of corn. When you get hungry, you can pick the corn off your face and eat it as a snack. As long as you take care of your body, the corn is plentiful and it tastes delicious. If you don’t take care of your body, the corn kernels are shriveled up and dry. If you smoke, the corn kernels are rotten. You can pick off the corn in a pattern to express yourself artistically. Some people prefer a clean-picked face, while others prefer a full-corn face. 

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Cows with paws instead of hooves

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In South Park, growing a nose is a part of puberty.

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Dirty pirate ship sailing on cotton candy with sprinkles.

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Strands of hair made out of pure gold

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Puffed up pufferfish with a bulldog face

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A teacher in a classroom: "Alright everyone, close your eyes." All the students retract their eye hair bundles into their skulls. One kid sneakily pokes out a single eye hair, just a little. Teacher: "No peeking!" The kid quickly retracts the eye hair back into his skull

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Bundles of hair coming out of eye sockets instead of eyeballs. Each hair can be moved individually. They are just as good as eyeballs, if not better. When you want to "close" your eyes, you suck the bundles back into your head. When you want to "open" your eyes, you stick them out again. If you want to see something close up, you can extend the bundles as far as you want to. But be wary of offenders wishing to slice off your bundles. They take forever to grow back.