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Today's Document
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Andulka
Cosimo Galluzzi
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
occasionally subtle
KIROKAZE
Not today Justin
Mike Driver
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Discoholic 🪩
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
sheepfilms
@theartofmadeline
shark vs the universe
AnasAbdin
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I don’t understand why some people need to act like “vegan food” is some bizarre alien concoction. Fries are vegan. Rice is vegan. You’ve eaten vegan food before. You say “vegan” and all of a sudden people act like they’ve never eaten a carrot in their entire life.
Waste-Free November Happy Halloween witches! On this particular Hallow’s eve, my sister and I are gearing up for the start of our waste-free November challenge. It is mainly a challenge to ourselves but we thought why not open it up for people who may want to participate. So without further ado, starting tomorrow we are challenging ourselves as well as our followers to participate in a waste-free November. Plastic can be found in everything in our daily lives from single-use containers like shampoo and conditioner to smaller things like table salt. Did you know that 90% of Table salt is now contaminated with micro plastics? 1 million plastic bottles are bought every minute, and 91% of plastic isn’t recycled. It’s no wonder the earth is drowning in plastic. So we are challenging ourselves to use less plastic for the next month and would like you to join us. We will be sharing our experience and tips that we have picked up from other sustainable bloggers to help everyone throughout the month. Check out the link in our bio for more information and to pledge your journey for the month! . . . . #zerowastechallenge #wastefree #wastefreenov #lessplastic #savetheenvironment https://www.instagram.com/p/BpnGgAWAIvH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qxnn9y8wnxpc
Stars and Stripes in the Windy City. 📸 @miss_maries_learning . . . . #chicago #starsandstripes #windycity #weekendgetaway #ihavethebettercaption (at Hoffman Estates, Illinois)
I will answer them if I get any.
A: Age.
B: Where I’m from.
C: Where I would like to live.
D: Favourite food.
E: Religion.
F: Sexual orientation.
G: Single/taken.
H: Favourite book.
I: Eye colour.
J: Favourite movie.
K: Favourite TV show.
L: Favourite band/singer.
M: Random fact about me.
N: Favorite day of the year.
O: Favourite colour.
P: If I have any pets; if so, their names.
Q: What I’m listening to right now.
R: Last movie I’ve watched.
S: What’s my ringtone.
T: Favourite male character from a TV show.
U: Favourite female character from a TV show.
V: What my name means.
W: Favourite superhero.
X: Celebrity crush.
Y: My birthday.
Z: Ever self-harmed?
Girls night out with these lovely ladies. Couldn’t ask for a lovelier group of people. . . . . #sunnydays☀️ #girlsnightout #poppinchampagne (at Wayzata Bay, Lake Minnetonka)
Like seriously I wish we had a more comprehensive sex education program in the U.S. You know how many guys I know who had no idea an unaroused vagina is only 2-3 inches deep? Or that the cervix raises up when aroused to accommodate dick? Or that if a girl is “tight” that generally means she’s not turned on and you’re shitty in bed? Or that the cervix has an entire cycle it goes through throughout the month where is changes hardness, placement in the vagina, wetness? Like, when you’re ovulating your cervix gets soft and raises high up into the vagina and your hormones get you really horny. It’s like natures way of moving the furniture around and fluffing the pillow for dick because it wants to get pregnant. And before menstruation, it gets really hard and low in the vagina. It’s basically inactivating it’s Facebook and saying “I just need some alone time for a few days”
Ladies and gentlemen, take a moment to learn about vaginas. Men, take an interest into your woman’s menstrual cycle!
U.S. Needs better sex Ed because I’m a 23 year old woman and didn’t even know all of this
Hi I had no idea about the cervical cycle.
God bless this post pls share it far & wide
Wow didn’t know any of th that
Rape Escape
Easy and very effective
Requires nothing but your body
Includes attack
Very useful to know, pass and share please.
Worth watching
I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this.
I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head.
Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away.
So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out.
I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot
and im asking to all of my followers who see this post in your dashboard to please press play to this video, you never know when this is gonna be
useful, PLEASE DON’T IGNORE IT.
This is one of the first moves I was taught in Krav Maga, and it is one of the most effective.
It took me about a half hour to get down with practice, but once you get it, it’s an intuitive movement.
Please pass this along, it will save lives.
Important
Please reblog this.
Please, if you see this, Reblog it.
If you see this, reblog please.
not witchy but definitely worth watching, stay safe
If you follow me, REBLOG THIS
Everyone knows that on Uber/Lyft you should always give the driver five stars unless they, like, drive the car into the ocean or something, right? You can’t say “the ride was fine, nothing special, so I gave them three stars,” because the company will punish them for being anything less than perfect.
Well, you should know that the same rule goes for any kind of customer service survey. Unless the service you received was unacceptable, give them 5/5 or 10/10 or whatever. It’s annoying, because it ruins the sensitivity of the survey, but it’s how it’s gotta be. 9/10 gets treated like a problem and 6/10 gets treated like a disaster. Understand this and do the workers a favor by grading easy.
The rich will always have access to abortions. And use them. Then judge others.
Shirley Temple wrote in her memoirs about a time an MGM producer exposed his genitals to her when she was 12 years old.
Marilyn Monroe once called Hollywood an “overcrowded brothel, a merry-go-round with beds for horses.”
Judy Garland wrote about being groped by the head of the studio when she was 16.
And I could list 100 more stories. This isn’t new. The sordid, lecherous history of Hollywood has been present since it’s inception.
girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u
I have been waiting all year to post this.
omg
This has been in my queue for months.
I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
omg i didnt reblog this last year!
The best part is this really does accurately describe todays weather where I am O.O
Don't ignore my pleasantries
Me: hi there! How are you tonight? Customer: tall mocha My coworker over the headset: ah, my favorite emotion….tall mocha
I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT
I’M LIVID
romanticizing mental illness is dangerous and misleading
Artsy depression: haunted eyes, good at art, emo hair and eyeliner on point
Actual Depression: bloodshot eyes, no longer trust themselves with pencils, has not showered in five days
Quirky OCD: organized books, clean room, color coordinated outfits
Actual OCD: Intrusive thoughts, flipping the light switch 8 times so you don’t stab your brother, picking holes in your skin
Cute eating disorders: Slim trim and beautiful, shyly refusing a second helping, dancer aesthetic
Actual eating disorders: Puffy cheeks and eroded teeth from excessive vomiting, hair growing over your freezing body and refusing to eat carrots because they’re too high in carbs
Adorable anxiety: just a smol bean, soft, must be protected from the world
Actual anxiety: crying so hard you throw up, shaking, losing sleep over a period after the “okay”
RPG PTSD: flashbacks, vietnam, u don’t know what i’ve been through kiddo
Actual PTSD: Buying your first pregnancy test at twelve, flinching at high fives, i can’t feel my hands where am I what year is it
Cartoon ADHD: look a squirrel, something shiny, fidgety loveable bufoon
Actual ADHD: rereading the same page over and over because it doesn’t make sense, hasn’t done the laundry in four months, hyperfocusing on a mushroom knowing you have work to do
stop making terrifying realities seem cute. it’s disrespectful for those of us who are actually struggling
a college republican went crying to tucker carlson last night because some black classmates photoshopped his face onto a literal cracker
Yo this is my school!!! Okay let’s provide some backstory:
So my school is v White but also v liberal
Anyways we’re also a very academic/professional-driven institution so a lot (not all) of our students are taught about things like intersectionality, feminism, acceptance, etc through academic settings
And this boy, Ryan Wolfe, apparently took an issue to that and he published his opinions in the student-run conservative review website
Here are some of the topics he wrote on:
- how to “survive” social justice
- how intersectionality is fake
- SJWs want the most oppressed people to be in power because they’re the most special
- why the women’s march wasn’t inclusive (and why all the conservatives on campus were great for not causing riots when two of the leaders of the march came to campus)
- how BLM is ruining public perception of police officers
- “how to survive college as a conservative”
- conservative professors speaking out about being outnumbered and the minority
Anyways, total fuckboy
So back during the 2016 election season, the few conservatives we have on campus got together to host a panel about the future of the Republican Party and how it isn’t racist or whatever
And this panel is made up of entirely white people
So someone (I forget who) started a joke comparing them all to saltines
And Wolfe (the saltine) went off on them on twitter doing the typical fuckboy thing and complaining about how safe spaces don’t exist and saying that the panel wouldn’t be a safe space for anyone (ironic, no?)
And AFTER THE PANEL SOMEONE (her name’s Bri) JUST GOT UP AND HANDED THE GUY A BOX OF SALTINES WITH HIS FACE PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO THE CRACKERS
And THIS BOI GOES AND TRIES TO COMPLAIN TO THE ADMINISTRATION ABOUT FEELING UNSAFE ON CAMPUS AND UNABLE TO EXPRESS HIS OPINIONS LIKE BOY WHAT DO YOU THINK A SAFE SPACE IS
Our diversity and inclusion committee (also our committee for addressing prejudice-related harassment on campus) was like lol r u serious and he was like yeah
So they were like fine I guess we do technically have to do something if it’s harassment so they did the same thing they always do for smaller harassment cases on campus (two steps: 1) separating the students, 2) mediated meetings) the third step was the judicial case and the University was like nope we’ve already addressed your ridiculousness as much as we’re willing to sorry bud
And then he went and cried to Fox News and I got a text from my dad at 11:30 at night “racism at wake forest has gotten out of hand this is not acceptable” and I got to go down this rabbit hole of finding out about all this mess just like the rest of you and boy it gave me such a good laugh
(Also people are now calling him “Cryan” instead of “Ryan” so if you want to get that going please do)
Anyways for those of you wondering (like me) why this is just now coming out despite the fact that it happened a year and a half ago, it’s bc he’s graduating and wants a job as a journalist with Fox News so like laugh but also be v critical of the whole thing bc it’s very intentional on his part
We need more women like this
My reblog was pretty aggressive on this one
the pressure put on women to be young, attractive, and successful all at once is fucking ridiculous, you got women in their late teens and early twenties convinced that their lives are over because they don’t have a successful career and a romantic partner…a woman’s value is not in how successful she is or whether or not she has a romantic partner. there are no deadlines for life achievements, women don’t have to become successful when they’re young. women are not limited by their age, and a woman certainly is not a failure for not having either (or both) a successful career and a romantic partner when she is just starting to live her life!
